Melissa vivastreet (Belfast) - possibly worst of all time

[The man1]

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Met this one tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse
Wild goose chase to actually find the flat. Ring me when you’re such and such. Then you get another clue to the location. Took me 40min walking about.

Then met by a girl not even remotely like the on in pics. Not sure if this is her, but if it’s not she’s a dead ringer:
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Dressed in pyjamas dressing gown and fetching pair of rabbit slippers

£50 for 30min should have been a red flag
hen was given a solemn wank which a Parkinson’s victim could have done a better job of while she texted throughout lol

Overall a thoroughly awful punt and would not recommend to anyone, ever

[Greg05]

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Met this one tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse
Wild goose chase to actually find the flat. Ring me when you’re such and such. Then you get another clue to the location. Took me 40min walking about.

Then met by a girl not even remotely like the on in pics. Not sure if this is her, but if it’s not she’s a dead ringer:
External Link/Members Only
Dressed in pyjamas dressing gown and fetching pair of rabbit slippers

£50 for 30min should have been a red flag
hen was given a solemn wank which a Parkinson’s victim could have done a better job of while she texted throughout lol

Overall a thoroughly awful punt and would not recommend to anyone, ever

Why go ahead with a bait and switch?

[Johnfrombelfast]

If you were expecting a nice good shaped blonde and thst fucking whale answered the door I'd have turned n started running

[rebelscum]

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Met this one tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse
Wild goose chase to actually find the flat. Ring me when you’re such and such. Then you get another clue to the location. Took me 40min walking about.

Then met by a girl not even remotely like the on in pics. Not sure if this is her, but if it’s not she’s a dead ringer:
External Link/Members Only
Dressed in pyjamas dressing gown and fetching pair of rabbit slippers

£50 for 30min should have been a red flag
hen was given a solemn wank which a Parkinson’s victim could have done a better job of while she texted throughout lol

Overall a thoroughly awful punt and would not recommend to anyone, ever

Least she tried to tie in her slippers with the time of year.... 

As the others said, if she didn't match the photos in any shape or form, my foot wouldn't have crossed the threshold.

[The man1]

I know I know I’m hindsight I should have declined and reported her to watchdog for false advertising. There were other girls working from the flat so I assumed she was just showing me my room and ‘Melissa’ would appear at some point. She never did lol. Then after the 40min treasure hunt I felt I had to get something out of it. Awful decision from me but a clever ploy on her part lol

[The man1]

Update! Have been given the same address by at least 2 other profiles on viva street. Also heard from a fellow punter he saw about 10 mobile phones sitting on her table. Obviously has several fake profiles. Won’t post the full address but a street just off Lisburn road. House no 63. Avoid

[Car58]

Backpage is gone but anybody who is a member of vivastreet could report the ad .