Author Topic: Fern/Kate - Baan Bussabaa - Warrington  (Read 2473 times)

Offline ElGuapo4

After a (unsuccessful) day of trying to get an outcall to my Warrington hotel I decide to take a walk around to this place.

Was greeted by a smoking hot receptionist (“Kate”, as we’ll later find out...), who took £35 off me for an hour’s massage.

The massage:

My masseuse was less hot. Her name was Fern and I’d say she was early-mid 30s, not much shape at all to her, really and presented quite scruffy with hair up, etc. With all that said, she gave a CRACKING massage. I did genuinely want the massage part of it and I love my massages hard and deep which hers most certainly are. Felt an inch taller by the time she’d finished.

She gave a really deliberate “well, that’s the end of your massage!” and so I asked had we had the full hour. She knew what I was getting at and asked if I wanted extras. Obviously I did. She’s no looker but she has magic hands!!!

She said she doesn’t do that and that she’d get the girl that does. I was a bit disappointed because, not fancying her, I wasn’t looking forward to the girl she delegates to...

Anyway, it’s my lucky day because in walks smoking hot Kate!

Afters:

Kate was one of those girls who looks about 23 but you just know is much older. Really petite (if I had to guess I’d say 6-8) though not toned or anything. Lovely, pert tits - again, my guess would be 32C - and a shaved pussy.

The options were HJ, either fully clothed, topless or fully naked. I asked about the latter and was told it was £100. Ordinarily I may have haggled, but I don’t think I’ve impressed quite how smoking hot this girl is so, like a bit of a dickhead, I snapped her hand off.

Cracking body on her; leant over me while I rubbed her clit and sucked her nipples. I had to stop her twice because she had me on the edge but when I heard her start to cum - seemed legit, she was shaking like fuck - I went off like a rocket.

Overall:

Great experience overall, though objectively I have to say VFM went out of the window with the extras. I’d probably pay it again if asked, mind.

Only downside was that there was a little lad at reception who I guess was one of the girls’ kid. Took me a while to relax into my massage when all I could hear was him batting around. Think he even tried the door, once...

As long as you know not to expect more than a HJ, I’d say this was an 8/10 easy.


Offline ElGuapo4

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Fuck’s sake. I’d copied the link ready then got carried away with the review. Thanks, mate.

Offline milkman10

The options were HJ, either fully clothed, topless or fully naked. I asked about the latter and was told it was £100. Ordinarily I may have haggled, but I don’t think I’ve impressed quite how smoking hot this girl is so, like a bit of a dickhead, I snapped her hand off.


£100 for a naked hj woooooooooooooow

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Bloody hell u could get 2 half hour threesomes and a pint to cool down for £135 :dash:

Offline Goldfinch

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Fuck’s sake. I’d copied the link ready then got carried away with the review. Thanks, mate.

No problem,easily done. :thumbsup:

That's the problem unfortunately we all think with our dicks,way overpriced and I'm sure you'll haggle next time-at the end of the day,your money,your choice.

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Offline ElGuapo4

Bloody hell u could get 2 half hour threesomes and a pint to cool down for £135 :dash:

Yeah. My penis, who is usually a very reliable source, told me it was a good idea. We’ve since had words.

Offline hungrypunt

So extras back on a baan eh? went off when the new folks took over.

Well they wont be getting a ton off me for a naked wank