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Just a quick important note first that I saw Layla before she went on temporary leave and not since she's been back. So I'm going to say maybe a year and a half ago. However, seeing her profile back on the big booty thread I had to make a quick review.

Firstly, for guys like me into big asses yes her ass is huge and pictures accurate although she's also very tall and generally a big girl, a genuine BBW I would say. It's big but not shapely at all.

Secondly, facially she's very unattractive. So much so that when I saw her I pretty much avoided any kissing although I always enjoy kissing in all my meets. She's actually below average facially as in I can't even use the nice "girl next door looking" impression all you fellas call the unattractive girls. A 4 or 5 out of 10 is being generous.   

Lastly, she's how do I put it. Bizarre and weird and just uncomfortable to be around in a booking, back then of course maybe she's changed. I paid I think £200 for the hour and left early. She has social media which demonstrates her hippy dippy persona and will give you a great idea of the type of person you will meet.

I met her I think near Old Street although her profile now says Baker Street. It was a decent clean place nothing special but not a bad area at all. In terms of services I remember oral without and doggy. No idea if she kisses as wasn't keen to find out.
 
Hope this helps but yes as you can imagine memory a little hazy from over a year ago. I just distinctively remember her being off and slightly crazy and has always stuck in my mind our bizarre meeting and my wasted £200 so thought a review is defo in order as a warning.

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£300 for 1 hour for that ??  :wackogirl:

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£300 for 1 hour for that ??  :wackogirl:

She’s a good punt, but she’s having a laugh with those prices lol.

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That bum looks like it could flap in the wind its looks so loose

Shes a big unit IMO

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And a £20 deposit prior to punt...

She’s having a fucking laugh.

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She’s a good punt, but she’s having a laugh with those prices lol.

At the time I saw her it was £200 an hour but even that was huge waste of money.

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And a £20 deposit prior to punt...

She’s having a fucking laugh.

Yeah she's a fat girl (aka bbw to be nice). Her waist self proclaimed on her profile is 34 inches which is legit BBW fat girl status. A girl with a 26 inch waist and 40 hips is "thick". A 34 inch waist and 54 hips is fat plain and simple.

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Yeah she's a fat girl (aka bbw to be nice). Her waist self proclaimed on her profile is 34 inches which is legit BBW fat girl status. A girl with a 26 inch waist and 40 hips is "thick". A 34 inch waist and 54 hips is fat plain and simple.

Is a 34 " waist a legit BBW fat girl?  :unknown:

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And a £20 deposit prior to punt...

She’s having a fucking laugh.

When I saw her she didn't have this policy in place but yes agreed never in a million years would I pay an escort a deposit particularly this ditzy hippy dippy one

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Is a 34 " waist a legit BBW fat girl?  :unknown:

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Yes mate don't kid youself. Grown men who may have let themselves go a bit have a 32 inch waist let alone 34. I have a 34 inch waist and I haven't exercised a day in 40 years. You telling me a woman who naturally should have a small waist isn't a bbw with 34 inches lmao. Look up any instagram hottie natural or not and good luck finding a non-bbw with a waist more than 26


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Yes mate don't kid youself. Grown men who may have let themselves go a bit have a 32 inch waist let alone 34. I have a 34 inch waist and I haven't exercised a day in 40 years. You telling me a woman who naturally should have a small waist isn't a bbw with 34 inches lmao. Look up any instagram hottie natural or not and good luck finding a non-bbw with a waist more than 26

I don't know that's why I asked. My estimation is concluded by dress size as opposed to waist
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I don't know that's why I asked. My estimation is concluded by dress size as opposed to waist

Waist size has been and always will be the true test of whether a girl has a nice arse or not.  A girl could have hips/ass of 34 inches but if her waist is 22 inches her booty will be inevitably delicious. Dress size is decided by women so cannot be trusted.  A dress size you can play around with but a small waist is a small  waist. 

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Waist size has been and always will be the true test of whether a girl has a nice arse or not.  A girl could have hips/ass of 34 inches but if her waist is 22 inches her booty will be inevitably delicious. Dress size is decided by women so cannot be trusted.  A dress size you can play around with but a small waist is a small  waist.

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Waist size has been and always will be the true test of whether a girl has a nice arse or not.  A girl could have hips/ass of 34 inches but if her waist is 22 inches her booty will be inevitably delicious. Dress size is decided by women so cannot be trusted.  A dress size you can play around with but a small waist is a small  waist.

Cheers,

I think it depends what one means by a nice butt, we have many of these subjective reasonings in the Bubble Butt Thread  :P

I think there may be a conflation of things here

If it is a 'nice butt' then I guess we are discussing the amount of fat and/or muscle development on the bottom as well as the VW (curvature of spine), it's possible to add a wide hip in some cases, symmetry etc.

Although a small waist with a big bottom can help accentuate the illusion of a much larger rear - so I agree with you here. The size of the waist per se, however, plays no factor IMHO.

As for larger ladies and by that with waist 34 inches I still maintain that it does not affect the overall shape of a nice bum in some WGs. It will do if your yardstick is based upon the best waist to ass ratio. I suspect this is what you are really discussing. Am I right?

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Yes mate don't kid youself. Grown men who may have let themselves go a bit have a 32 inch waist let alone 34. I have a 34 inch waist and I haven't exercised a day in 40 years. You telling me a woman who naturally should have a small waist isn't a bbw with 34 inches lmao. Look up any instagram hottie natural or not and good luck finding a non-bbw with a waist more than 26

?? this is subjective surely LOL

The waist thing in particular depends on the body type....am not saying she isnt fat, i wouldnt know i havent seen her, but someone can be broad boned / sized and not have "let go of themselves"

the prices are kind of high for the services she does offer.

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Waist size has been and always will be the true test of whether a girl has a nice arse or not.  A girl could have hips/ass of 34 inches but if her waist is 22 inches her booty will be inevitably delicious. Dress size is decided by women so cannot be trusted.  A dress size you can play around with but a small waist is a small  waist.

aahhh i see...a purist!!!

yeah to you only a certain body type makes the cut.....i got you now....

i prefer a strong ratio and very good "V-W" scale profile.

if her waist was 34'' and hips 54.....but NO "VW" then no thanks...but that proportion and Really good VW? ...am all in there.

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Cheers,

I think it depends what one means by a nice butt, we have many of these subjective reasonings in the Bubble Butt Thread  :P

I think there may be a conflation of things here

If it is a 'nice butt' then I guess we are discussing the amount of fat and/or muscle development on the bottom as well as the VW (curvature of spine), it's possible to add a wide hip in some cases, symmetry etc.

Although a small waist with a big bottom can help accentuate the illusion of a much larger rear - so I agree with you here. The size of the waist per se, however, plays no factor IMHO.

As for larger ladies and by that with waist 34 inches I still maintain that it does not affect the overall shape of a nice bum in some WGs. It will do if your yardstick is based upon the best waist to ass ratio. I suspect this is what you are really discussing. Am I right?

PP..... i can see you are coming over to my side  :thumbsup:. Come on now man, pull up a chair... :drinks:



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fucking hell!!

That second photo!!

You know what i know different strokes for different folks and all that BS, BUT i dont know why guys mention this woman she looks like a fucking obese walrus.

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You know what i know different strokes for different folks and all that BS, BUT i dont know why guys mention this woman she looks like a fucking obese walrus.

Her hype must have been real at some time.

probably depression and laziness made her get that way...the second photo is REALLY worrying compared to her profile pics.

Hey as long as she is happy and getting paid i really shouldnt judge the woman. People are obviously paying her otherwise she wouldnt be having those prices

.......but she is MASSIVE!!!! :scare:

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...fuck is going on with her feet in the first photo?

Did the photographer not tell her they caught some dirt? or maybe that was part of the 'realness' of the photo


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Bubble butt is purely as asthetic thing. How it looks. Fat or muscle content of the butt doesn’t really come into it. Although some will say it’s supposed to be tight. Which discounts 80% of the ‘entrants’ in the bubble butt thread.

Some of you are getting it all wrong. Hip to butt ratio can help. It can also deceive. Not hard to tell in person though.

This one, is a big chick. Simple. She may not be as fat as the pics BM has posted any more but she’s not a slim waisted chick with a bubble. She’s a large woman, with a big arse. It’s big and her waist is smaller then the width of her hips.

Look up bubble butt on google, examples are never fat chicks that happen to have a good ass to hip
Ratio.

Either way, deposits and prices that high is a joke. Be interesting to see if she will lower them to increase demand. I mean she’s not been back in the country long so probably needs the income having been travelling.

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Do people seriously pay to fuck that  :vomit: :vomit:

Yep its fucking crazy  :thumbsdown: but who am i to tell another how to spend their money, but i would not pay to fuck her thats for sure.

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Wheres your review buddy?  :lol:

Edit arms look like dough balls and her feet look filthy in pic 1 or low circulation

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Wheres your review buddy?  :lol:

Go troll else where, this is GROWN FOLKS BUSINESS  :hi:

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How else could she of looked? lool



When I saw layla back in the day (had to be 4-5/ years ago now), things were like this...which was spot on imo.

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Bubble butt is purely as asthetic thing. How it looks. Fat or muscle content of the butt doesn’t really come into it. Although some will say it’s supposed to be tight. Which discounts 80% of the ‘entrants’ in the bubble butt thread.

Some of you are getting it all wrong. Hip to butt ratio can help. It can also deceive. Not hard to tell in person though.

This one, is a big chick. Simple. She may not be as fat as the pics BM has posted any more but she’s not a slim waisted chick with a bubble. She’s a large woman, with a big arse. It’s big and her waist is smaller then the width of her hips.

Look up bubble butt on google, examples are never fat chicks that happen to have a good ass to hip
Ratio.

Either way, deposits and prices that high is a joke. Be interesting to see if she will lower them to increase demand. I mean she’s not been back in the country long so probably needs the income having been travelling.

right so you're saying she has probably dropped a size or 20? i can see what you mean. but as you say...still expensive. half an hour same price as KDD full hour but only 1/10 th  of the services??

but am interested in your theory of good nice big arses vs bubble butts

some kind of perspective is in order........do you for instance think black cherokee, pinky have bubbles?  I would imagine that sophia castello/monica santiago would be guaranteed to be in the bubble but i am interested about cherokee and pinky as they are thicker women and their asses are not actually "tight & toned" they bounce and have serious jelly...

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You know what i know different strokes for different folks and all that BS, BUT i dont know why guys mention this woman she looks like a fucking obese walrus.

Walrus  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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right so you're saying she has probably dropped a size or 20? i can see what you mean. but as you say...still expensive. half an hour same price as KDD full hour but only 1/10 th  of the services??

but am interested in your theory of good nice big arses vs bubble butts

some kind of perspective is in order........do you for instance think black cherokee, pinky have bubbles?  I would imagine that sophia castello/monica santiago would be guaranteed to be in the bubble but i am interested about cherokee and pinky as they are thicker women and their asses are not actually "tight & toned" they bounce and have serious jelly...

She doesn’t appear as big as those skin head pics now. But like I said, she’s still a big girl.

Pink in in her early days, yeah possibly. But she was always, back then, advertised as an onion booty over bubble. Now she just has a fat ass.

I think people confuse bubble butt with big butts and unfortunately fat butts, as they may have a slim waist. Both (bubble and big) can be appealing.... onion booty, an ass so good that it makes you cry lol.

Jen settler has a small bubble butt, Jlo has a bigger bubble butt. Neither are fat jiggly puff asses flopping and lumpy lol.




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Im confused, lol, is this how she looks like now? I havent seen these pics before, ive had her on my hotlist for years, never seen her that big, thats a unit and a half. :music:

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Im confused, lol, is this how she looks like now? I havent seen these pics before, ive had her on my hotlist for years, never seen her that big, thats a unit and a half. :music:

These are old pics of her, i put them up as there were no clear face pics of her.
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She doesn’t appear as big as those skin head pics now. But like I said, she’s still a big girl.

Pink in in her early days, yeah possibly. But she was always, back then, advertised as an onion booty over bubble. Now she just has a fat ass.

I think people confuse bubble butt with big butts and unfortunately fat butts, as they may have a slim waist. Both (bubble and big) can be appealing.... onion booty, an ass so good that it makes you cry lol.

Jen settler has a small bubble butt, Jlo has a bigger bubble butt. Neither are fat jiggly puff asses flopping and lumpy lol.

right, then my priority is Big bubble butts....but big butts (no matter content) with a slim waist line ration wise...is a close second for me...i.e very do able

but back to layla.....she can be a big girl and still have a great ass which is what i was getting at before BM exposed her as a potential walrus,,,...those original ones are niiiiice..and deserve a good seeing to...but the price is stupendous

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These are old pics of her, i put them up as there were no clear face pics of her.

Jesus Christ thats even worse then, I was trolling you as I thought you where trolling with the pics. Wow she is HUGE here.

So shes bigger or smaller now?, anyway each to their own

 :hi:

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Jesus Christ thats even worse then, I was trolling you as I thought you where trolling with the pics. Wow she is HUGE here.

So shes bigger or smaller now?, anyway each to their own

 :hi:

Going by what I’ve seen she is not as large as the skin head photos. Bigger than the second lot of photos posted by BM though I’ve no idea if the pics on her AW are recent or old, but I’d bet they are old.


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aahhh i see...a purist!!!

yeah to you only a certain body type makes the cut.....i got you now....

i prefer a strong ratio and very good "V-W" scale profile.

if her waist was 34'' and hips 54.....but NO "VW" then no thanks...but that proportion and Really good VW? ...am all in there.

The VW is critical or should that be pivotal how the spine attaches itself to the pelvis  ;) . Otherwise it is going to lead to as Trenlover rightly describes  :P

while walking around the gym today observing all the women in tight clothing it became so very apparent how important lumber spine curvature is to attractiveness.

I saw one girl who was pretty with a nice shape from the front, but she was completely flat from the side, her arse didnt stick out barely a millimeter and the line down her back to her bum was flat as a pancake. was ugly as fuck.
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PP..... i can see you are coming over to my side  :thumbsup:. Come on now man, pull up a chair... :drinks:

Thank you good Sir!!

I was merely trying to abide by Punther's will on the Bubble Butt thread by and large  ;)
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but am interested in your theory of good nice big arses vs bubble butts

some kind of perspective is in order........do you for instance think black cherokee, pinky have bubbles?  I would imagine that sophia castello/monica santiago would be guaranteed to be in the bubble but i am interested about cherokee and pinky as they are thicker women and their asses are not actually "tight & toned" they bounce and have serious jelly...

If I may... :hi:

Science reveals that the major key factors in a 'nice' rear are muscle, fat deposits and VW...but VW seem to be most important I guess probably because it can help to accentuate even the smallest of rear let alone an average to a large one and it is also a very rare quality.



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These silhouettes all exhibit identical buttock protrusion but it is due to different reasons such as excess muscle (a), fat (b) and vertebral wedging( c). The participants found the vertebral wedging was most attractive





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LOOOOOOL you're all sad cunts. 😂😂😂

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LOOOOOOL you're all sad cunts. 😂😂😂

Thread just got interesting.

edit* modified a patronising comment i made to her..no need for that, not from me anyway especially as she is not here to represent herself after her comments
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LOOOOOOL you're all sad cunts. 😂😂😂

I wonder which white knight reported this thread back to her  :unknown: some guys really can't help themselves  :dash:

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LOOOOOOL you're all sad cunts. 😂😂😂

LOOOOL looks like your dusty cunt is the one taking the toll  :lol: :lol:

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LOOOOL looks like your dusty cunt is the one taking the toll  :lol: :lol:

It’s dusty as she is a fat pro$$ie charging double what you can get a decent one for  :hi:

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I wonder which white knight reported this thread back to her  :unknown: some guys really can't help themselves  :dash:

Power of the pussy! People actually think it gets them something.... from a prossie no less lol.

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LOOOOOOL you're all sad cunts. 😂😂😂

Look who’s talking. :lol:
 

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I wonder which white knight reported this thread back to her  :unknown: some guys really can't help themselves  :dash:

Indeed

neither can she by the looks of it. she felt the need to repsond her insecurity and combativeness coming through
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