Author Topic: Escort Ruby! AVOID!!! Terrible experience - Woolwich  (Read 2548 times)

Offline jon22992

So i got stood up by another escort in central and felt well a bit demotivated so I went to link up with my friend who also stood me up for a bit. I was really horny. So i browsed escorts round the woolwich area near the mcdonalds. Found one near Sandy Hill. Cheap too. Like £50 for 30 minutes and only 6minutes away. They said they were ready but they weren't. So anyway walked up the hill and they stop communicating. A next person was behind me saying to me you waiting and so yeah we talked outside while he finished smoking his spliff.

We eventually got in. Oh my God they look like nothing in the pictures. There's 4 of them. The house was a bloody mess. One escort was fixing the curtain. The bed was undone. You could see the mattress and there was a spike coming out of it from one of the ends. One girl just said to both us, pick which one you want. So we just picked and went our separate ways. So I had to wait another 5mins for the girl to get ready.

Boom she's finally ready somewhat. By the way all these girls looked uglier than their pics (no offense). But the pics are a lie. They don't speak spanish either nor do they speak english well at all. They're romanians so lied about that too. The girl I got with was fat (not a good type of fat either). No make up, out of shape and just a whack physique. I get head and get hard, and get in. Cock keeps slipping out and she keeps on saying have you cum (only been 3mins).

For some weird reason my cock keeps slipping out and she says its my fault, it's too big. Refuses to do doggy because she says my cock is too big. Its a bloody average size. Im so confused. She wanks me off for 1minute and says well your cock isn't working. It is, she's just a absolute dead beat. Well I'm not having it because I said 30mins and well i really got 10mins so i get the 15mins price (£40) and I get out of there. She starts arguing and getting angry at me saying its my fault, my dick keeps falling out and that I can't do doggy or go on top, or I don't want to fuck again because I'm using too many condoms. Just a nightmare of a visit.

I get the hell out of there and finally see my friend at mcdonalds. Never visiting cheap escorts in brothels again. Appalling performance. Going to use Xvideos to finish off, since she couldn't do her job properly. These escorts are also new on the scene too. Anyway don't visit at all.

It was a last minute visit, so i used Vivastreet, these escorts seem like independents. I don't even know their names because they barely spoke in english.

Address - [Removed by admin] Woolwich
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NOTE: None of these pictures looked like any of these girls that I saw. i had to also stay in that abysmal room because another girl was getting shagged upstairs. Very disorganised, dirty place. They also had no bins. They wrapped their rubbish in newspapers and baby wipes.



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1. You were horny about seeing your friend? Does he know how you feel about him?

2. Putting "no offence" before you go into finite detail describing the flaws of the girls doesn't lessen the blow.

3. I've reported your post for including the full address. I was sure that this was not the done thing.

4. Sorry for your experience.

Offline jon22992

1. You were horny about seeing your friend? Does he know how you feel about him?

2. Putting "no offence" before you go into finite detail describing the flaws of the girls doesn't lessen the blow.

3. I've reported your post for including the full address. I was sure that this was not the done thing.

4. Sorry for your experience.

I was horny as I just wanted to see a girl. I wasn't horny  about my friend, I was just waiting to meet him. I didn't know it was against the rules to post a full address, sorry

Offline Jimmyredcab

Sounds like Romanian to me, they really are lowlife skanks.  :bomb:

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Your right this place has really gone down the drain, the only good girl was Roxy but since she has moved back you cant trust any of them.  Stay clear of this place.

Offline magnetico

A next person was behind me saying to me you waiting and so yeah we talked outside while he finished smoking his spliff.
Beautiful punter's bromance. Did you chat about UKP ?

Offline jon22992

None of those escorts were pleasant. The one I had sex didn't even seem into it. I've been reading a few punt reviews on here so I can stay clear of bad ones. Cheap Romanian  ones seem to be the worse. And yeah that location is terrible. I didn't discuss ukp with the guy I talked with. He goes on regular punts but it was also his first visit to that place as well.

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Sounds like Romanian to me, they really are lowlife skanks. 

Aguyfrommars has reported you  :sarcastic:

Perhaps he's her brother  :unknown:

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Offline Fitzjew

Sandy hill road. I reviewedit before . It sounded like my review too...no doggy, i am too big blah blah.

No more Romanians . Punters need to learn this . There is 1 in 100 that are okay .

Woolwich is the worst and harrow also ...try Abbey road if you want local to Greenwich ...by the station ...they are WE but they are okay