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Offline Davyboy25

Thought I'd try Natural Balance Upminster as review on here seemed alright so worth a go.

Entrance a little daunting from a busy main road but surprised when inside as place is much bigger than it looks.  Appears as though they do a normal trade and one for the gentleman looking for a relaxing massage.  Shown to a room which seemed to be a little away from the other rooms which the receptionist confirmed it was a "relaxing" massage I was after.  £45 for the hour.

Off with the clothes and in walks Tin Tia I think her name was. Confirmed I should remove the boxers and away we went.  Massage started and was actually really very good.  For the massage I'd rate it a 8/10.  Not long in 5 or 10 mins and she is stroking my balls....very nice.  Then to prices.  £20 HR or £40 B2B was all she seemed to offer.  Opted for B2B.  Got a good look at her although it was a little dark but had her down for about 30.

Not sure about B2B as seemed to just involve her taking her clothes off and was a little disappointed as thought her tits were going to be bigger.  Also seemed determined to make me cum asap which she succeeded after about 10 mins.  Her English is poor and she made lots of strange moans which was a little odd and technique wasn't the best.  All in all ok. 5/10 (would maybe a 6/10 but too rushed).

As to her appearance, she wasn't too bad tbh.  Some of these places the women can be as rough as old boots or old enough to be drawing a pension.  Neither applied here so a 6/10.

Finished for last 40mins with a regular massage with a little bit of ball play.  On my way out asked if they had a back exit which they did which was useful.

Would I return?  Think so but maybe try someone different.




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You beat me by 8 seconds. :cry:

Those Easter eggs must have slowed your pace down from yesterday.   :(

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You beat me by 8 seconds. :cry:

Was distracted watching telly, else would have posted quicker.

Thanks for the review OP.

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Was distracted watching telly, else would have posted quicker.

Thanks for the review OP.

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That's dissapointing.  :rolleyes: Was it the news, or bewbs?
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Was distracted watching telly, else would have posted quicker.


You really are the fastest typer in the west. ;)

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:lol: Netflix

Good enough distraction, it's bank holiday Monday afterall.  :)

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« Last Edit: April 02, 2018, 02:44:24 pm by STAR-LORD »

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Cheers all for adding the link.  I'll get the hang of this at some point!

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Cheers all for adding the link.  I'll get the hang of this at some point!

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Don't worry about it,it keeps sinz busy. :sarcastic:

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Don't worry about it,it keeps sinz busy. :sarcastic:

And Goldfinch even busier!  :sarcastic:

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And Goldfinch even busier!  :sarcastic:

It's not been my day for links  :unknown: lost out to sinz by 8 secs,Lewishamguy by 6 secs,all I need is to lose to you by 4 secs and I've completed the set. :crazy: :wacko: :rolleyes:

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It's not been my day for links  :unknown: lost out to sinz by 8 secs,Lewishamguy by 6 secs,all I need is to lose to you by 4 secs and I've completed the set. :crazy: :wacko: :rolleyes:

Not to worry, indexing, adding links etc. As long as their added, corrected, and saving Admin some time and effort it's all good.  ;)

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Not to worry, indexing, adding links etc. As long as their added, corrected, and saving Admin some time and effort it's all good.  ;)

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Another thread hijacked-I think you should apologise to davyboy. :D
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Cheers all for adding the link.  I'll get the hang of this at some point!

Terribly sorry for hijacking your review sir. My apologies  :hi: . So the lady's name was Tintia?

P.S. I apologise for Goldfinch also. He tries to be the quiet type but on occasion he's flying around, buzzing in my f@cking ears - don't worry you'll get used to it - eventually!    :D
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Tried Zen opposite Upminster Bridge station? One of my favorite places when feeling horny.   

Offline Davyboy25

Yes been there a few times but thanks for the tip.  Thought I'd try something different.  Seen the usual reviewed on here by others.....Lauren, Amy.  Last time saw some Thai bird but really can't remember her name so didn't review and very so so.  Need to see Marianne at some point as interested by the reviews on her.