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You're half-watching the indoor athletics and you miss hear "Nadia Battocletti" as "Nadia's battered clitty", which puts you in mind of an EE SP with a punishing work schedule.
When everybody assumes that your happy, smiley mood is due to the Spring sunshine when it is really because your favourite tourer is coming to town and you have booked an hour of fun with er
Quality & you've already bashed one out thinking about what is cumming your way On the subject of tourers i set reminders in my calendar a week then two three days the day before In case i miss them on the HL with their location in striking distanceI make these look business related just in case the 1 in 1,000 chance that the civvy sees something on my mobile & sometimes it takes me a few seconds to work out what the reminder relates to then the penny drops & its
Is your new avatar Gladys Emmanuel from Open All Hours, sparkus?!
Noticing ‘OWO and ‘DFK’ on number plates
When there are two sexy Eastern European MILFs serving in Costa who flirt with you a bit and you can’t understand why they don’t earn much better money elsewhere
They may well be earning elsewhere. A job a Costa allows their fannies to recover
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You know you’re a punter when you’re watching Crimes of passion and wonder if it’s a film or a documentary Hidden Image/Members Only
Bit of bank holiday Monday shopping. TS PartnersOliver Bonas Mango
A new SP opens the door and you really like what you see: Young, attractive, big smile and plenty of bants from the get go. She's wearing smart office attire with plenty of cleavage and so you immediately think of a secretary role play. You're trying to decide whether to bend her over the desk or get her to kneel down in front of you when you remember that you're not paying her to suck your cock, but instead to suck the wax out of your ears.
A mate showed me his new car, i noticed that the reg ended "MFF" which got me thinking its about tine I had another one.....
If the BJ is good enough the wax will be blown out of your ears anyway...
So what are you going for? ICE, EV or Hybrid?
Unlikely you'll swap a slog of 8 hours in a Costa at minimum wage (circa £100 BEFORE tax & NI), when you can make the same amount in less than 1 hour of sucking cocks.
But if they are escorts working in a minimum wage job it a great cover story if they just work there a couple of days a week.I know an escort who used to work in a shop 2 days a week selling perfume. Her family thought this was her only job and thegovernment and the tax man thinks she just on low pay. She then work 3 days a week in a parlour and she was also on AW. She was paid in cash for her escort work and would use this money to pay for fuel, food and household expenses. Nobodyever caught on to what she was doing.
Got a promotion at work and my first thought is, more money for alll the whores I can fuck and eat.
You eat whores?
She was paid in cash for her escort work and would use this money to pay for fuel, food and household expenses.
two young fillies in their 20s sat behind me on a London bus the other day complaining about the price of facials, I felt like turning round and saying, 'You're damned right'
You could have offered them a freebie. A 'natural probiotic serum delivered fresh from the source to the face and hair at no charge'.
I have heard it said by several that a fat dollop of jizz contains beneficial nutrients for skin that money can't buy, particularly for older women.
You're watching Masterchef with the missus, and the contestants have to cook a banquet at a restaurant called the "OWO". I still don't know what this stands for in the name of this restaurant.Hidden Image/Members Only
Why don't you have some on your cornflakes?
