Author Topic: OMFG Iren Brighton/Hove!! saggy in not the word......  (Read 1354 times)

Offline officer69

Hi guys...I now understand what TOFTT actually means..... External Link/Members Only I visited this 'lady' the other day after seeing her pics and various adverts including this one with the reviews....doh what a muppet I must still be...... Texts were ok postcode and list of 'donations' for various services. Told easy parking, Farm Road Hove no such bloody thing I nearly drove away.....shame I didn't in hindsight oh well 20/20 vision in hindsight eh  :dash: Though she doesn't look to bad in the advert. I quote " Iren is an attractive and sophisticated girl. She is 24 year old from UK. She will relieve your stress and help to regain your lost energy. She provides Tantric massage, Prostate massage & Lingam massage."

After the parking trouble I had no trouble in finding the flat and was buzzed up. met by the girl in the pics, however they do look now about 5 years ago so facially not to bad. took the folding stuff and went to freshen up whilst I was told to lie on the bed. Now at this point she still had a 'flouncy' dress on which hid a multitude of sins as I discovered on the turn over..... I was face down on the bed when she came back in and started to get her kit off. At this point I didn't look... probably best because if I did at that stage I really don't think I would have stayed. Now this was a £120 punt so i was expecting nice things especially given her advert....massage okish not a lot of swipes or anything else at that point. She then started the old B2B bit and wiping her massive bangers all over my back legs and and neck..... it was at this point I started to get concerned as every now and then I can only describe it as a 'brillo pad' experience happened and I thought oh no.... at this point she asked me to turn over and I am sorry to say  :scare: she had the biggest saggiest belly I have EVER seen...... the folds of the skin fell down around her spiky pussy to the extent you could hardly see it..... OMFG This is NOT what i like or to be fair expected..... it was horrible, in my opinion other people may love it but not for me. She then started on the front and I only managed to be able to come by sticking the little fella inbetween her tits and not looking at any thing else.....

Should this be negative? Maybe but I suppose giving the benefit of the doubt the girl didn't actually do much wrong except charge a fortune for basically a bot of B2B and hand job..... maybe my fault for not trusting that as she had no reviews on here than it may be ok.... how wrong I was.... :dash: this is just my opinion......

Offline jacobs1

pretty sure theres about 6 adverts of supermodel pics that all link back to this one woman lol