Author Topic: MatildaMartell - Liverpool  (Read 7108 times)


5 review(s) for MatildaMartell (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by lewishamguy]

Offline Donbe

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Price: £140 for 60 mins

Location: Liverpool Hotel

Comms: SHIT. So many hoops to jump through.

Services: OWO, PFS

Simply put Matilda is a knobhead. She believes she is some courestean on a pedestal, the reality she's an overweight hooker.

Service is poor, before you start you get a list of dos and don'ts. Mechanic as fuck during the punt, soon as you pop she switches off, right on her phone as you head to the showers. 1 hour paid for, left after 35. Avoid like the plaque, £140 is punching like fuck for this.

Offline NigelF

Disgraceful. Cheers for the heads up.

She has a shitty attitude in her posts on here as well.

Offline Donbe

Disgraceful. Cheers for the heads up.

She has a shitty attitude in her posts on here as well.

Not worth the breath, just awful.

Offline Rjp334

Been meaning to catch up and do a couple of reviews but saw her about a month ago and had the same experience. Genuinely unpleasant person and left after 25 mins of a 1 hour booking when it was obvious she wasn't in the slightest bit interested.

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As much as I despise people with a poor attitude I dont think it is fair to shame someone on their body type/size. Its a bit childish and we shouldn't be doing it. Some like big girls, some dont. Fair play on bitching about her attitude though.

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I hope she has a dusty phone because of said attitude. However judging by her Twitter I think there are many saddos willing to be ripped off by her.

Talk about deluded and self absorbed, though. Makes a very interesting read, who/what does she think she is?!

Offline NigelF

I dont think it is fair to shame someone on their body type/size. Its a bit childish and we shouldn't be doing it.

What a load of rubbish. This is a punter's forum. He's well within his right to comment on her size however he wants. If she doesn't like that then not taking his money or selling herself on the internet would be a great start.

Besides, she should be ashamed, it's unhealthy and just a clear sign of laziness. That's just facts. However, I do occasionally like the variety though so it's not necessarily a bad thing from a punter's point of view (depending on the punter) although I certainly think there's far too many big escorts compared to slim ones.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 01:36:31 pm by NigelF »

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What a load of rubbish. This is a punter's forum. He's well within his right to comment on her size however he wants. If she doesn't like that then not taking his money or selling herself on the internet would be a great start.

Besides, she should be ashamed, it's unhealthy and just a clear sign of laziness. That's just facts. However, I do occasionally like the variety though so it's not necessarily a bad thing from a punter's point of view (depending on the punter) although I certainly think there's far too many big escorts compared to slim ones.

Quite the contradictory reply.

So do you think it is fair to contribute to adding additional complexes about someones appearance?
Its not always about being lazy or not active enough either.

You know people kill themselves because they cant feel accepted. Its playground politics and we should know better.
Who cares if she is bigger than most? I dont and you shouldn't.

Seriously grow up and think about the potential effects of your comments.

If someone is a dick then call then on their actions and not appearance.
Be constructive so that they learn. Be a cunt about their size doesn't make them pay attention.
Your being just as bad.



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I am sure I have read previous reports post about this SP but I cant find them on here. Perhaps she was under a different name but I distinctly remember the attitude thing.

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I am sure I have read previous reports post about this SP but I cant find them on here. Perhaps she was under a different name but I distinctly remember the attitude thing.
If you click the link under the opening post on this thread, the comments are under the positive reviews

Offline NigelF

Quite the contradictory reply.

No it isn't. He's well within his right to call her an overweight hooker because she is. I agree with that. Even if I disagreed he's still well within his rights to say it. However it doesn't mean I can't occasionally like to see overweight hookers as well. However, if all of them lost weight then I'm almost certain I'd prefer the look of all of them (decreased breast size is the only real bummer). In the case of this WG (assuming she wasn't crap and didn't have a shit attitude) I'd only occasionally want to see her at her current size (preferably a bit lower) but I'd want to see her quite a bit more if she was a size 10.

Anyway, you're a massive hypocrite. In a recent thread about Slim Tattooed Slut you said this:
Google "plastic crack whore prostitute" Why do people find this attractive? She looks ill and it probably encourages more women to want to look fake and ill.

To be clear, I think you're perfectly entitled to say that and I actually quite strongly agree with you (however I don't think it's particularly encourages anyone to look too thin because almost no escorts have followed her lead and there's far more escorts who are obese rather than underweight).

So do you think it is fair to contribute to adding additional complexes about someones appearance?

How do you know she has a complex?

Its not always about being lazy or not active enough either.

In 95% of cases - yes it is. To be fair, not being active/exercise is only a fairly small part of it. The main part is diet. She's knows she's fat, she knows she should do something about it but she can't bothered - that's the definition of laziness. Talk to a bloody doctor mate. There are very few cases where someone has a legit medical condition (or medications) that cause them to gain weight - especially so much.

You know people kill themselves because they cant feel accepted. Its playground politics and we should know better.

I don't know why you assume so little of her. I don't why you think she can't face the fact that she's fat. I'm pretty sure she's said that herself. Besides, I'm sure she has plenty of clients to inflate her seemingly already over-inflated ego. As dude86 suggested, see her Twitter for examples.

In the extremely unlikely even that she really did consider killing herself then she actually MUCH bigger issues than one of her clients slagging her off on the internet (that would just be the straw that broke the camel's back).

Who cares if she is bigger than most? I dont and you shouldn't.

I only shouldn't care in the sense that I no longer want to see her (although that's been the case for a while). Generally though, I should care. I'm a paying customer and I'd much prefer it if she and girls like were slimmer. She doesn't have to listen to me of course and there will be potential clients who disagree however those clients will be in the minority - case in point the vast numbers who've tried to see Slim Tattooed Slut.

Besides, you say you don't care. So you literally don't care what size any escort is? I presume you'd just move on but especially in a place like Liverpool where there's so few escorts - you'd surely prefer that they all meet your tastes?

Seriously grow up and think about the potential effects of your comments.

What are you on about? Unfortunately, I very much doubt my comments will have any effect. If they do, I hope it encourages her to lose some weight. She'll look better and she'll be healthier (likely feel better too).

If someone is a dick then call then on their actions and not appearance.

Bollocks. One should do both. Appearance is a very important part of the punt.

Be constructive so that they learn. Be a cunt about their size doesn't make them pay attention.
Your being just as bad.

She's previously demonstrated an attitude which clearly shows she isn't willing to learn regardless of how you say it. Even if she hadn't, it's very unlikely anything anyone says on here will make her or anyone else stop eating cake. If it did then I'm sure doctors, nurses and nutritionists would have much higher success rates in getting people to lose weight.

Perhaps though you just meant her attitude. In which case, I'd possibly agree that he could have been a bit more detailed and specific but it's clear (based on her previous comments) that regardless of how he said it she wouldn't improve. The best thing he can do is just warn other punters - which he has done.

Bottom line: This is not a prossie help or advice forum. It is solely a forum to help other punters make more informed decisions. Yes, it would best if they did learn from their reviews but they very very rarely do and even if we were to be more "constructive" it would make very little difference. Perhaps you should lead the way and do your own constructive review instead of posting rubbish and white knighting.
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Anyway, you're a massive hypocrite.

Further examples:
Much prefer hee original titts

In response to a question about a WG's teeth:
They are a bit gammy

Regarding Jane Whitehouse:
I dont see the appeal at all. Not even attractive. She has a dead inside look and was rubbish when I seen her. Obviously has some sort of personality disorder and alcohol dependency. Needs psychiatric help and not more dick. How many babies has she had now? I think they have all been taken away from her too. Genuinely concerned for her.
Not pleasant comments and I'd love to know how that post will make a blind bit of a difference to what the WG is likely to do. Funnily enough I actually found her to be a decent punt. She wasn't good looking but the service was good and it was only £40 (at Sheridan's). I did only see her because the girl I'd booked hadn't turned up and I doubt I'd bother again but I'm happy I saw her.

Would you comment on the scars as seen on her legs in the pics?
Does she have anymore and do you think shes not self harming?
Interested in this one but I stay away from girls who are possibly screwed up.
How gothy/alternative would you say she is?

Thanks
I'm sure the WG in question wouldn't have liked what you said there, nor would they have benefited/learnt from it.

I'm sure there are loads more examples. Those are all perfectly fine things to say but it makes it very odd that you have issue with this review - which is far less "offensive". It's only fair to presume that you're just a white knight.
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 02:51:32 pm by NigelF »

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If you click the link under the opening post on this thread, the comments are under the positive reviews
  Ah' thanks, I knew I had seen it somwhere.   :hi:

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klaus 88 if somebody advertises themselves on the internet and is not prepared to be judged on their looks, they are in the wrong game.

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Further examples:
In response to a question about a WG's teeth:
Regarding Jane Whitehouse:Not pleasant comments and I'd love to know how that post will make a blind bit of a difference to what the WG is likely to do. Funnily enough I actually found her to be a decent punt. She wasn't good looking but the service was good and it was only £40 (at Sheridan's). I did only see her because the girl I'd booked hadn't turned up and I doubt I'd bother again but I'm happy I saw her.
I'm sure the WG in question wouldn't have liked what you said there, nor would they have benefited/learnt from it.

I'm sure there are loads more examples. Those are all perfectly fine things to say but it makes it very odd that you have issue with this review - which is far less "offensive". It's only fair to presume that you're just a white knight.


Fair to call me out on the teeth comment. Could of been worded more pleasantly. Celeste knows she has bad teeth. It was an opinion in the titts. Didn't say they were shit.

Not perfect in not criticising people. But its something I am trying to cut out. It is really wrong to shame people for their bodies and accomplishments really. Especially when you dont offer any constructive criticism. Its just negative hateful bullshit.

Offline lewisjones23

Fuck off Klaus - she is a fat cunt so quite rightly gets called out on it

plus her service and attitude are awful
« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 04:17:16 pm by lewisjones23 »

Offline finn5555

Being only 5’1 and her size I would say obese not fat  :vomit:

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WG's perspective -

I'm very new on UKP. Well, registered a while back but only active on it last couple of weeks.

At first I was so shocked at the language and seeming misogynistic feel about this site. On initial reading of a few threads, I thought all participating clients here were potential woman hating prossie killers, however, after spending a bit more time reading, I am actually grateful that this site exists.

I genuinely didn't realise that many WGs were in fact out to rip a client off. False advertising of body image and services offered is one thing, but some of the horror stories involve actually setting out to rob you, although a seldom occurrence, I'm sure. It is the existence of forums like this one that do in fact serve an important purpose of warning you guys of these bad eggs. We, as WGs are concerned about our safety often not realising that the clients alike are also potentially vulnerable. I am not cool with disrespectful or aggressive clients in the bedroom (not that I've ever had one mind, touch wood) but I am equally not cool with WGs being disrespectful and shitty with you guys. That is completely unacceptable. (Not talking about Matilda here as I've heard she's a lovely lady but just talking in general). I genuinely care for my regulars and I would be livid if a girl had treated one of my regs awfully.

I've been a size 12 brunette and am now a size 18 blonde and regardless of size or body shape/tit size, you'll always get people who like you and people who dislike you. I agree about body shaming not being a nice thing to do, but if a client has had a dreadful service of course he is going to be bitter. We are only human after all and we all react differently. Kudos to those who can give constructive criticism having just received a crap attitude. I for one couldn't exercise such dignity.
I also ageee with the fact that if you are going to sell yourself along with sexual services then you do need to be prepared to be analysed on your physical appearance - men are fundamentally governed by their testosterone fuelled dicks and are almost always visual creatures so it is a given they will want to know more about a WGs body - whether comments are kind or not so kind, should be superfluous to the WGs. We SHOULD be comfortable enough in our own skin to be able to handle criticism. Granted it is never nice reading something negative. But from the client's POV I suppose it is never nice being made to feel rubbish. I'm speaking in general here, not about anyone in particular at all.

All I believe is that in life, what goes around comes around. If I'm a shit head to people, I should very well expect people to be a shit head back to me. So I try to be nice to all people and animals.... well some times I'm a shit head to the PPI pricks that calls, most of the time actually....

Anyway, this site and exchanges like this one, have made me open my eyes a little and to see things from the men's perspective. The same is available to client's too. Saafe, is the pink version of this site and it is very enlightening.

Thanks for the education. Xx

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At first I was so shocked at the language and seeming misogynistic feel about this site.


This site is where we cut through the bullshit pro$$ies post on AW and other sites and get to the cold hard truth  :hi:

I guess your negative report is a classic example of this  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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This site is where we cut through the bullshit pro$$ies post on AW and other sites and get to the cold hard truth  :hi:

I guess your negative report is a classic example of this  :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I'm not being negative at all. On the contrary, I am seeing both sides and agreeing it is a useful tool. You've highlighted a couple of words when the full sentence I wrote, on the contrary states I think this is a good place  :thumbsup:

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I'm not being negative at all. On the contrary, I am seeing both sides and agreeing it is a useful tool. You've highlighted a couple of words when the full sentence I wrote, on the contrary states I think this is a good place  :thumbsup:

So why such a shit service for Donbe then  :unknown:

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So why such a shit service for Donbe then  :unknown:

Babe I'm not the WG he reviewed - I would NEVER EVER treat a client like that (unless he wanted me to be nasty and even then I end up being nice). I'm not Matilda.

I THINK Donbe has seen me before though could be wrong. I'm still learning this site and I didn't know I had any negative reviews.

That's what I was saying in my post. Being kind always wins. Never any need to be nasty. If anything I am seeing things from the guys' POV (on this site) and I reiterate it is unacceptable to be disrespectful be it a client or a WG.

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I THINK Donbe has seen me before though could be wrong. I'm still learning this site and I didn't know I had any negative reviews.

Not wrong.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=153726.0

Offline finn5555

Babe I'm not the WG he reviewed - I would NEVER EVER treat a client like that (unless he wanted me to be nasty and even then I end up being nice). I'm not Matilda.

I THINK Donbe has seen me before though could be wrong. I'm still learning this site and I didn't know I had any negative reviews.

That's what I was saying in my post. Being kind always wins. Never any need to be nasty. If anything I am seeing things from the guys' POV (on this site) and I reiterate it is unacceptable to be disrespectful be it a client or a WG.

What about the allegations your old photos on AW were not you but stolen from  Laura Lee Plus Size Model  :unknown:

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What about the allegations your old photos on AW were not you but stolen from  Laura Lee Plus Size Model  :unknown:

Yes that is absolutely true.
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What about the allegations your old photos on AW were not you but stolen from  Laura Lee Plus Size Model  :unknown:

I've just replied to this and posted it, well I thought I did but seems to have disappeared - I'm such a technophobe.

And yes that is absolutely true. The reason behind it: I received emails on my AW from guys in my personal life who recognised me from my pictures and so panicked and took them down. The lesson learned: do not falsely advertise and accept the fact that if I am to continue working in this industry then my real identity may be compromised. The outcome: a deactivated profile. The hassle of having to start again and up to date and accurate pictures of myself.
It was a lesson I learned the hard way and I should have known better.
I wouldn't try to defend myself because it was 100% my culpability.

Just justified in the comment but hopefully my explaining of it sheds some light. It explains it but doesn't excuse it and I certainly received my karma. But I'm human and flawed. As are we all.

Xx

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I've just replied to this and posted it, well I thought I did but seems to have disappeared - I'm such a technophobe.

And yes that is absolutely true. The reason behind it: I received emails on my AW from guys in my personal life who recognised me from my pictures and so panicked and took them down. The lesson learned: do not falsely advertise and accept the fact that if I am to continue working in this industry then my real identity may be compromised. The outcome: a deactivated profile. The hassle of having to start again and up to date and accurate pictures of myself.
It was a lesson I learned the hard way and I should have known better.
I wouldn't try to defend myself because it was 100% my culpability.

Just justified in the comment but hopefully my explaining of it sheds some light. It explains it but doesn't excuse it and I certainly received my karma. But I'm human and flawed. As are we all.

Xx

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Thank you Morthos. I thought I recognised the little dog pic.
Cheers xx

And I was very nice and gave a positive review ;)

Offline Donbe

I think perhaps I was rash making the comment I did, I think as I felt I’d been short changed and given a poor service then it was delivered with slightly more venom.

Size isn’t actually a factor for me, my reviews show a variety. I think it was more me subconsciously picking an easy target and shooting.

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And I was very nice and gave a positive review ;)

Ah yes I've just re-read it. Thank you again.
I'm sorry to have hijacked your post. Heard wonderful things about Matilda so it's crap you had a shit time! Maybe caught her on a bad day? No excuse I know.
Just noticed you saw my friend Lola Lipkiss too. Happy you enjoyed her, that's more like it!!
I have no idea who you are either but I know that's the whole point of this forum.

Happy punting gents xx

Offline hungrypunt

As much as I despise people with a poor attitude I dont think it is fair to shame someone on their body type/size. Its a bit childish and we shouldn't be doing it. Some like big girls, some dont. Fair play on bitching about her attitude though.

Bollocks, just the same you saying bitching about her attitude is ok, each to their own. shes a fat lass and makes money out of it (ugly in my opinion too) now I knwo shes also got a shitty attitude shes got the hat trick.
Personally I cant believe anyone would pay to shag someone like that, let alone someone like you defending the lass.

Shes fat and shes a whore, simple
Im fat and Im a punter ...praise the laaaaaard.

EDIT, where are you reviews anyway klaus

@bellabooty, fair play on your comments , refreshing.

« Last Edit: April 03, 2018, 07:48:54 pm by hungrypunt »

Offline milkman10

Bollocks, just the same you saying bitching about her attitude is ok, each to their own. shes a fat lass and makes money out of it (ugly in my opinion too) now I knwo shes also got a shitty attitude shes got the hat trick.
Personally I cant believe anyone would pay to shag someone like that, let alone someone like you defending the lass.



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Fair to call me out on the teeth comment. Could of been worded more pleasantly. Celeste knows she has bad teeth. It was an opinion in the titts. Didn't say they were shit.

Not perfect in not criticising people. But its something I am trying to cut out. It is really wrong to shame people for their bodies and accomplishments really. Especially when you dont offer any constructive criticism. Its just negative hateful bullshit.

Yes, the tits wasn't a very good example, the rest were good though. Anyway, all the things you said in those examples are perfectly valid (certainly as opinions) and some are downright helpful to other punters. Trying to cut things out is just you saying, "I do still think these things but I'm not going to say them anymore", which just makes you totally useless, especially since you don't do reviews. You might think people will still take the positive stuff you say seriously but those who know what you're like won't because they won't be able to tell what's been covered up/unsaid and hence you'll simply be viewed as unreliable.

Constructive criticism is NOT the purpose of this site. This site simply aims to help punters make more informed decisions. If you want to combine the two then feel free, but you must be totally honest, especially about any negative aspects.

I also have serious doubts about how constructive we could be. The WGs who need it the most are the ones who are least likely to change. Saying something on a forum isn't at all likely to change a damn thing. You'd be much better doing it in person or via messages (at least in the first instance) but I don't even bother doing that because there's very little point. When I have a bad experience, I leave a negative review on here to warn other punters and I simply move on.

Also, there are a few good WGs who read this forum and do learn from it. They don't need things to be sugarcoated or for negative things to remain unsaid (indeed that would be detrimental). The problem though is that those kind girls tend to be the least in need of advice or constructive criticism anyway (although of course I'm sure many could still improve).

I've just replied to this and posted it, well I thought I did but seems to have disappeared - I'm such a technophobe.

I think the post should appear in some form but it won't show what you said - it'll only say something like it's waiting for approval from admin (the message is only visible to you and admin). When it is approved then the post becomes visible, you just have to wait. I imagine that explains why you've posted twice. Feel free to correct me though.

Maybe caught her on a bad day? No excuse I know.

Escorts have by far the most bad days out of any job/profession that I've ever come across. I also notice that good escorts who I've seen multiple times, never seem to have bad days. Hell, at the start of some punts I've had escorts complain about their day or even the previous client but the good ones don't seem to let that interfere with their service to me.
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NigelF:
I only know how to 'quote' the whole thread, not select parts so I won't quote it all but I hadn't actually seen the second page of comments so couldn't see my post, as was on second page....seriously. I AM that vacant sometimes but thanks, those 'pending approval' messages in yellow and black have gone now but yes you're right I had them for first couple weeks.

And yep, I agree about the bad days comment. This is an industry which hosts many a 'challenged' WG for want of a more fitting euphemism. Is it bad that it is the only profession I've ever genuinely loved doing? A whore who actually loves it. Damn society and its attached stigma, but that's another topic....

Xx

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NigelF:
I only know how to 'quote' the whole thread, not select parts so I won't quote it all but I hadn't actually seen the second page of comments so couldn't see my post, as was on second page....seriously. I AM that vacant sometimes but thanks, those 'pending approval' messages in yellow and black have gone now but yes you're right I had them for first couple weeks.

Ah, fair enough. Something similar happened to me recently as well, you'd think by now I would remember to check for subsequent pages. As for quoting parts - I just copy and paste the quote and delete the bits I don't want (you just have ensure that you keep everything in the square brackets untouched). It is a bit of a faff.

And yep, I agree about the bad days comment. This is an industry which hosts many a 'challenged' WG for want of a more fitting euphemism. Is it bad that it is the only profession I've ever genuinely loved doing? A whore who actually loves it. Damn society and its attached stigma, but that's another topic....

Xx

There are many things to like about escorting over and above the vast majority of normal jobs. To actively enjoy it is very unusual/very rare but it does seem to happen (or at least such escorts are extremely good actors). Even amongst those who don't, I'm sure there are some things that they find to be fine and very occasionally they may even enjoy certain things at certain times.

Anyway, the cynic in me says you're just trying to subtly tout yourself. Even if what you said is totally true, it still comes across as "touty". It is of course difficult to post anything though. I always think that WGs who post on here saying sensible things are just trying to tout themselves by "showing off" that they're not totally mental or really dumb.
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Yep I see that clearly.
I'm a naturally vociferous person and unapologetic for it too but I knew I'd come under fire for being too vocal or opinionated on a thread and definitely looks like self-promotion. It isn't, I'm passionate about this industry and always have something to say.
I do know my place on this site. It is for clients and I know too many WGs muscling in court potentially rile some of the guys.
I'm not everyone's cup of tea and I know that, both physically and my character but that's what makes the world go round init.
Thanks for technical help. One thing I wish this site had was a glossary of acronyms - I know the obvious ones but some are lost on me. Is there a suggestions box? Haha


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Yep I see that clearly.
I'm a naturally vociferous person and unapologetic for it too but I knew I'd come under fire for being too vocal or opinionated on a thread and definitely looks like self-promotion. It isn't, I'm passionate about this industry and always have something to say.
I do know my place on this site. It is for clients and I know too many WGs muscling in court potentially rile some of the guys.
I'm not everyone's cup of tea and I know that, both physically and my character but that's what makes the world go round init.
Thanks for technical help. One thing I wish this site had was a glossary of acronyms - I know the obvious ones but some are lost on me. Is there a suggestions box? Haha

There is in fact a glossary for the vast majority of acronyms used on here: External Link/Members Only

Generally, most of your posts are best suited on UKE although I don't personally mind your posts too much, nonetheless I am wary of any WG having "too much influence" on a site for punters (where WGs are simply "allowed").

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There is in fact a glossary for the vast majority of acronyms used on here: External Link/Members Only

Generally, most of your posts are best suited on UKE although I don't personally mind your posts too much, nonetheless I am wary of any WG having "too much influence" on a site for punters (where WGs are simply "allowed").

She may be nursing one of these

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There is in fact a glossary for the vast majority of acronyms used on here: External Link/Members Only

Generally, most of your posts are best suited on UKE although I don't personally mind your posts too much, nonetheless I am wary of any WG having "too much influence" on a site for punters (where WGs are simply "allowed").

Noted. Thank you. I do feel the sense of walking on egg shells on this site but it's warranted, the same way a client might feel posting on Saafe. Works both ways I guess.

Thanks for your help. Fucking retard  regarding glossary aren't I?  :dash: haha
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the same way a client might feel posting on Saafe.


Punters aren’t welcome on saafe it’s run by washed up pro$$ies who have become all bitter and twisted  : :manhater:

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Punters aren’t welcome on saafe it’s run by washed up pro$$ies who have become all bitter and twisted  : :manhater:

Are they not? I didn't know that. Well that's shitty then, and not fair if WGs are allowed here, albeit kept on short leashes - haha.

That'll be me, a washed up old hag ranting about 'the good old times'

Anyway, I'm gonna say arrivaderci and go polish that dusty old phone of mine that hasn't rung for weeks  ;)

Night gents xx

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Are they not? I didn't know that. Well that's shitty then, and not fair if WGs are allowed here, albeit kept on short leashes - haha.

That'll be me, a washed up old hag ranting about 'the good old times'

Anyway, I'm gonna say arrivaderci and go polish that dusty old phone of mine that hasn't rung for weeks  ;)

Night gents xx

why would punters want to go om saafe?

to chat shit with old bitter brasses? no thanks

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Further examples:
In response to a question about a WG's teeth:
Regarding Jane Whitehouse:Not pleasant comments and I'd love to know how that post will make a blind bit of a difference to what the WG is likely to do. Funnily enough I actually found her to be a decent punt. She wasn't good looking but the service was good and it was only £40 (at Sheridan's). I did only see her because the girl I'd booked hadn't turned up and I doubt I'd bother again but I'm happy I saw her.
I'm sure the WG in question wouldn't have liked what you said there, nor would they have benefited/learnt from it.

I'm sure there are loads more examples. Those are all perfectly fine things to say but it makes it very odd that you have issue with this review - which is far less "offensive". It's only fair to presume that you're just a white knight.

Looks like klaus is just the tiniest bit hypocritical  :lol:

Offline cpw_19

Simply put Matilda is a knobhead.

This about sums her up.

Tried a couple of times to book her, but could tell from the attitude in the messages it'd be a stinker so didn't go ahead.

Plus, she requests deposits - an instant blacklisting right there. I pay deposits to no-one.

Offline Real John Doe

I had her on snapchat a while back, had to delete her as you could just tell she was a horrible cunt who thinks so highly of herself

Offline anonyorks

Just wanted to say thanks for this review, you have just saved me £160 as I was about to book her for next week

Proves the value of the site once again   :drinks:

Offline mace-window

Just wanted to say thanks for this review, you have just saved me £160 as I was about to book her for next week

Proves the value of the site once again   :drinks:

She is now in London now so I doubt you would of seen her in Liverpool. I don't normally fancy BBW women but I did find MarildMartell attractive but when I was trying to book her ages ago she refused to see me for some weird reason (somehow she said that she won't see anyone from UK punting from what I remember which I found weird). Disappointing but like you said saved myself £160 to book someone with a attitude problem.