External Link/Members OnlyWant an utterly bland parlour experience? Here's how.
Long massage to fill the time and reduce physical contact. Check
Swerves anything more than a peck for a kiss. Check
Blowjob from the very end of the bed so she's out of reach. Check.
Rides you with (astonishing) pelvic floor action so you cum quickly. Check
To be fair she was nice, has a great body and an arse Charlie Hutton would like to spank but zip in the way of spark, and I felt totally 'processed".
There are so many better girls out there - or indeed there. I had pretty much forgotten it by the time I was back in my car.
They make a great fuss on the website about her being Australian so I should at least be pleased she didn't sandpaper my balls...