External Link/Members OnlyDecided I'd pay another visit to Body Serenity in Bolton. Rang for an appointment and requested a time late afternoon. Was told someone was booked in at that time but there was an appointment straight after. Always a bit off-putting to be told that as a) you might bump in to the previous punter and b) she's been messing with somebody else immediately prior. But we're all big boys and know how this game works so I made the appointment. I was asked if we'd met before and I said it depends who I'm talking to. She said Penny. I'd seen her ad on AW and meant to see her at some point so thought that was a bonus. She also explained there was no shower at the Bolton place but she'd make up for it with a 'more sensual body-to-body'.
The venue in Bolton is in the centre, near the Parish Church, in a reasonably quiet back street. Parking is metered at £1.50 for an hour and a half in surrounding streets.
I knocked on the door and was let in by a stressed looking middle aged lady (early to mid fifties I'd say) who I thought was working the reception. However it was Penny. There were several bags of food shopping lying about which didn't really add to the ambience. I was asked my name and straight away asked for the money which always irks. So I handed over my £80 for the hour.
Was led upstairs to a small back room and told to undress whilst she went downstairs to "check the train times for my way home"! All the while the phone was ringing non-stop. For ten minutes into my hour appointment I waited whilst listening to her answering the phone to other punters and gassing to her daughter. She eventually came in the room with a mug of tea in her hand explaining she hadn't had a drink all day. Hardly a sensual or erotic start!
I lay on the bed and she proceeded to get undressed. Do not be fooled by the sexy looking photos on her web page. I don't like getting too personal when describing ladies but the description of herself 'I am a VERY busty brunette with a beautiful face and long shapely legs, a real woman's figure , slim with curves in all the right places' is wide of the mark. Think of your Mum naked or, for the younger lads, your Nan. The body of a lady in her fifties who's had a few kids. Not necessarily a bad thing but not what you might expect from her web page.
She then commenced the most half-hearted massage I've ever experienced, just circling her finger tips on my legs whilst telling me about her poorly grandchild, how she'd just been banned from driving, her son, daughter and all the things you want to hear about when you've paid for a sensual body-to-body massage. I even heard her yawn a couple of times. There was no back massage, 'accidental' touching of my cock or anything remotely sensual. She did however grab my hand and put it on her bum from which I assumed I was okay to touch. Not the case.
After a few minutes of this she invited me to massage her. She lay on her front and I massaged her. Her legs were clamped shut the whole time. When she'd had enough she jumped off the bed and told me to get back on the bed, face up this time. She climbed on the bed, rubbed her tits on my cock for a couple of minutes (that was the body-to-body taken care of) then literally drenched my cock in oil and proceeded to wank me quite vigorously which is a trick of the trade to make you cum quickly. I told her to slow down as I was going to cum (only about 30 minutes into my hour, including the 10 she was messing about downstairs). She suggested I massage her front while my cock calmed down. Again legs shut and when my hands went near her crotch her body language and movement suggested this was a no-no. She made me feel like a dirty old man.
By this stage I just wanted to get out of there. I got back on the bed and she again drenched my cock in oil and wanked me to completion. She then disappeared and brought in some hot water and towels to clean me up. The whole miserable experience had lasted 40 minutes, not the hour I'd paid for. I couldn't bring myself to point this out as I just wanted to leave.
Apologies for the length of the review but I had to try and convey the sheer awfulness of the experience. I've had many body-to-body massages at various places ranging from very sensual to almost full service. I know how to conduct myself and can read what is and isn't on offer. I've even seen a couple of girls at this Bolton venue in the past too. However his was the worst I've ever had.
I have no axe to grind with Penny as I've never seen her before. She may have been sensual once but to me she appears to be a cynical service provider who's been in the business too long and whose best days are behind her. She should pack it in if my experience of her is typical.
Avoid.
