I'll keep this fairly brief as we all have better things to do. Paid £80 for 30 mins +£20 for owo.
Let down by outcall girls as I often am, I'm then persuaded by my ballsack to make ill-advised incall bookings, and today was a good example. The fact that she is close to me and seems to have fairly solid AW feedback gave me some cause for optimism, and she was immediately available (which should have given me a moment's pause). In hindsight some of that aw feedback seems suspicious - I'm tempted to think there are numerous fake punter profiles set up to leave these girls effusive, glowing feedback.
Anyway, the flat itself is modern and just off the Old Kent Road. When she appeared from behind the door it became clear she was a woman in her late 30s, possibly even 40. Bit of a saggy belly, tits were OK if a bit droopy, and the face was alright, but a dab of makeup would have been nice. Bit of collagen on the arse but I don't think she's had a kid. I think it's the woman in the pictures, but she hasn't been 26 for several summers. Then it was just a catalogue of all the classic shit service phenomena; non-existent English/extra for owo/head turned away when I tried to kiss her/fiddling about with wet wipes before owo/trying to get me to cum the whole time/not shower fresh downstairs etc etc.
TBH the owo and the sex (in four positions) wasn't too bad though what lifts this from a negative to a neutral is the fact that I fired a magnificent jet of sticky white love piss all over her face - the opening volley hit her squarely on the forehead and started sliding down her nose while the second shot hit her lips. And she didn't complain though she clearly fucking hated it, just gulped and went "is OK". Good for her, I thought.
Anyway,aside from that it was a shit punt. Don't bother unless you live/are close by and are desperate for a pump and dump.
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