External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 1 hour
Price: £80 + extras
Comms.: Good. Called the day before to ask about the place/services (like to try and do due dilligence before any punt)
Location: For those who don't know Cheshire Elite, it's opposite Crewe Aldi by McColl's. 10 minute walk straight down the main road from Crewe train station. Address is on the website if you need it.
Room: The room I was in had a clean, comfortable bed, with a shower should you need it. They have porn playing on the TV if you enjoy that during a punt, and two of the walls are mirrored.
Not sure how to review this one so went with a neutral. I'll get into the meat and potatoes of the review now.
Didn't make an appointment so walked in first thing with my fingers crossed. I was first in so I got first dibs on any availability (another guy came in shortly after me without an appointment). Earliest time I could have was 11:30 (open 11:00) so I figured I'd wait. Got to see the three girls that were working today (Leah, Angel and Roxy) before I chose Leah since I could have an hour with her.
(Just for those wondering, Angel is a late 30s/early 40s blonde. Your typical British porn MILF. Nails-on-chalkboard voice from what I heard. Roxy is a more petite, younger girl. Really pretty, it would have been a toss-up between her and Leah had Roxy been available for the hour.)
Appearance-wise, Leah was gorgeous. Found out through conversation that she's originally from Barbados but moved to England. Has a thick scouse accent so she must have been here a long, long time. Few tattoos on her legs, shoulders and arm and has a pierced left nipple. Breasts are fake (or at least felt like it) despite the website advertising her as all-natural. I don't think she's 22 though.
After leaving for a few minutes to get a pre-punt bite to eat, her first appointment finished early so I was let in the room at 11:20, she arrived in at around 11:25. Discussed what we wanted (I kinda wanted more GFE however she doesn't do that - only PSE) so that was kind of a downer, however decided to make the most of it. She doesn't kiss at all, again despite the website advertising that she does.
She was nice enough though. Gave me a little advice on punting, all of which you can find on here at the click of a search button.
Once that was all sorted I paid an extra £10 for OWO and agreed an extra £10 to finish on her skin, the latter of which she wouldn't have me pay until the end - "see what happens" she said.
And then we took our kit off, started with a massage which was good, even if it's not really my cup of tea. Onto the back for oral which is fantastic. Leah knows what she's doing with a cock in that regard. Lots of spit, teasing and naughty glances in my direction. Hops on top to ride me, again, excellent.
I have to admit here that I'm awkward during sex. I have mild dyspraxia (didn't tell her that, in hindsight I should have) so let her help me into missionary and then doggy. Both felt good although my natural awkwardness makes them iffy.
After that she gives me a toy show. Figured it's something I've never had before so went along with it. Not my thing but it's on offer if you enjoy it.
Finally, Leah lays me down and goes down on me once more, before giving me a handjob to completion all over her tits.
Now, why is this not a positive? Well, after I finished I went to look at my phone for the time. 12:00. I still have 20-25 minutes, however I'm ushered out by her after she tells me I'm "not allowed any phones in here". I get the dangers of being recorded without your consent but it felt like she didn't want me to know what time it was until I left. I didn't want to kick up a fuss either, I know full well these places have security.
As I walked back to the train station, a quick rummage in my pockets finds a £10 note. She forgot to take the tenner for finishing on her breasts. Maybe she would have got it if she wasn't so quick ushering me out.
Also, I found this out as I was leaving, the rooms all have cameras in them. Not a negative, just a "don't go if that puts you off"-type warning.
So, the tl;dr:
Positives:Gorgeous
Great oral sex
Seemed a nice girl
Understanding of my awkwardness
Negatives:Out with a good chunk of my paid time left
Lot of stuff advertised on website not on offer
All in all, I guess it was okay. It was an experience - I'd never been to a parlour like that before. Neutral is fair because I enjoyed myself whilst at the same time left feeling like a bit of a mug.
I don't think I'm going to go out my way to return like I did today. Maybe a 30 minute punt if I'm in the area though.
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