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Offline BDiONU

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Was feeling horny and not in the mood for travel.   She says very very mature in the ad but I thought meh how bad can it be,  hhhhmmm!   Quick contact, near the BP in Portchester (actually) £70 for an hour full service.
Well she's about 70 :-( But I was horny.  Had stockings and suzzies on, dunno why as she is an old woman and needs an ironing.   Short massage to start, turned and she started OWO, quite good actually, no feel of teeth and they weren't in a glass at the side of the bed.   Then she suggested fucking, on with condom but there was no way it was happening.   Back to BJ, its like they say "whats the similarity between a BJ from an old woman and tightrope walking?"  "It's OK provided you don't look down"   Finished over her tits.   She is obviously very lonely, said I could go back any time even if just for a cuppa and a chat.

Deserving of the neutral because she is very keen and very willing, just not my cuppa java.

Offline DrConners

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Is there a way to unread something ? - I wish there was, your review for example  :D

Genuinely disturbing  :sarcastic:

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hi how did she look? good for her age ? big boobs hairy pussy ? be nice to know I'm very close to her might be ok for a quick unload lol cheers

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I had to check the date.
It's an April fool, right?  :lol:

Offline BDiONU

I had to check the date.
It's an April fool, right?  :lol:
I think Sandbells was ;-)

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hi how did she look? good for her age ? big boobs hairy pussy ? be nice to know I'm very close to her might be ok for a quick unload lol cheers

So you have been waiting for two years for someone close to you to turn up here?

sandbells

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well yeah sort of me wheelchair only has a five mile battery life

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Still do not know if she is attractive for her age.what her tits are like.hairy pussy or not.let us all know please. t

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....she started OWO, quite good actually, no feel of teeth and they weren't in a glass at the side of the bed.


She prolly had them in steradent in the bathroom.
Sounds like a nice gum job.

UGH

Guy

Offline nigel4498

well yeah sort of me wheelchair only has a five mile battery life

Brilliant post, absolute classic  :D :D :D

Offline BDiONU

Still do not know if she is attractive for her age.what her tits are like.hairy pussy or not.let us all know please. t
Seriously?  OK imagine your granny naked, exactly like that.   My post is more of a warning than a hot, sexy, chickiebabe review as most people seem to understand  :sarcastic: