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Online Markc

I was logging onto the Onlytease website last night to have a wank and you have to enter your email address to get.
I only put in .CIM instead of .com. If only l could with some of the women on there.

Offline Chazz

I was filling the motor with petrol and a guy pulls up next to me, he calls over and asks me if there's a cash point in the garage. I point out where it is and he gives me a wave of thanks.

In my head I'm dying to ask him, going on a punt?

Another guy gets out of his car and goes to the cash point as well, I wonder if he going to see the same SP  :lol:

I was walking to a cash point in Milton Keynes the other day, when a middle aged bloke coming from the opposite direction beat me to it. While I stood behind him waiting, I had to bite my lip to stop myself asking him who he was on his way to visit.  ;)

Online webpunter

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‘I’ve visited escorts for 25 years since my wife gave up on sex’

There's a paywall, however somehow i could read on Apple News, despite not paying for this either.  Some extracts below
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[written by the punter]

We live in a semi-rural part of the West Midlands and enjoy country walks with our black labradors. I work as a solicitor advising on corporate law. It’s all pretty idyllic. However, within five years of marriage my wife appeared to decide that sex was something that I was now supposed to “provide” in a satisfactory manner on a once-a-week basis with the minimum of involvement from her. This gradually tailed off to the point that we have not had sex for the past seven years or more and my wife will happily tell friends that we have no sex drive at our age for which she is grateful.
I, however, do have a healthily active sex drive, and when marital sex became such a chore 25 years ago, I had a decision to make. On average I visit an escort for an hour or two every two to three weeks and have done so for 25 years. My ideal escort will be late 20s to early 40s and I have mostly fantastic sex with gorgeous women. I am very careful to avoid anyone who has been trafficked and I tend to have a series of regulars. I make sure I am regularly tested for STIs and have never tested positive – which is probably very lucky, although I try to be careful. I would have preferred to have a great sexual relationship with my wife but this was not to be and we both may have been much less happy than we are.

& [response from agony aunt]

I’m sure you harbour some feelings of guilt about the arrangements you have made that are preserving at least the façade of marital unity, if not harmony. But exchanging money for sexual services is legal in this country (soliciting on the street isn’t, so be aware of what’s allowed) and one in 10 men have done exactly what you are doing. I’m sure many husbands whose wives have shut up shop or sigh, “Okay, as long as you’re quick and I can carry on reading” will envy your enterprise. Especially as you say it brings you “fantastic sex with gorgeous women”, who no doubt spice things up a bit compared to the limited repertoire of the long-married trad-wife.
A quick trawl of my friendship group proved the fizz has gone out of the bottle too, and apart from a brief ro-ro (roll-on, roll-off) or the traditional position known in our house as “dead maid”, they were not all very up for what I call “event sex”.
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I wonder if the 'agony aunt' had a read on here
How many times has this story unfolded ?
'gave up on sex' which kick starts a blokes interest in punting

Hopefully the details for the puntrer writing in have been changed
- based semi rural west midlands
- likes country walks
- two black labs
- solicitor corporate law

This narrows it down a bit
& if a bloke who knows him well reads it he might put 2 & 2 together 

I wonder if the punter is on here, if the case  :hi: contacting the agony aunt & getting it published



Offline Thomson39


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You're a punter when you know all best local escorts and their prices, which one is better, worst or best :angelgirl:

Offline PilotMan

You're a punter when you know all best local escorts and their prices, which one is better, worst or best :angelgirl:

You're obviously not a punter then.

Offline Iloveoral

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No he is a punter, he just doesn’t review

She was working for some agency in Cardiff, age late 40's or early 50's, but still good looking, nice oral with CiM. Pussy tight - make me cum twice in 40 minutes.  :thumbsup:

Could you explain the lack of contributing please ?

« Last Edit: May 14, 2024, 08:46:31 pm by Iloveoral »

Online webpunter

No he is a punter, he just doesn’t review

Could you explain the lack of contributing please ?

How very polite of you
As a thought reference the ban countdown [what an invention  :hi:] perhaps you could enquire if a variable timeline could be introduced
So rather than a month / 28 days etc this can be set for shorter periods 7 or 14 days par example
Usually such lazy UKPers have had long enuf to do reviews yet CBA 

Offline blubandy

You know the geographic location of postcodes better than your postman

Offline mh

There's a paywall, however somehow i could read on Apple News, despite not paying for this either.tionship with my wife but this was not to be and we both may have been much less happy than we are.

To get round paywalls, paste the article link at the web site archive.is and it usually gives you the full article, nicely formatted too.

& [response from agony aunt]

I don't believe it was written by an agony aunt, sounds like a punter's voice!

Online DouglasReynholm

To get round paywalls, paste the article link at the web site archive.is and it usually gives you the full article, nicely formatted too.

I don't believe it was written by an agony aunt, sounds like a punter's voice!
Maybe an agony aunt who earns a bit on the side on AdultWork. Usually female journalists are utterly disgusted at how racist against women we are and believes we should all be locked up, and so on.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2024, 01:38:18 pm by DouglasReynholm »


Online Markc

I was on holiday last week and got a cheque from a warranty company as l had paid too much into a service plan for my car l had sold recently.

So l booked a 2 hour session with a regular on Tuesday and had enough left for a 30 session with a blonde Polish woman who was working from a city centre on Friday.

So not only a week off work l got 2 fucks in as well. So overall a good week.

Online webpunter

To get round paywalls, paste the article link at the web site archive.is and it usually gives you the full article, nicely formatted too.

I don't believe it was written by an agony aunt, sounds like a punter's voice!

Good intel on archive.is  :hi:

Yep thinking about it a punters viewpoint

Offline HappyShopper82

All your colleagues are married with shit relationship sex in their 40's, meanwhile you're banging 21yr old size 8 stunners for the cost of a *date night*

Online webpunter

All your colleagues are married with shit relationship sex in their 40's, meanwhile you're banging 21yr old size 8 stunners for the cost of a *date night*

Yep
Date nights can be phenomenally expensive for those afflicted with not a lot to show for it 
If date night happens to be a Saturday thinking now how do i watch MOTD ?

Offline Captainhowdy666

Watching tv this morning and they were all talking about pride month , I made an “inappropriate “ comment to which she snapped “you’re so narrow minded”

If she ever saw my reviews on here (and the size of the big black cock I had up my arse once) she’d realise I’m the most open minded person she’s ever met.

Offline vindici

Watching tv this morning and they were all talking about pride month , I made an “inappropriate “ comment to which she snapped “you’re so narrow minded”

If she ever saw my reviews on here (and the size of the big black cock I had up my arse once) she’d realise I’m the most open minded person she’s ever met.

This is one of the best posts in this thread for a long time. Really encapsulates the punting lifestyle. We've all done so much crazy shit, we can never talk about openly without absolutely nuking all our social relationships.

Online webpunter

Watching tv this morning and they were all talking about pride month , I made an “inappropriate “ comment to which she snapped “you’re so narrow minded”

If she ever saw my reviews on here (and the size of the big black cock I had up my arse once) she’d realise I’m the most open minded person she’s ever met.

Brilliant   :hi:
Your mind isnt the only thing which is open  ;) :D