Louiseselm - Outcall Gloucester

[TomTom77]

Saw Louise a while back before her prices went up. Chatted a little first, and she sent me a pretty cute pic, which clinched it for me.

Comms

Absolutely top notch. As mentioned, she chatted happily and even sent an extra picture she didn't have on her profile, which looked pretty cute and within my tastes for size.

The Girl

At this point we'd be at a neutral review. When she arrived I immediately had the feeling this wasn't going to go the way I thought it was. I'd say her photos are flattering and leave it at that. Not overly so, but I prefer to be pleasantly surprised rather than the other way. She was very well toned, but definitely a bit heavier than I like. Face was nice enough, but I don't really pay for 'nice enough'. Not very good with ages, but I'd guess a little over the 24 she quotes.

The Sex

And this is where we hit negative. Everything was very mechanical, and she did an odd thing with her legs every time I tried to give reverse oral (which is one of my major turn ons so this was not going well) where she'd kind of clamp them together and then roll into spoon position. BJ, while nice enough, seemed very much disinterested on her part and that totally killed that for me. Did manage to come from sex, and she was nice enough to chat to after, but I get sex and chat in my personal life, and I don't punt just for the sake of a fuck.

Overall

Comms were great, Louise was friendly and a fairly toned if large girl, but was just a zero spark kind of booking. Booked another girl asap after.

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[DrConners]

Yeah, sounds unenthusiastic & a poor service provider. Why didn't you do your research on UKP as well as being in contact with her. She already has a negative review on here from VW. 

Seems she is consistently bad at escorting 

[TomTom77]

Not going to give dates, but this was around the same time VW took a booking, and long before his review hit. Just wanted to review her to make it clear the experience VW had was pretty much spot on what I had.

[DrConners]

Okay Tom, that's a valid point - Shame about the timing, could have saved you.

Live & learn, thanks for taking the time to post as a warning to others - Better luck on your next punt 

[Doombar]

Thanks for the review OP - had her on my HL but off now.

When a WG doesn't want RO it sets off alarm bells for me. If all is well then why wouldn't she just lay back and enjoy it and let time pass

[TomTom77]

Thanks for the review OP - had her on my HL but off now.

When a WG doesn't want RO it sets off alarm bells for me. If all is well then why wouldn't she just lay back and enjoy it and let time pass

I actually worried about it for days and then got myself immediately tested. Thankfully fine but you're right. Very odd.

[vw]

Not going to give dates, but this was around the same time VW took a booking, and long before his review hit. Just wanted to review her to make it clear the experience VW had was pretty much spot on what I had.

sorry to her you had the same shite service I did, thanks for review anyway, shows it wasn't a one off.