Fran - DiscreetCleanUp - London - A strange one.

[CaptainRoscoe]

Hi guys. I wasn’t sure whether to post this review or not because no physical contact actually happened, but I’m certain with enough “incentives” ,other services may be provided. I’m letting you know now before you read on.  This is more so of a fetish for me which could turn out to be a SP. So you guys be the judge.

So a colleague of mine recommended a nude cleaning service to me: External Link/Members Only
I’ve never been keen on the idea of paying for a nude cleaner as I’m pretty frugal (apart from when it comes to punting  ) but he said some of the cleaners may “polish any knob” they see. 

The website needs some work. I was at least expecting a gallery of some the girls to choose from. Apparently they don’t put pictures of up of their cleaners for “discretion” purposes. Which seems odd but whatever.

I phoned the mobile number on the website and the guy seemed friendly enough. He sent me pictures of different cleaners to choose from. I chose the Spanish Milf whose body looked banging. The only issue I had was paying a fee on the website (by PayPal) and the rest in cash when the cleaner arrived. Again, not my thing but I guess I’ve been spoiled by Adultwork and Backpage.

comms Very quick and efficient. Responded to my messages and booked my appointment straight away.

location My place of course.

price £70 for an hour. (Including the £20.00 fee paid online).

the woman Banging Spanish Milf. The tits were fake but looked good. Her body is on point. Great ass, flat stomach. Very pretty. I was worried her face might be beat as I only received nude body pictures but she was attractive. Plus, I wasn’t expecting anything more than cleaning.

service So she came over in a Spanish maid costume (as requested). She was very friendly and affable. I offered her a drink but she politely declined. So she got to work, slowly stripping out of her Spanish maid outfit. Damn! The pictures didn’t do her body justice. She asked me if I wanted to get naked too (she saw me bulging in my trousers and pointed to it) I think she could tell I was novice to nude cleaning. Plus I was in my home so where else would I be comfortable getting naked.

So as she got to work, we talked, walking around with my knob flying all over the gaff. I was tempted to possibly slide a tip and possibly my tip in later but I didn’t want to push the issue. After she finished, she kissed me goodbye (ok some physical contact) and left.

conclusion I’m not sure how I feel about this. I think the next time I book her I could possibly get a happy ending. She didn’t feel bothered my erection swinging all over the place. Again, I consider this more of a fetish if you have a disposable income for this. I can’t lie, I was frustrated having a hard knob and full balls at the end but hopefully that can be remedied next time. 

positives Hot Milf, Quick comms, house looked spick and span.
neutral Having to book through PayPal, no gallery online.
negatives none.


Again, I guess like massage parlours, this is more so a front for a full service. I guess once you become a regular, more options are avaliable. I will book her again and the other cleaners just to see what I can get but I understand this may not be for everybody.

[MrMatrix]

Blimey what an interesting find. Not sure I'd use it myself. I looked at the T&Cs and contact isnt allowed between the two of you but no mention of the home party not keeping their clothes on. So the cleaner gets £50 Ph, And you pay £70 in total. It is a bit of indulgence really as you can get a 30 minute punt for that.
Pleased you had a good hour and you get a clean house as well.

[CaptainRoscoe]

Blimey what an interesting find. Not sure I'd use it myself. I looked at the T&Cs and contact isnt allowed between the two of you but no mention of the home party not keeping their clothes on. So the cleaner gets £50 Ph, And you pay £70 in total. It is a bit of indulgence really as you can get a 30 minute punt for that.
Pleased you had a good hour and you get a clean house as well.

Haha, that’s what made me reluctant but since my colleague has had some luck with a few cleaners already, I think the no contact is just a decoy. If the Spanish cleaner wasn’t so fit, I wouldn’t bother again, but she did seem open to the idea, I just didn’t push the issue that day. We shall wait and see.   

[Fuzzyduck]

LOL. Great work. Are you going to ask her to keep the marigolds on when she wanks you off next time?

From a service model perspective, if you exclude the agency fee, it's comparable to an hour's outcall massage I guess. It would be interesting to know what extras pricing looks like (if available) compared to mobile massage.

Amusingly the T&Cs also state "We discourage any contact details being exchanged between our cleaners and customers for confidentiality reasons". What bullshit: it's to stop clients circumventing the agency fee and I can imagine the cleaners also pay to get a gig, say £10 or 20. Bizarrely a nude male cleaner costs more but maybe that's for blokes rather than hot milfs wanting their ovens serviced.

[Peterbry]

Maybe it's just the practicality in me, but she can't have really done much cleaning in an hour can she? So basically you paid £70 to stare at a nude lady for an hour?

[shant999]

Very interesting.

You did say the agency shared some body pictures with you to choose from? Any chance you can upload so we can see if its worth it?

Thanks for the review.

[MrMatrix]

Maybe it's just the practicality in me, but she can't have really done much cleaning in an hour can she? So basically you paid £70 to stare at a nude lady for an hour?

You could be right, perhaps the OP could clarify this. But at least he has done a review which is more than you've done in 4 years . So Peterbry any chance of doing a review 

[Peterbry]

You could be right, perhaps the OP could clarify this. But at least he has done a review which is more than you've done in 4 years . So Peterbry any chance of doing a review 

I'm only SA these days.

[MrMatrix]

I'm only SA these days.

Fair enough, hope its working for you.

[redhot37]

This sounds like fun. Would love to see those pics.

[magnetico]

Did you get her phone number in order to skip the agency fee next time?

[Fuzzyduck]

Did you get her phone number in order to skip the agency fee next time?

Keep in mind that she'll possibly get in trouble with the agency if OP answers yes to this question.

[magnetico]

Keep in mind that she'll possibly get in trouble with the agency if OP answers yes to this question.

Very good point, I didn't think about it. 

[Cryton123]

Fair play to the OP. We're all different and have our own fetishes so good to see he enjoyed the experience  not something I'd go for personally unless there was a guarantee of a HE or something but it's nice to read a review of a completely different service/experience 

[stevethebroker]

I agree its something different and not to everyones taste or budget, but maybe worth trying once to experience it firsthand. I'm sure a lot of us have seen those porn films about naked cleaners, interesting to see whats its actually like

[WhackDaddy]

I would like to have a go at this as it's something different. But I'm not convinced that the missus would be ok with me having a nude cleaner in the house whilst she watches Home & Away and I'm sat there starkers with my knob in my hand!

[Happy days lad]

I agree its something different and not to everyones taste or budget, but maybe worth trying once to experience it firsthand. I'm sure a lot of us have seen those porn films about naked cleaners, interesting to see whats its actually like

Agreed...very interested to give it a go...only thing is, those porn films always end with the maid getting a seeing to! Not sure I'd be into just sitting there watching...

[Fuzzyduck]

Agreed...very interested to give it a go...only thing is, those porn films always end with the maid getting a seeing to! Not sure I'd be into just sitting there watching...

Clearly a risk. Much investment and visits required and it will probably vary from cleaner to cleaner to get to full maid serving but this one might've been up for something: encouraging OP to get his kit off and was unfazed by him wandering around with a stiffy. Not a stretch to start gently wanking, see what happens and ask "can you help with this?". It's not dissimilar to seeing how far you can take it over time with a masseuse.

[MrMatrix]

Out of interest OP. What do you think her reaction would be if you decided to chock one out in front of her, whilst shes bending over with her feather duster....

[bristolqwerty]

Out of interest OP. What do you think her reaction would be if you decided to chock one out in front of her, whilst shes bending over with her feather duster....

More to clean up so either  or  I've just done that bit.
Might be a good idea for a hotel visit if they visit hotel rooms. Perhaps a visit before an actual escort booking arrives to get in the mood. 

[MrMatrix]

More to clean up so either  or  I've just done that bit.
Might be a good idea for a hotel visit if they visit hotel rooms. Perhaps a visit before an actual escort booking arrives to get in the mood. 

It would certainly loosen you up, get you in the mood you'd be gagging for it I should think.

[bristolqwerty]

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Certainly would need a punt afterwards, surely there are extras... 

[Punterperson1971]

This is interesting I’d love to try this wish there was some up by me.

[bristolqwerty]

This is interesting I’d love to try this wish there was some up by me.

I'll look to give it a go next time I'm punting in a hotel in London.  If I can time it right 15mins before a escort arrives, could be fun.
What do I do just lay on the hotel bed or sit on the sofa and watch her clean?   

[Punterperson1971]

In a hotel ? Great idea

[bristolqwerty]

In a hotel ? Great idea

It'll be nice and clean for when the escort arrives 

[luckycrazycap]

I have seen something similar recently..
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[Kostas]

Hi guys. I wasn’t sure whether to post this review or not because no physical contact actually happened, but I’m certain with enough “incentives” ,other services may be provided. I’m letting you know now before you read on.  This is more so of a fetish for me which could turn out to be a SP. So you guys be the judge.

So a colleague of mine recommended a nude cleaning service to me: External Link/Members Only
I’ve never been keen on the idea of paying for a nude cleaner as I’m pretty frugal (apart from when it comes to punting  ) but he said some of the cleaners may “polish any knob” they see. 

The website needs some work. I was at least expecting a gallery of some the girls to choose from. Apparently they don’t put pictures of up of their cleaners for “discretion” purposes. Which seems odd but whatever.

I phoned the mobile number on the website and the guy seemed friendly enough. He sent me pictures of different cleaners to choose from. I chose the Spanish Milf whose body looked banging. The only issue I had was paying a fee on the website (by PayPal) and the rest in cash when the cleaner arrived. Again, not my thing but I guess I’ve been spoiled by Adultwork and Backpage.

comms Very quick and efficient. Responded to my messages and booked my appointment straight away.

location My place of course.

price £70 for an hour. (Including the £20.00 fee paid online).

the woman Banging Spanish Milf. The tits were fake but looked good. Her body is on point. Great ass, flat stomach. Very pretty. I was worried her face might be beat as I only received nude body pictures but she was attractive. Plus, I wasn’t expecting anything more than cleaning.

service So she came over in a Spanish maid costume (as requested). She was very friendly and affable. I offered her a drink but she politely declined. So she got to work, slowly stripping out of her Spanish maid outfit. Damn! The pictures didn’t do her body justice. She asked me if I wanted to get naked too (she saw me bulging in my trousers and pointed to it) I think she could tell I was novice to nude cleaning. Plus I was in my home so where else would I be comfortable getting naked.

So as she got to work, we talked, walking around with my knob flying all over the gaff. I was tempted to possibly slide a tip and possibly my tip in later but I didn’t want to push the issue. After she finished, she kissed me goodbye (ok some physical contact) and left.

conclusion I’m not sure how I feel about this. I think the next time I book her I could possibly get a happy ending. She didn’t feel bothered my erection swinging all over the place. Again, I consider this more of a fetish if you have a disposable income for this. I can’t lie, I was frustrated having a hard knob and full balls at the end but hopefully that can be remedied next time. 

positives Hot Milf, Quick comms, house looked spick and span.
neutral Having to book through PayPal, no gallery online.
negatives none.


Again, I guess like massage parlours, this is more so a front for a full service. I guess once you become a regular, more options are avaliable. I will book her again and the other cleaners just to see what I can get but I understand this may not be for everybody.

awesome find
cheers

[CaptainRoscoe]

Hi lads. Sorry for the late reply, I’ve been busy. I’ve had a few more cleaners over and I’ll just say it was good value for money. I don’t want to get the cleaners in trouble so I won’t go into much more detail, but if you want anymore info just message me. I got sent all their pictures through WhatsApp.

A thoroughly satisfied customer here. 

[Massageonly]

I can't message you, only receive messages but Im in London and currently have a cleaner but would certainly be keen to learn more about your experience/options. Cheers

[Jfireseed]

Hi lads. Sorry for the late reply, I’ve been busy. I’ve had a few more cleaners over and I’ll just say it was good value for money. I don’t want to get the cleaners in trouble so I won’t go into much more detail, but if you want anymore info just message me. I got sent all their pictures through WhatsApp.

A thoroughly satisfied customer here. 

Mee too! If you could send me the details too it would me much appreciated!

[deron21]

Hi lads. Sorry for the late reply, I’ve been busy. I’ve had a few more cleaners over and I’ll just say it was good value for money. I don’t want to get the cleaners in trouble so I won’t go into much more detail, but if you want anymore info just message me. I got sent all their pictures through WhatsApp.

A thoroughly satisfied customer here. 

I can't message you but I'd like to have a cleaner. Could you please send me the pics? Thanks

[Eggbert]

Hi lads. Sorry for the late reply, I’ve been busy. I’ve had a few more cleaners over and I’ll just say it was good value for money. I don’t want to get the cleaners in trouble so I won’t go into much more detail, but if you want anymore info just message me. I got sent all their pictures through WhatsApp.

A thoroughly satisfied customer here. 

How much did 1 hour cost you for the further visits?

[monokey]

I can't message you, only receive messages but Im in London and currently have a cleaner but would certainly be keen to learn more about your experience/options. Cheers

I too would like these details.

[Moneyd]

I’ve messaged you pal. Thanks in advance.

[CaptainRoscoe]

Sorry guys. I’ve been mad busy and received a crazy amount of PMs. It’s easier to message them on their mobile number on their website. It’s hard to get back to everyone plus, they’re not paying me to promote them.

[Peterbry]

I can't send PM's, only reply. Basically, was f/s available if negotiated with each individual cleaner or is it just cleaning?

[DeanoDeano]

This has to be a joke right 

[LLPunting]

I called them up and they wanted 100+40 for a 2 hr booking, that only gets the girl to your place.  Extras are between you and her.   

Was sent 2 sets of photos of latin types but neither woman interested me. 

For 140+ I might as well go see a known SP with great service and who's willing to do some maid role play. 

[TescoTescoAsda]

I called them up and they wanted 100+40 for a 2 hr booking, that only gets the girl to your place.  Extras are between you and her.   


Was sent 2 sets of photos of latin types but neither woman interested me. 

For 140+ I might as well go see a known SP with great service and who's willing to do some maid role play.

What a ridiculous price.  I'm sure they must have got an upswing in business from being mentioned here

[RAJEC]

I think it’s an attractive option to some as it’s a relatively unconventional method to punt. Those willing to/able to afford trying this to scratch a new itch may do so, but I suspect, logically, at those prices, it would just not make sense as vfm going forwards. Therefore it will not become a go to or regular punting activity.

The hype here is simply because it is something new.

[gazza38]

Sounds very interesting

[LLPunting]

Sounds very interesting

There are meant to be other women available so I will update if any are shown to me.

[CaptainRoscoe]

Hi everyone. I was gonna write a new review in a new thread but that would’ve been pointless. I saw a young East African woman on the weekend from the company called Yasmin. Wow. She was really attractive and friendly. I’m gonna book her again this weekend if she’s available. I’d say she’s in her early 20s, great arse, smooth skin. I’m definite more is available in terms of services but I’ll bide my time.

[Moneyd]

Hi everyone. I was gonna write a new review in a new thread but that would’ve been pointless. I saw a young East African woman on the weekend from the company called Yasmin. Wow. She was really attractive and friendly. I’m gonna book her again this weekend if she’s available. I’d say she’s in her early 20s, great arse, smooth skin. I’m definite more is available in terms of services but I’ll bide my time.

Why would it be pointless? Because you wanted to just post a paragraph with barely any details about the meet?

[MrMatrix]

Hi everyone. I was gonna write a new review in a new thread but that would’ve been pointless. I saw a young East African woman on the weekend from the company called Yasmin. Wow. She was really attractive and friendly. I’m gonna book her again this weekend if she’s available. I’d say she’s in her early 20s, great arse, smooth skin. I’m definite more is available in terms of services but I’ll bide my time.

Captain R - who are you referring to

[LLPunting]

Captain R - who are you referring to

Errr, Yasmin the African.

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[notcalledchris]

Errr, Yasmin the African.

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Nice pics.   Don't how you managed to control yourself.   I'd have blurted out "how much for a fuck? "

[LLPunting]

Nice pics.   Don't how you managed to control yourself.   I'd have blurted out "how much for a fuck? "

Not bothered because this lot want 140 just to get the girl to your place for a 2 hr naked cleaning.  You still have to agree the extra tip.  Likelihood this would be less than 60?

Hopefully OP will post a review about Yasmin and we'll see just what she's really about.

[notcalledchris]

Would she expect a trip if you simply perved at her cleaning for two hours and followed her round with your knob out.?