Hi.
First review and I wish it were a better one to bring to the party!
Let down by my arranged punt last minute (not the first time and wont be the last). Wont name and shame on this occasion as the reasons seemed genuine
but maybe I'm being
gullible. Disappointing as she's been on the hit list for a while and the stars had aligned - or do I thought. So after a quick search on a/w plus a couple of frantic texts to 'previous' encounters, I decided to opt for someone new as that had been the original plan.
Quick response later with a come straight away text and I was on my way to Watford (this should have been a clue as the good ones are generally booked!
) Good coms about parking, called when there to get flat number - which was round the corner as part of a big block of flats. Voice on the phone was not my girl - in fact sounded more like a bloke or a 70year old bird on 40 rothmans a day!
but a text duly came through with the flat number and up I headed. Profile link here:-
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External Link/Members OnlySo - jesika is not unattractive - but certainly not quite up to the profile pics but definitely her. Nice flat, very clean and tidy bathroom with towels and toiletries available. However jesika does not speak a word of English so things started going down hill pretty quickly.
Shower done so I was ready for some slow and sloppy OWO which is a fav of mine. Started pretty well, however me trying to explain - slow down love, let me enjoy this , she took it to mean 'thats enough whip a raincoat on'. Misunderstanding her intentions - I assumed wrongly that this was her plan to make it last - but no she was on top quick as a flash and pop no1 done in 5 mins flat. Probably my fault but communication a massive issue.
Fair play to her - out with the oil and proceeds to give a back then legs and bum massage with some cheeky ball tickling to get things moving again which she did successfully. OK I think - maybe this will end OK after all, but it's all a bit rushed. Another raincoat goes on and the oral continues which I'm starting to enjoy and making appreciative noises, and low and behold after about a minute she's back on top and bouncing away again. It's not really doing it though - so a spin around for some doggy, then closed legs doggy (whatever that's called) and I'm banging away for dear life. Should have kept my bloody jawbone on for some extra steps! That's not working - so fair play to her again - off with the raincoat - out with the lube and she's trying to pull me off over her chest. Again it's all a bit rushed, another change of positions and she's tugging away from behind but it's all done and dusted (mainly in my head) and not going to happen.
Shower no2, dressed and out the door after about 50mins of an hour punt and 140quid worse off.
Got to give a neutral as it was impossible to communicate what I was after and she didn't really try to understand too much as far as i could tell. Was certainly no attempt at GFE - however she did try hard to make it work - maybe we just didn't click.
Moral of the story - go see here if you can speak Spanish! or let her know in advance better than I did what's on your list.
I've had worse, but I've also had much much better - as was my original plan darn it
As per the start - this was my first review so I hope useful and saves another the same experience.
