Actually fancied a massage (with hr being an option if I felt like it) and wanted the thrill of trying a new Asian place.
Couldn’t have got it more wrong.
Called this place up and was sent a post code. Thought it may be the herbal bliss massage shop next to South Ruislip station but it was actually residential at the other end of the road.
Arrived and met by a very tall Chinese/jap lady who let me in and led me to a side room. Door opened by a small Asian lady (5ft, size 6-8, small tits) in a red fishnet type dress and the room was lit by a red bulb. I should have realised from the prices in the ad that this was not massage (40/30 and 60/60) but a fs set up with more extras to be paid.
Declined the offer of upgraded services and didn’t even ask for cost.
Paid 40/30 massage (very steep) so was sure hr would be included.
After 10 mins of the worst Asian massage, she prodded me to turn over. Prodded with her finger, not even with words.
I turned and as she massaged my legs, I presented her with a semi - she then slapped my cock, motioned with a wank and said ‘£20 extwa?’. I politely declined and fired one off myself much to her dismay.
Absolutely horrid experience and I was in/out within 20 mins.
One to avoid!
Oh and the worst part was the 3 deliberate burps she did while I was in the room. Vile!
