External Link/Members OnlyAs I regularly depend on this site for insight, I thought it fair that I post all reviews - the good, bad and ugly. Unfortunately, my experience with Miss Cutie Amber classifies as the latter.
The meet took place in October '17 on a Friday afternoon. As I work in the City, I've become quite familiar with the WG's in that area. However, this October I was seconded to my company's offices in Canary Wharf for a few months. One lunchtime, after a morning of gruelling meetings I decided that I wanted an hour of action before I returned to the office. I looked up AW on my phone and saw Miss Cutie Amber - blonde, large breasted and hot! My cup of tea!
Before I continue this review, I think I should add some context which may go some way to explaining my negative experience. At this point in time I had only done a few punts. I am not ashamed to admit that I was nervous and perhaps this showed. Nevertheless, the problem wasn't just me as, hopefully, the rest of this review will underline.
Comms: I called Amber and got an immediate response. The meeting was quickly confirmed. At this point in time she was charging £120 for the hour. Experience and wisdom now dictate that I only book an hour after I know that a WG provides a good service. On that sunny Friday afternoon I was desperate to bust a nut and over the phone she promised a good service - OWO, Shower Together, FK, Sex, Massage and CIM.
Location: A large, new-built development right next to South Quay station; very swanky. It did amuse me that a few months later my fiancé and I considered renting an apartment there. She was blissfully unaware as to the seedy business beneath the glossy exterior. The apartments had no concierge service and I was buzzed up relatively quickly. Lots of people were around so I wouldn't say that the location was overly discreet. However, I think it's easy to be paranoid. Nobody knows what anyone else is up to.
The flat: Veeerrrrrry Nice! Spacious, airy with contemporary furniture. I swear women these days cannot clean for the life of them, however. Amber's room had an en suite and the sink really needed a scrub. The floor of her bedroom wanted a vacuum, clothes needed to be put away and there was a glass full of cigarette buts next to her bed. Perhaps I am a bit of a clean freak, but I think it is incumbent upon the WG to provide a welcoming, clean and comfortable environment. This certainly wasn't the case with Amber. It was a shame as if the flat was tidied up it would be so much nicer. There was also a maid in the apartment who I didn't see and Amber was working with another girl (slim, blonde and small breasted) who she briefly introduced me to. At this point things were going well, Amber had been polite and I was even complimented on my appearance by her colleague.
The girl: One thing I cannot fault. Amber's pictures are accurate. When booking I was apprehensive, I felt her pictures may be too good to be true. They weren't. She's hot alright! She's very petite - more so than is apparent in her pictures, with a large pair of bolt ons and a rather flat ass (although this isn't so much of a problem for me). Facially, she's perfectly pretty but not a stunner. However, this was rather irrelevant. I was gawping at her massive tits. I gather that many gents are partial to natural boobs however, I had a brief fling with a girl who had bolt ons at uni and ever since I've been hooked. So far, so good.
Service: Shit hit the fan pretty fast. The first note of hostility that I detected was after she went to stash the cash. She came back into the room and asked me how old I was. I gathered that I was younger than her average client. Nevertheless, I was a good five years older than her claimed age on AW (20) and I certainly don't look excessively young. Hereafter, things went downhill rather fast. Her demeanour became cold, disinterested and downright unfriendly.
Over the phone she had said that we could shower together. I was quickly told that she wouldn't do this. Fair enough, she had a face full of makeup, I decided to overlook it. She then informed me that I could only have two pops within the hour, despite promising that she wouldn't limit this. I must admit, that by this point I wasn't really thinking with my brain. A large-breasted, attractive blonde was standing in front of me and I only wanted to do one thing.
We got down to action. I wanted to fondle her breasts but was told my hands were too cold (bullshit) so I settled with very light kissing (delivered with the utmost reluctance, despite being promised DFK) that eventually escalated into OWO. She hardly went down on my willy, only licking the very top. Then again, as I am well endowed it would be wrong to hold this against her. By now I had enough so I asked for sex. I can remember thinking that I simply wanted to bust a nut and then be on my way, there was no point continuing the punt for the entirety of the time which I'd paid for. In all fairness to her, Amber took my length like a trooper and didn't attempt to restrict penetration as has happened in the past. Strangely, she seemed to be enjoying herself. She wrapped her legs around me and pulled me in very close and made all the right noises. After climaxing I announced that I'd be going. I got up, dressed and exited promptly less than thirty minutes into the punt. I didn't bother try and reclaim any of my money - I felt it was too much bother.
Conclusion:As I was relatively new to punting, perhaps my inexperience and nervousness shone through and made things awkward. Equally, my behaviour was constantly respectful and I turned up well dressed and groomed (as I was at work, so suited and booted). Moreover, I believe it's a fair comment that Amber's service was lacklustre and unsatisfactory. She promised things which she clearly had no intention of delivering on and was extremely hostile and cold throughout. If one simply wanted to stick it in a hot blonde, with zero expectations, then I wouldn't not recommend Amber - she sure is attractive however, I do look for a more 'involved' experience when I see a WG. Whilst I realise that it's unrealistic to expect a WG to provide an experience equivalent to that of a wife/girlfriend/SO, I feel that it is fair to expect a certain quality of service in exchange for a not insignificant sum of money. As Amber was overtly hostile and failed to deliver the services which she herself promised, I feel a negative is fair.
