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[Silver Birch]

No matter what your mummy told you, guys with small cocks are not necessarily the norm 

Of course not, guys with 'average' cocks are the norm. The problem lies in what my mummy told me was 'average' 

[CatBBW]

The reason why Hendrix purchased the services of 2 male prostitutes instead of picking a couple of randoms off the street, is the same reason why I advise my male friends who have specific kinks/fantasies to find a pay-for-play lady rather than picking up a woman in a club and leaving it to chance.

Hendrix wanted a service, paid for it, got it. That is money well spent for hendrix.

[fredpunter]

It isn't money well spent, because you can pop into the pub next door and get the same product for a fraction of the cost 

Aaaagggghhhhhh but that is the whole point. In this case if what you want is not available anywhere else then you either pay the asking price or go without. And I am inclined to the view that not many on here would fulfil hendrix's fantasy.

[Daffodil]

Aaaagggghhhhhh but that is the whole point. In this case if what you want is not available anywhere else then you either pay the asking price or go without. And I am inclined to the view that not many on here would fulfil hendrix's fantasy.

If that is your point then you should have made it in your previous post.

If you truly believe that finding two guys, with whatever sized cock, to fuck a prossie requires an outlay of close to half a grand then that's fine. I don't believe that, which is my point. As such, in my view, it is money poorly spent 

[hendrix]

No matter what your mummy told you, guys with small cocks are not necessarily the norm 

Brilliant! Mummy insults! That settles the matter. I hope you earn lots of money with your massive cock and epic fucking skills. Strange that you're paying for sex though with your talents. What a waste of money.

[fredpunter]

If that is your point then you should have made it in your previous post.

I thought I did quite clearly but I guess not 

anyway, bored now ....

[Flemstone]

I'm the mug with a 70% failure rate. About 2 out of 3 punts are not  great, average or below. I think this is generally the average? Basically I'd give about 30% of my punts positive feedback.

[King Nuts]

Hendrix, thanks for sharing. Sounds like an epic event. Not the sort of thing I'd have gone for, but it's your money and fair play to you for sharing.

Years back, I once spent what I would now think is ridiculous money on one particular tart, but she was as hot as hell and the memory of one particular event with her is crystal clear some ten years later.

It's a bit like holidays - we're paying not just for the experience but for the memory.

[niceguyjames]

Guys I think the worst case scenario here is Hendrix overpaid. BUT he booked a girl and a guy with great feedback. He knew they would provide a good performance and all with the confidence of discreteness so all in all he and the others had a great time.....

I can't see why so many are having a go at him, especially when he provides some great reports on the girls he see's

[Thepacifist]

'Are you experienced?' 

[andrei]

i dont want to get into the whole "did he overpay, was it worth the money" debate but some of the ways hendrix is describing the guys he used, sounds like maybe he not 100% into womankind

thats not meant to be a insult, just some of your descriptive statements seems to go a little overboard if you catch my drift

[Wiltsboy01]

i dont want to get into the whole "did he overpay, was it worth the money" debate but some of the ways hendrix is describing the guys he used, sounds like maybe he not 100% into womankind

thats not meant to be a insult, just some of your descriptive statements seems to go a little overboard if you catch my drift

I got that drift too.

That's the fun of this though - whatever you want, whenever you want it.  It would take 1000 years for that scenario to come up by chance on a Saturday night. It's his for £500

[CatBBW]

i dont want to get into the whole "did he overpay, was it worth the money" debate but some of the ways hendrix is describing the guys he used, sounds like maybe he not 100% into womankind

thats not meant to be a insult, just some of your descriptive statements seems to go a little overboard if you catch my drift

So what? All 3 people he booked, paid for and reviewed were prostitutes, so it doesn't matter whether hendrix loves big black cocks or bright pink pussies or a bit of both. He had a good time.

[Daffodil]

I thought I did quite clearly but I guess not 

anyway, bored now ....

I made a point and then used an analogy to illustrate it.

You made an analogy without ever making a point 

[Flemstone]

Isn't it cheaper just to go to a live sex show? I lived in Holland for a year, it doesn't cost much to go and watch one. Then bang a hooker afterwards. Preferably one who has just taken a shower and is still wearing a gown.

[Daffodil]

Isn't it cheaper just to go to a live sex show? I lived in Holland for a year, it doesn't cost much to go and watch one. Then bang a hooker afterwards. Preferably one who has just taken a shower and is still wearing a gown.

There are many, many ways to get this cheaper than hendrix paid, but what's that saying about a fool and his money? 

[Flemstone]

Well £500 is about my monthly budget. About 8 - 10 girls a month and 5 - 7 of them are not worth positive feedback. I've tag teamed a few girls with mates back in the day. I went arse to mouth with the one girl, and watched my mate kiss her afterwards. Poor bastard had no idea until I told him a week later. I don't think its hard to get into this situation, perhaps finding guys with huge dicks is? 

I prefer 2 girls to 2 guys. Make that three guys in his case. Sloppy thirds and paying for it.

[hendrix]

There are many, many ways to get this cheaper than hendrix paid, but what's that saying about a fool and his money? 

Funny that you haven't come up with one yet then eh? From "lots of suitable guys here" to "guys of whichever size" - it appears that you can't meet the requirements. What's that saying about all mouth and trousers?   

[Daffodil]

Funny that you haven't come up with one yet then eh? From "lots of suitable guys here" to "guys of whichever size" - it appears that you can't meet the requirements. What's that saying about all mouth and trousers?   

I haven't been looking 

[smiths]

Isn't it cheaper just to go to a live sex show? I lived in Holland for a year, it doesn't cost much to go and watch one. Then bang a hooker afterwards. Preferably one who has just taken a shower and is still wearing a gown.

From what i gather by the OPs review the cost isnt the most important factor to him, having a good punt was, his money so his business how he spends it. This would be a never for me outside a sex party and even then i wouldnt pay for the services of a man, but of course its each to their own.

[andrei]

So what? All 3 people he booked, paid for and reviewed were prostitutes, so it doesn't matter whether hendrix loves big black cocks or bright pink pussies or a bit of both. He had a good time.

so, am i not entitled to give my opinion? thats what i was doing if you want a answer to your "so what"

[Sirlancelottt]

This is on my bucket list. I'm totally into Gangland, blacksonblondes, monsters of cock. Sounds like you had the time of your life. good on you mate.

[hendrix]

I haven't been looking 

Hendrix - I just bought a Ferrari for. 400,000
Daffodil - That's mental, you could have had a car for 800
Hendri. - Er, I wanted a Ferrari

Daffodil - I can get you a Ferrari for 800, exactly the same car
Hendrix - Wow! Ok, where do I get one. It has to be the same quality ok?
Daffodil - Um, well, it's the same colour as the Ferrari.
Hendrix - That's not the same.
Daffodil - I haven't been looking for a Ferrari but I know I could get one for 800.

End of conversation.

[hendrix]

This is on my bucket list. I'm totally into Gangland, blacksonblondes, monsters of cock. Sounds like you had the time of your life. good on you mate.

Cheers, it was totally fucking epic. Next time Alex from Maxes will be joining!

[Daffodil]

Hendrix - I just bought a Ferrari for. 400,000
Daffodil - That's mental, you could have had a car for 800
Hendri. - Er, I wanted a Ferrari

Daffodil - I can get you a Ferrari for 800, exactly the same car
Hendrix - Wow! Ok, where do I get one. It has to be the same quality ok?
Daffodil - Um, well, it's the same colour as the Ferrari.
Hendrix - That's not the same.
Daffodil - I haven't been looking for a Ferrari but I know I could get one for 800.

End of conversation.

Look, two black male prossies do not equate to a ferrari, no matter how much you enjoy their cocks.

Men will fuck anything given half a chance. For free. I'm beginning to see this might be news to you, so you're welcome. I'm sure I've saved you some money for next time 

[Flemstone]

I think after you've done something like this, its going to be hard to be romantic. I'm still looking to have normal relationships with woman. I've just got divorced after being married for six years. And was kept sexless for quite a long time. So now I bang prossies.  I've done and can do things far more interesting and more epic than sex. Then again I'm an adrenalin junkie. I suppose those two black blokes holding me down and fucking me will get the adrenalin flowing.

I'm nearly 40 and I don't and have never had a bucket list. I look at what other people have got and have pretty much done what they want to do.  So for the time being I'll be nailing cheap ugly non English speaking prossies. And then enjoy writing negative reviews about how shit they were. Its part of the fun but I'm not a fuck going to take this seriously.

Just two questions Hendrix. What next? And did you look at the two blokes arseholes while they banged her?

[KentAde]

Jeez....I bet Hendrix wishes he'd never have posted this FR now! 

[Tjkooker]

Fair play to you Hendrix. You had an itch and the money to pay for it.
I'm planning something 99% of guys in here would ridicule me for it. I too will put the full review up here if it goes ahead. My last plan for similar backfired so I'm not discussing till it happens.

[fredpunter]

I made a point and then used an analogy to illustrate it.

You made an analogy without ever making a point 

Now not only am i still bored but I suspect everyone else is as well. It's his money, he enjoyed what he spent it on, why can't you let that go? Why do you care what he spent it on? I bought a bottle of hine vsop fine champagne cognac last week, it cost over 40 quid. I could have bought sainsburys cognac instead. It would have cost me less than 20. But I know I like hine vsop etc

So now tell me I have wasted my money and for fucks sake give hendrix a break.

[Daffodil]

Now not only am i still bored but I suspect everyone else is as well. It's his money, he enjoyed what he spent it on, why can't you let that go? Why do you care what he spent it on? I bought a bottle of hine vsop fine champagne cognac last week, it cost over 40 quid. I could have bought sainsburys cognac instead. It would have cost me less than 20. But I know I like hine vsop etc

So now tell me I have wasted my money and for fucks sake give hendrix a break.

Here's an idea, if you're bored of the thread how about you don't read the thread? Hey presto 

[hendrix]

Look, two black male prossies do not equate to a ferrari, no matter how much you enjoy their cocks.

Men will fuck anything given half a chance. For free. I'm beginning to see this might be news to you, so you're welcome. I'm sure I've saved you some money for next time 

Which men? I keep telling you that in order to get this well paid gig, you need to be 10 inches and possess total porn fuck skills but you keep avoiding the issue  Daffy :lol; Look, whatever your prossies might tell you, in some cases, size does matter. The fact that you can't deliver on your statement about this experience being freely available is really just making you look a bit like the green eyed monster has visited you. Enjoy your vanilla and disappointing punts

[carlisle78]

Jeez....I bet Hendrix wishes he'd never have posted this FR now! 

I'm glad he did - it's great fun!

[hendrix]

Jeez....I bet Hendrix wishes he'd never have posted this FR now! 

Not at all Ade, some of the bitterness is highly entertaining

[Daffodil]

Which men? I keep telling you that in order to get this well paid gig, you need to be 10 inches and possess total porn fuck skills but you keep avoiding the issue  Daffy :lol; Look, whatever your prossies might tell you, in some cases, size does matter. The fact that you can't deliver on your statement about this experience being freely available is really just making you look a bit like the green eyed monster has visited you. Enjoy your vanilla and disappointing punts

Paying two guys to fuck a prossie? Jealous I'm not.

Size mattering? I'll take your word for it, sounds like you have the necessary experience 

I have no problem with your fantasy, you being bi, or whatever, but you wasted your money 

[Flemstone]

I live in Haringey and work in Hackney. Plenty of black blokes around here that I could get to pound a hooker. In fact I work with half a dozen black blokes that you might be interested in. I can just imagine the jokes they'd be making getting paid to have sex by a white guy. Sorry I'm assuming you're white?

When I watch porn I don't look at the guy. I'm personally terrified I might see his arsehole.

[hendrix]

Paying two guys to fuck a prossie? Jealous I'm not.

Size mattering? I'll take your word for it, sounds like you have the necessary experience 

I have no problem with your fantasy, you being bi, or whatever, but you wasted your money 

Saying something unproven over and over again doesn't make it  true however, I respect your valuable personal experience in  this matter.

[Festisio]

This thread will be a useful resource for me if I ever turn bisexual and wish to give two donkey-cocked black men hundreds of pounds to fuck a whore.

[smiths]

I'm glad he did - it's great fun!

I agree, its good to read of something a bit different in a review in my view. I was at a party a couple of weeks ago where a Lexington Steele cockalike turned up, i closely looked at his cock and thought what a handicap that must be, and indeed the WGs were complaining about it, too big, too much girth. In fact i have heard other party WGs say the same a number of times over the years about punters with big cocks. Its not all its cracked up to be in punting especially if a punter wants Anal. 

[hendrix]

Just two questions Hendrix. What next? And did you look at the two blokes arseholes while they banged her?

Well, I have a 5 bi-girl reverse gangbang planned, definitely a waste of money as daffy knows loads of hot girls that'll do this for free, but I'll have to pay 

I can't say I noticed the guys arseholes but it wouldn't scare me if I had. If you find the sight of another's guys arse or cock makes you feel tingly and confused, you should talk to someone about it. Talk to Festisio, he seems to have the same symptoms

[hendrix]

I agree, its good to read of something a bit different in a review in my view. I was at a party a couple of weeks ago where a Lexington Steele cockalike turned up, i closely looked at his cock and thought what a handicap that must be, and indeed the WGs were complaining about it, too big, too much girth. In fact i have heard other party WGs say the same a number of times over the years about punters with big cocks. Its not all its cracked up to be in punting especially if a punter wants Anal. 

Absolutely correct smiths  In many punting scenarios, average size is best. This was something specific, with a girl very happy to test her limits

[Flemstone]

Ah so you do look at their arseholes while they're fucking.

[smiths]

Absolutely correct smiths  In many punting scenarios, average size is best. This was something specific, with a girl very happy to test her limits

Yes, seems she matched your hardcore requirements, and a 5 bi-girl punt next, sounds good, although girl-on-girl makes me heave nowadays so it would be strictly them concentrating their attentions on me. Go for it i say, you only live once, unless you believe in re-incarnation.

[hendrix]

Ah so you do look at their arseholes while they're fucking.

"I can't say I noticed". Reading is fundamental. This may explain  your punting failue rate.

[CatBBW]

Loving the arsehole fear on this thread. Making me laugh out loud! 

[bluto]

On principle I agree with Daffodil's opinion on this matter but he could have made his point without being an incessant cunt.   

[Daffodil]

Saying something unproven over and over again doesn't make it  true however, I respect your valuable personal experience in  this matter.

I can say the exact same to you 

[Flemstone]

Hendrix you are clearly in denial. Can't say you noticed? Well you did pick up on the size of their cocks, and you were clearly in awe of it. Are you honestly saying that in an entire hour of close ups of two blokes, you didn't see their arseholes? You've also said you don't have a problem seeing their holes.

I personally don't think you've been honest throughout this thread. Clearly nobody on here has got a problem with you being bisexual.

[hendrix]

Loving the arsehole fear on this thread. Making me laugh out loud! 

Me too! Flemstone is the only one going on about arseholes, but thinks I'm in denial! I think his punting failure rate might be down to punting with the wrong gender!

[Daffodil]

Saying something unproven over and over again doesn't make it  true however, I respect your valuable personal experience in  this matter.

To prove a point I've emailed three guys on AW who are 'hung' to see if they'd meet me and a girl for free. Within a minute or two, one emailed back to say he would. The other two are yet to read their messages.

I'll do a screen-grab later (when home) and I'm happy to pm anybody the profile link.

This took me about five minutes using a 'cut and paste' message and I already have a 'hung' guy for you Hendrix 

As I've said, I have no problem with your fantasy (and even see the appeal), but to pay guys to fuck a prossie is a waste of money 

[hendrix]

To prove a point I've emailed three guys on AW who are 'hung' to see if they'd meet me and a girl for free. Within a minute or two, one emailed back to say he would. The other two are yet to read their messages.

I'll do a screen-grab later (when home) and I'm happy to pm anybody the profile link.

This took me about five minutes using a 'cut and paste' message and I already have a 'hung' guy for you Hendrix 

As I've said, I have no problem with your fantasy (and even see the appeal), but to pay guys to fuck a prossie is a waste of money 

Well, thank you, that's very helpful and exactly what I asked for. Please pm me the details and I assume you're vouching for their reliability and abilities to meet all the requirements