External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only Saw crystals profile on Aw and liked what i saw.
Phoned her (as recommended) but got no answer.
Phoned again later but still no answer so left a message (as recommended).
A few hours later texted her and finally got a reply - set up a meeting for 10am 2 days later
Was sent the address: A large hotel complex on the outskirts of town. Normally i dont do hotel meets, I live in fear of being stopped by reception staff and questioned but I agreed to go ahead telling myself I was being paranoid.
The meet:
Texted her at 9 to confirm and was asked to delay the meet for 10mins - ok, fair enough.
After a 50min journey got there with 5mins to spare - perfect.
Texted to say i was in the car park, what room number?
Replied she was getting ready - 5mins.
15mins later l got a list of instructions as long as your arm to go thru the lobby, bear left, thru double doors, up stairs to 1st floor and TEXT AGAIN for room number.
Did this, managed to avoid the reception staff and got to 1st floor.
Texted again and received the room number.
After 5mins searching was obvious l was on the right floor but wrong wing.
I had to go back downstairs into the lobby where I was collared by reception staff! My nightmare come true!
I explained that I was looking for room number "999"
" oh yes? What is the name please?"
"Dont know, was asked to come here from work to pick up some papers" - quick thinking or what?
"I'll just call the room" -oh crap!
Finally got directions to the room which was on the RIGHT hand side of the lobby, not LEFT as she said, only to be greeted by a highly irritated Hungarian prozzy who started to berate me for getting the reception to phone her and now she couldnt work from there again.
I was tired, pissed off, stressed out and feeling highly conspicuous, I turned and walked away.
An hour later l got a text from her complaining that I had been indiscrete!
I informed that if she had known her left from her right there would have been no problem.
Got a "sorry" in reply
And to add insult to injury I wasted a bloody Viagra - those things aint cheap!
No way am I ever going to a hotel meet again, private homes only.
