The Red Light Districts of Belgium.

[Splodge]

Hello all ,

As promised, here's my lowdown on the rlds of Belgium. I don't pretend to everything as I certainly don't. This is just a personal review of what I've seen and experienced on my many many visits to the wonderful country that is Belgium.

Most of the time my HQ was Antwerpen.  But I also like Rotterdam . I'm not going to bad mouth anything. Just tell you what I've seen.  We all have our own personal opinions about things, and it's for us to decide what we like.

Antwerpen = an open plan square with buildings in the middle. A well planned and well stocked rld. Very beautiful ees, black ladies, milfs around the villa tinto area, shemales at one end of this, in the square. They'll flash you their sausage too to entice you lol. Fantastic ! Lol. Trannies too and milfs intermittently in the other area of the rld too. Latino milfs and euro milfs. Few doms also.

Brussels = Brussels de nord station. Rue d'aeroschot  (apologies if mispelt). Some.of the most beautiful women you will ever see. Known for the beauty of it's women.  No trans. Few milfs. Peep show has closed down. Loved that.  Live sex show too. Never mind eh. Backstreets has milfs, gilfs, and black ladies. Some beauties are here also. Depends what you like. African ladies and euro milfs and gilfs. 

Oostende = only rld I've seen is by the train station. Turn left outside and walk. You'll find about 10 ladies working in the daytime.  Few milfs.  Ees.  One or two black ladies. Oostende is a very special place for me. Very personal experiences. Love the place. Rld is a bonus. I recommend a walk along the beach and around the city. Beautiful place. Magical. 

[Splodge]

Ghent = only been once.  Beautiful ees as per all rlds. Has an indoor area with beautiful architecture. Can't really remember Ghent. Only been once.  Had a peep show but I think that closed. Away from the glassed rld indoor area there's another area. Think it's a short walk.  Ees, milfs, orientals and black ladies.

Seraing = train to Liège.  Small local train to another station. And then a bus to a street in an industrial area. This i guess is Liège's local rld. Btw. Liège has a beautiful train station lol. Truly amazing.

Aachen = ok. A German rld but on the border lol. Closed off street. Euro milfs, lots of black ladies, lots of ees.  Beautifultrain journey from Liège. Forests, bills and rivers. Very nice journey. 

Can't think of any more rlds in Belgium. Please do say if you know of any rlds outside of the Golden triangle and the ones mentioned.

[CtrDM]

Ghent = only been once.  Beautiful ees as per all rlds. Has an indoor area with beautiful architecture. Can't really remember Ghent. Only been once.  Had a peep show but I think that closed. Away from the glassed rld indoor area there's another area. Think it's a short walk.  Ees, milfs, orientals and black ladies.

Seraing = train to Liège.  Small local train to another station. And then a bus to a street in an industrial area. This i guess is Liège's local rld. Btw. Liège has a beautiful train station lol. Truly amazing.

Aachen = ok. A German rld but on the border lol. Closed off street. Euro milfs, lots of black ladies, lots of ees.  Beautifultrain journey from Liège. Forests, bills and rivers. Very nice journey. 

Can't think of any more rlds in Belgium. Please do say if you know of any rlds outside of the Golden triangle and the ones mentioned.

Cheers Splodge!

I was supposed to visit in November, but my flight was cancelled by Ryanair. Inexplicably, Belgium has somehow managed to escape my clutches since I began travelling/punting in 2011.

I’m pretty sure that Ghent will be my next trip in Europe. The general consensus is that it offers a good service and beautiful ladies. I’ll fly in and out of Brussels, so I’ll have to give it the once over.

Ghent also serves as a gateway to Brugge, which looks like a magical place, though no punting. 

You’ll be interested to know that it’s a toss up between Ghent and Den Haag

[Splodge]

For me Den Haag.   

[Splodge]

You're welcome ctrDM.  For me Den Haag is one of the best. Thsts on a personal level of course. I shall dm you. Or pm.  Whatever it is.    I've travelled both countries numerous times and yes I agree. Brugge is supposed to be beautiful but I've only passed through it due to no rld.

[CtrDM]

For me Den Haag.   

Well, I am surprised ....  lol

I’ve previously been to Den Haag and, like you, I just loved Doublestraat. It’s quite edgy and there are some crackers to be had for €30!

Although I did pass through Geleenstraat and Hunterstraat, I didn’t punt there, because I ended up with some crazy German girl from my hostel. So, as a result, I have unfinished business

I think that I’ll be visiting Ghent in July or August then Den Haag in September or October. I’ll finalise the dates once I return from my trip to Asia.

[Honestperv]

Ghent is ok, pretty small area, not a lot of girls. Not worth visiting Ghent just for that IMO.

When I was there I got completely ripped off, classic romanian bullshit. Can happen anywhere though.

[CtrDM]

Ghent is ok, pretty small area, not a lot of girls. Not worth visiting Ghent just for that IMO.

When I was there I got completely ripped off, classic romanian bullshit. Can happen anywhere though.

I’m going mainly to see the city and to see Brugge. I’ll do a bit of punting and drinking on the side. Most of the reports I’ve read have been positive.

Yeah tell me about it, we’ve all fallen foul of that beautiful ROM!

[Splodge]

Yes. We have. Lol. If you're going to see the cities then that's understandable but for me Den Haag is a massive draw. I've been a lot over the years. Have seen a lot of aws get older in doubletstraat but also lots of newbies come and go. Last time I realised this and also decided I needed something else out of life. Den Haag has 2 fsntastic rlds in my opinion but Doubletsraat is amazing on a personal level. One of my all time favourites.

The seaside resort is a must see too. Schenvingen. You have an observation tower, a beach, pier with bars, pool (best pool table I've ever seen, as you can look out to sea as you play and drink) and shops, a large wheel with pods a little offshore (I think), loads of seafront restaurants,  but too many seagulls! Fantastic seaside resort. In the summer it must be rocking.

Gellenstraat is excellent too. A bevy of beauties. Let us know which city trip was more fun for you and hope you enjoyed that German lady.

[bob1]

Hello all ,

As promised, here's my lowdown on the rlds of Belgium. I don't pretend to everything as I certainly don't. This is just a personal review of what I've seen and experienced on my many many visits to the wonderful country that is Belgium.

Most of the time my HQ was Antwerpen.  But I also like Rotterdam . I'm not going to bad mouth anything. Just tell you what I've seen.  We all have our own personal opinions about things, and it's for us to decide what we like.

Antwerpen = an open plan square with buildings in the middle. A well planned and well stocked rld. Very beautiful ees, black ladies, milfs around the villa tinto area, shemales at one end of this, in the square. They'll flash you their sausage too to entice you lol. Fantastic ! Lol. Trannies too and milfs intermittently in the other area of the rld too. Latino milfs and euro milfs. Few doms also.

Brussels = Brussels de nord station. Rue d'aeroschot  (apologies if mispelt). Some.of the most beautiful women you will ever see. Known for the beauty of it's women.  No trans. Few milfs. Peep show has closed down. Loved that.  Live sex show too. Never mind eh. Backstreets has milfs, gilfs, and black ladies. Some beauties are here also. Depends what you like. African ladies and euro milfs and gilfs. 

Oostende = only rld I've seen is by the train station. Turn left outside and walk. You'll find about 10 ladies working in the daytime.  Few milfs.  Ees.  One or two black ladies. Oostende is a very special place for me. Very personal experiences. Love the place. Rld is a bonus. I recommend a walk along the beach and around the city. Beautiful place. Magical.

I really like the Ostend rld. It's a lot less busy the Antwerp which is nice plus the girls seam to rotate less. I've seen a polish girl on the road that is blocked by bollards a few times, she takes £££sand I pay £40 for about 25minutes. It use to be around twice the size about 15-16 years ago. I remember seeing the same girl every day for weeks,maybe months. If would have cost me a fortune but I filtered The costs through my expenses. I once took my girlfriend along and parked in the Hertz hire car place near the entrance and left her in the car to "pop in and see a man about a car" that was a buzz fucking another girl where I could  see my girlfriend sat just a little way away. I fear this place will close with in a year or so. Girls are leaving and there seats arent Being filled. Sad times If it does shut down.

[Splodge]

You did whaaaaaaat? Lol. 

It was twice the size ! Wish I'd seen that .  Only count about 10 working now and wmpty windows. Ees and a milf or two. Was going through a rough time in my life. I'll never forget Oostende and it's city centre and beach. For those reasons and a few more I'll always love Oostende and they are also my Belgian football team. 

You must of spent a fortune.  I've had a couple of milfs there but I understsnd the becoming obsessed with certain aws.  Hence why I'm stopping in Bochum lol.

[bob1]

I think I was paying around 40 francs at 1-1 so £40. Kate was her name, she was in the block that is now converted to housing, she was tall straight black hair that just covered her nipples, she was Dutch and worked in a "restaurant"  she used to wear a bikini and was slightly podgy, but bloody gorgeous. I sometimes visited in the morning and then visited on the way home. My girlfriend used to complain that I was always to tired for sex,if only she knew:) 

[Splodge]

Lol. Twice a day ! Lol. I've visited the Belgian milf who works there.  Very sexy Belgian lady. As you walk from the station the first windows you see. If anyone likes a day by the seaside Oostende is a nice place to visit
 Must be full of fanny in bikinis in the summer.  Den Haag has the best seaside resort though. Schenvingen.  Has a big wheel in the sea, a massive promenade with shops and bars. Seaside restaurants and a virwing tower. Very nice place.

[Marmalade]

I dislike Brussels with fair intensity. Is there an alternative Belgian RLD that can be visited say there and back in a few hours by train, enough to fill a stopover? I’ve not been impressed with the service I’ve received in the Brussels TLD by the station and it’s a shitty raghead area that makes me want to barf. 

[bob1]

Lol. Twice a day ! Lol. I've visited the Belgian milf who works there.  Very sexy Belgian lady. As you walk from the station the first windows you see. If anyone likes a day by the seaside Oostende is a nice place to visit
 Must be full of fanny in bikinis in the summer.  Den Haag has the best seaside resort though. Schenvingen.  Has a big wheel in the sea, a massive promenade with shops and bars. Seaside restaurants and a virwing tower. Very nice place.

Dark hair around 50years old likes to wear a black all in one pants and bra set ???? If you walk a little further down that road maybe 4-5 windows then you get to see a very badly displayed trans/cross dresser/whatever it is,its not nice..
Night time is the best time to go as its all lit up with neon lights. Be very careful where you park as theres loads of restrictions in the area.

I was thinking last night of how many times ive been to those places it must have been months that i went to the same rld.. i used to work in a warehouse in france and i was to deposit the takings in a belgium bank, the money was never counted, that was down to me, never trust a horny 20year old punter with a carrier bag full of cash, is the moral of that story:)

[Splodge]

Ok Marmalade.  You have some options. Not sure what you like but there ARE options nearby. For me Brussels rld has some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. It used to have a peep show with live sex and strippers. €2 a pop on the corner. They closed it. I used to go to Brussels for that place ! Ees in their 20s aren't for me unless they have a big ass.  Some do of course. But I prefer older. Anyway. There's milfs and black ladies in the streets at the back of Rue d'aeroschot.  There's also a cini with the last time I was there; a very very sexy arab looking lady offering services.  There's also gays in there too I think.

Nearby options are:

Antwerpen = big square rld with a cini but that's more for gays I think ? Never seen women in there anyway.  The rld has something for everyone.  If you want to eat something local and nice try the cafe north of the station on your left. You csnt miss it. North of the square.

With Brussels there's an excellent chicken place half way through the rld on the right. I'll try to find the name of it. But they do fantastic chicken, chips and salad with Turkish bread or something. Or morrocan or something. Really nice.

Charleroi = have been told there are street workers there. They take you to a nearby room. Rld seems to have shut down. This is the modern alternative. African ladies there also.

Oostende = small rld. About 10 women. Beautiful city mainly due to being by the Nord Zee.  Lovely beach for walking along and having a think unless you're lucky enough to be with a woman. Heaven. 

Den Haag = 2 hours away or so. 2 rlds.  My favourite round there. One of my all time favourites.

Rotterdam = type in moods bar Rotterdam.  Check it out when it's couples day and you'll see live action. Basically the local Arab lads are in demand with beautiful white milfs.  I've seen some serious shagging going on there. There's also a tranny day on a Thursday but I don't think many others share my hobby lol.

So. You have options. There's also,

Aachen = just over the border in to Germany.  Beautiful train ride. Forests, rivers, large hills/small mountains. Closed off street. Ees. Ee milfs. Black ladies. Lovely city. Very old bars. I remmeber being in one to use the toilet. It was tiny. Barely room to piss. Wooden building also. Some fascinating bars.

Can't think of any other nearby. If you go to Aachen, or want to see Seraing.  You will pass through Liège.  A beautifultrain station, which to me honours the journey from Brussels or Antwerpen.

[Splodge]

Dark hair around 50years old likes to wear a black all in one pants and bra set ???? If you walk a little further down that road maybe 4-5 windows then you get to see a very badly displayed trans/cross dresser/whatever it is,its not nice..
Night time is the best time to go as its all lit up with neon lights. Be very careful where you park as theres loads of restrictions in the area.

I was thinking last night of how many times ive been to those places it must have been months that i went to the same rld.. i used to work in a warehouse in france and i was to deposit the takings in a belgium bank, the money was never counted, that was down to me, never trust a horny 20year old punter with a carrier bag full of cash, is the moral of that story:)

Ha ha ha. Funny. I'm lucky I wasn't around money at that age. Haven't seen the tranny there. Haven't been  since Oct 17. Been there, done that kind of thing. Never been at night. The milf I saw may be the same one now I come to think of it. I now even remember the name. Sandra. A Belgian milf.  Lovely body. Nice lady. No rush. Interesting convos too.

The city is also full of brits. Well. I heard a few from the south east there. Must be a retirement place for them. Or boats must travel there from England.  Love the place but the only time I'm going again is with a partner. But Schenvingen would be the palce is love to see most with a partner.

[Marmalade]

To Splodge:

I dislike Brussels quite intensely, its shitty airport, its crappy red light windows (which are barely better than soho), its pallid shopping, its stinking immigrants, and its pathetic lack of any sense of self identity. I hate the airport even more than CDG. For me, it’s one of the most inlikeable cities in Europe. So I’m pleased you enjoy it: but I don’t.

But sometimes it’s almost unavoidable. I saved megabucks on a long haul flight but the downside was changing in Brussels and using shitty Brussels Air, the Belgian equivalent of Ryanair without even a piss take. So my simple qustion, which I’m sure could help other punters too, is:

If I have four or five hours to get rid of in Brussels, can I get away from the airport and it’s grotty city, have a shag, and get back to catch my connecting flight?

(And for folk that don’t know Brussels, you could easily waste that much time simply navigating their moronic railway system to go one stop for the grubby, raghead-infested RLD windows and back.

I don’t mind cheap or even dirty sheets, but I don’t like making an effort and good money to fuck some disinterested economic migrant slag in the Brussels RLD windows. That to me is not ‘options’.

So working down your list (Not that into gay)...

Ostend, so google maps tells me, is two hours by train from Brussels Airport, changing at Brussels Central. Sounds attractive. 10 women? I assume you mean RLD windows? (Hopefully not so slot-machine minded as Brussels). Can I ask, is the area walking distance from the station? (Same question for Den Haag).

Rotterdam sounds like similar time travelling but being a bigger city might take longer to find pussy. And seriously, I have no interest in finding a particular day to see Arabs shagging grannies.

Aachen is possibility, even if it’s not a top German shagging city. At least it gets one out of Belgium!

[Northernmonk25]

Just down from Brussels Gare Du Nord is the metro station YSER, this is where the street girls hang out. There is a nice little bar in the middle of the square, It's not very discreet as it is on a busy road but some of the side streets are quiet.
You get the usual skanky looking girls but there are also some little gems in there too. they take you to one of two 'Hotels' where you give Euro 20 to the maid then approx Euro 50 to the girl for about 30 mins. Only used it that area a couple of times but used to enjoy having a relaxed beer scoping them out.

Gare du Midi (Eurostar) terminal there are a couple of bars where the girls hangout. Usual buy them a drink, get into the conversation, then same sketch as above take you to a room etc. That was the same price as YSER.

There is also a street not far from Gare du Midi (20 Min walk) which is where all the decent named shops are. After about 10pm more street girls come out along there, it is a busy street but these girls are the more high end street girls (if there is such a thing) lol.

[Splodge]

To Splodge:

I dislike Brussels quite intensely, its shitty airport, its crappy red light windows (which are barely better than soho), its pallid shopping, its stinking immigrants, and its pathetic lack of any sense of self identity. I hate the airport even more than CDG. For me, it’s one of the most inlikeable cities in Europe. So I’m pleased you enjoy it: but I don’t.

But sometimes it’s almost unavoidable. I saved megabucks on a long haul flight but the downside was changing in Brussels and using shitty Brussels Air, the Belgian equivalent of Ryanair without even a piss take. So my simple qustion, which I’m sure could help other punters too, is:

If I have four or five hours to get rid of in Brussels, can I get away from the airport and it’s grotty city, have a shag, and get back to catch my connecting flight?

(And for folk that don’t know Brussels, you could easily waste that much time simply navigating their moronic railway system to go one stop for the grubby, raghead-infested RLD windows and back.

I don’t mind cheap or even dirty sheets, but I don’t like making an effort and good money to fuck some disinterested economic migrant slag in the Brussels RLD windows. That to me is not ‘options’.

So working down your list (Not that into gay)...

Ostend, so google maps tells me, is two hours by train from Brussels Airport, changing at Brussels Central. Sounds attractive. 10 women? I assume you mean RLD windows? (Hopefully not so slot-machine minded as Brussels). Can I ask, is the area walking distance from the station? (Same question for Den Haag).

Rotterdam sounds like similar time travelling but being a bigger city might take longer to find pussy. And seriously, I have no interest in finding a particular day to see Arabs shagging grannies.

Aachen is possibility, even if it’s not a top German shagging city. At least it gets one out of Belgium!

Ah. I agree. Bruxelles is the arsehole of Europe but there's no denying imho the women on offer are amongst the most beautiful any man will ever see. The cini is seedy but I've seen a Nice lady attending to people needs. A very nice Arab or north African more likely lady offering to help out. The area is indeed a north African neighbourhood.

I think the best rld for u is Antwerpen.  40 minute train ride. Nice scenery as you pull in to Anvers. There's all sorts there. Something for everyone. Even shims.  And nice ones too. There's a cini to the right outside Antwerpen Centraal, and also another to the left then right off the main square. Thst one has ladies offering extras. And don't forget the nice diner.

4 to 5 hours will allow this for you. The others tske a lot longer. The rld in Oostende has about 10 workers but about 30 windows. It's more of a day trip as part of a holiday. I repeat. Anvers is for you ! Get a taxi there as it's a mission unless you know where to go. You're in for a fantastic surprise. Aesthetically it's the best rld.  Has everything. But prices are €50.

Also.  By Bruxelles midi there is a sex cini or cruise club. One is gay. One is straight.  Never been but if youbdonr want to leave Brussels then check it out. I'll Google it's name.

[Splodge]

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Dom t get your dates mixed up, lol. It's gay also. Think I have linked the right one anyway !  Short walk from Bruxelles midi. Probably some aws in there. So, seriously. Get yourself to Antwerpen.  40 minute train ride. If you've never been you'll be more than pleasantly suprised.

[Splodge]

Imho I find the city very boring but you know what. I really like the place.  How many boring cities have all this seediness on offer ? There's an Irish pub too. I'll link that in in case you want some Irish grub such as Guine9as and Ale pie with mash.

[Splodge]

Kelly's Irish bar. Near to the station.   No need to go up to the bar. They'll bring your order to you. Football on the tele. Beautiful olde Irish style bar. Enjoy.

[Splodge]

Get your ass on a train to Antwerpen.  Fantastic rld. Perhaps the best there is atm in Western Europe. In terms of size, variety and an rld to rival old Amsterdam.  If you ain't been. You really should. You might not like it. I like others more but there's no denying what it is.

[Marmalade]

Excuse me but it’s punting I’m talking about. I’m only interested in the food and other attractions if the punting is ok and taken care of. Not bangers and mash or Irish beer or anything else. Your link to a gay sauna isn’t exactly enticing.

Best place in Western Europe??? Compared to where???

Athens, Chania, a host of German cities and Spain as well are stand out for punting and are actually beautiful places. I’d even prefer the Geneva streetwalkers to the women I’ve seen and fucked in Belgium. Belgium in my personal experience is a dump. I get that you like the place. All that interests me however is a way of making it less unbearable should I be forced to have a long layover between connecting flights.

[Marmalade]

there's no denying imho the women on offer are amongst the most beautiful any man will ever see.

Sorry, but such superlative statements do incline me to doubt your sanity a bit. You sound like you haven’t travelled much.

[Splodge]

Excuse me but it’s punting I’m talking about. I’m only interested in the food and other attractions if the punting is ok and taken care of. Not bangers and mash or Irish beer or anything else. Your link to a gay sauna isn’t exactly enticing.

Best place in Western Europe??? Compared to where???

Athens, Chania, a host of German cities and Spain as well are stand out for punting and are actually beautiful places. I’d even prefer the Geneva streetwalkers to the women I’ve seen and fucked in Belgium. Belgium in my personal experience is a dump. I get that you like the place. All that interests me however is a way of making it less unbearable should I be forced to have a long layover between connecting flights.

Best rld there is in Western europe. When you factor pinball the places it really is. But for me I prefer some smaller rlds. As for bangers and mash. That's up to you. Get your ass to Antwerpen and check it out dude. If you ain't seen it you really should. Unless rlds aren't your thing.

I agree to certain extents. Belgium is a dump in a lot of ways. The arsehole of Europe but the people are reply nice. There's a few rlds and overall, it is, or was a fantastic country. For me I prefer Den Haag.  Other than that Germany is number one for me. Don't even now where Chaina is? Athens from what I've heard is certainly worth checking out and I'd love to see it. Just don't know a lot about the rlds there. Greece is stunning though.  But so is Germany. I'd kind of argue Holland is too. Less so Belgium but it does have nice places of course.

[Splodge]

Antwerpen's rld is number one in Belgium, including Holland I'd say number 2.

[Splodge]

Marmalade, you're probably right but I'd put the working ladies of Brussels against any other rld in the world (in terms of looks).  Yes. The world. And I haven't travelled much.

[Marmalade]

Get your ass on a train to Antwerpen.  Fantastic rld. Perhaps the best there is atm in Western Europe.

Antwerpen = Very beautiful ees

You mean Romanians? 

black ladies

So African whores then 

milfs

grannies then   

shemales

 

They'll flash you their sausage too

 

Trannies too

 

and milfs intermittently

yet more grannies 

Latino milfs

and yet more grannies 

and euro milfs

and even more grannies 

Few doms also.

I think I’ve submitted to enough old fanny not to have to endure more humiliation ta. 


All in all, I think we possibly have different tastes.
Good look with your sausage and pensioner punting. 

[Marmalade]

Marmalade, you're probably right but I'd put the working ladies of Brussels against any other rld in the world (in terms of looks).  Yes. The world. And I haven't travelled much.

So how on earth can you make the comparison.

[Splodge]

You mean Romanians?  So African whores then 
grannies then   
      yet more grannies  and yet more grannies  and even more grannies  I think I’ve submitted to enough old fanny not to have to endure more humiliation ta. 


All in all, I think we possibly have different tastes.
Good look with your sausage and pensioner punting. 

Also. I think it's great to add a bit about the city too. A chill out beer. Or a chill out wank somewhere lol.

[Splodge]

I didn't say I have travelled extensively ? All I've said is Belgium, Holland & Germany? I've been to other places but not for mongering purposes. I'm just trying to help dude. Backstreets of Bruxelles aren't the best no but I don't know what you like do I lol. The main drag has stunning and beautiful women from all over eastern europe. But I don't know where exactly ffs. 

Alao agree. Gilfs aren't really for me but if they have the shape then of course milfs, or gilfs are a fantastic punt. I've tried younger ladies and wasn't very impressed but not always. Have had good and bad roomies. Find Hungarians to be the best.

Regarding shims.  Yeah. I love them. But they have to look good but I hardly punt with them as my posts will testify. Prefer clubs in London but even then I don't as I have a fear of stds. And gay saunas. Not for me.

[Splodge]

Marmalade ? What are you looking for exactly? Maybe I can help. Know Germany, Belgium & Holland extensively.

[Splodge]

In terms of rlds anyway.

Just for the record. Misshapen ladies I fukin detest.  Especially when pics suggest otherwise. Really annoys me. Whether ees or gilfs.

[Splodge]

So how on earth can you make the comparison.

Name me an rld to compare ?

[Splodge]

And as for African women. Mmmmmmmm.  I love em. Jamaican too. Love ladies from all countries. My favourites would be Brazilian, Spanish, Latino, German and Scandinavian.  Mmmmmmm.

[Splodge]

I feel I'm qualified to make the comparison as I've fuked women from near enough every country imaginable lol
 Here we go. The obligatory lists of countries, lol.

[Marmalade]

Don’t bother Splodge. I’m going to pass on your advice thanks. 

[Splodge]

  ok dude. Was just trying to help. Good luck dude. All the best. 

[Splodge]

The third man. The splodger will not be reviewing when in Germany. It'll be me. I'll be a busy chappy. Loads of reviews will be on this post. Get ready. Only 5 months to go lol. Wrong post lol.

[bob1]

Im off to the rld in Ostend tomorrow. I'll do a count up to see how many are left. Fancy some polish pussy.

[Marmalade]

The third man. The splodger will not be reviewing when in Germany. It'll be me. I'll be a busy chappy. Loads of reviews will be on this post. Get ready. Only 5 months to go lol. Wrong post lol.

I've been polite so far but you're coming across as a complete wanker, no offence. People who refer to themselves as the third person on forums are invariably up themselves. Who gives a fuck about getting 'ready' for your alter ego when the sum of what you have posted so far is 99% fluff and wallowing in your glory days of old. If you post something of value, in keeping with the ethos of this site, it will be valued. Until then, your advance trumpeting of your 'wonderful' self  just sounds a bit silly.

[bob1]

Im off to the rld in Ostend tomorrow. I'll do a count up to see how many are left. Fancy some polish pussy.

No Polish pussy, but i snagged an Albanian lady today. £40 for about 20 minutes. started with a covered blowjob and was offered a 69er for extra money, i declined and after id changed position from mish to doggy i got a wiff of unwashed growler, glad i never took her up on her offer, that sort of put me off my stroke to i finished myself off while she stroked her self.

Chatted to the owner of the pub on the corner and he says that the whole area is closing and will be demolished, the girls are being rehoused further passed the rail yard under the bridge somewhere.

Yes madam 50something was sat in the window today.

[Splodge]

Let's hope they don't close the place for good.

[Splodge]

I've been polite so far but you're coming across as a complete wanker, no offence. People who refer to themselves as the third person on forums are invariably up themselves. Who gives a fuck about getting 'ready' for your alter ego when the sum of what you have posted so far is 99% fluff and wallowing in your glory days of old. If you post something of value, in keeping with the ethos of this site, it will be valued. Until then, your advance trumpeting of your 'wonderful' self  just sounds a bit silly.

   

[James999]

I've been polite so far but you're coming across as a complete wanker, no offence. People who refer to themselves as the third person on forums are invariably up themselves. Who gives a fuck about getting 'ready' for your alter ego when the sum of what you have posted so far is 99% fluff and wallowing in your glory days of old. If you post something of value, in keeping with the ethos of this site, it will be valued. Until then, your advance trumpeting of your 'wonderful' self  just sounds a bit silly.

He's reported you for being rude to him, what a fucking wanker he clearly is 

[mrfishyfoo]

He's reported you for being rude to him, what a fucking wanker he clearly is 

I've been thinking TROLL for a while now albeit his posts about fat old twats in the parlours in Sheffield are fucking hilarious.

[vw]

   

What  a wanker

[Splodge]

That's 5 of us then lol. 

Regards,

The Splodger.