Author Topic: Sophia ( Lithuanian ) NTS NewTown Sauna Edinburgh ( 19 yrs TOFFT )  (Read 4423 times)

Offline hmscossack

I decided this weekend to visit the Newtown Sauna ( NTS)  , at 17b Hart Street, Edinburgh EH1 1RN ( tel 0131 557 3615 )
Yet again , I have never been here before - so I will provide a more in-depth review than normal  - so that others visiting for the 1st time , have an exact idea of what to expect .
and again , If the review is a bit long , sorry , its for people not familiar with Edinburgh or a Sauna there  .

It is also to answer in advance any future questions and provide a new 2018 review for NTS .

Logistics
I came out of the Northern Exit of Calton Road at Waverley Railway Station , Edinburgh then walked a short distance to enter Leith Street ( which saves a lot of time )
 and then turned right and walked down to the bottom where the Picardy Place roundabout is , then crossed York Place ( very busy with traffic ) and went down Broughton Road ,
 I turned right into Forth Street ( 1st road to your right )  - and walked 20 yards - till I reached the entrance to Hart Street - I turned left into here and walked to the very bottom of it , and
you need to look down and to your right at the corner to find the discrete entrance to NTS ( you go down a few steps and open the Black Painted Door of NTS . )

Fees ( £ 100 )
I paid my door fee ( £ 30 ) for an hour with Bobby , the delightful Australian female receptionist , who was very friendly and helpful .
I was also impressed with the facilities of NTS - clean and bright - the locker room changing area is to your front as you enter , with beads covering the entrance .
 There is a little wall also covering where you change , and there is a single hook for your jacket in the locker . It was safe and secure at NTS .

There is 1 toilet to the right of the changing room and across from that is the Shower area ( facilities for 2 people to shower in privacy - either side )
I showered straight away to stop time being lost when I entered the Bedroom area . I then wrapped the towel around me ( nice , new and fluffy white )
The lounge ( larger than BSS in my opinion ) is to your right as you enter , and then to get to it you go round the corner to the left and enter .
I was made more than welcome - with no death stares , I hasten to add , there is also a TV you can watch with Coffee Facilities to the right .

 note -  I had phoned the day before to be told there were 4 Girls working Sophia ( who is Lithuanian ) , 1 Scottish Girl Rosie who is a red head
 and another nice looking lady with a great figure who is Bulgarian - maybe called Anastasia ?? ( she has Black Hair with Blonde Highlights ) .
Now the fourth member was described as Brazilian , sadly I have forgot her name and actually what she even looked like ! -
sorry - that type of day - that she made no impact on me  !!

My only excuse is that I concentrated on judging the 2 Eastern European Girls who were brand new to NTS , and I was busy chatting away to all 4 Ladies for a while - it was a miserable day outside .

I decided to book an hour with the brand new Girl Sophia ( who I found out is 19 years old ) , who was very attractive ( to me ) ,
she is medium height , nice legs and has Black Long Hair - with high cheek bones .
She also has nice brown eyes ( for the record ) and I also thought she had really , natural breasts with a very nice small arse ( not too big )

If you work at it , Sophia is a good laugh and nice to talk to , I don't know how much previous WG experience she has , but she knew how to fuck .
She provided , for £ 70 , as GFE and above all , OWO and Kissing - there was no time watching , or delaying tactics , or Romanian Shit Service .
I try not to go over-the-top , but for me , she is my best punt of 2018 , and last year so far , easy ( she could be a Model - with those Latin looks ) .

This is only my opinion - I have reviewed my personal experience on the day and its just my opinion of her looks , so others can make a choice one way or another ..
I now provide one difference of opinion - I personally identified her as having Spanish features and she certainly had a Spanish accent -
of course I could be wrong , but I watch Spanish Films occasionally - she sounded Spanish !! .
Anyway she sounded Spanish and looked Spanish to me (BUT in a very good way ) ,

The main point - she is certainly not a dour EE WG .
She has a few discreet tattoos , including one of a Horse ( she likes Horses ) .

I had a terrific time with this nice, cheeky teenager  - with DFK , RO and OWO , followed by Missionary , then Doggy Style -
then Cow Girl -  I was impressed .
I thought her Blow Job technique is superb , I often compare a BJ with a superb one I was given by a Married Lady a number of years ago
when I had an affair , Sophia certainly reaches her ability at that level ( lips used at the very end to create suction - wow   :dance:)  .

Yet again the usual complaint - the hour went too damn quick ........
After the punt I went to the locker room and got dressed and had a couple of coffee's  -
The NTS sauna had a couple of clients when I was there later on ( I was lucky to be able to select 4 girls in peace , at the start - which was better than BSS )

I will be back again , no doubt about it , to NTS , the new line-up are good looking and I think its worth a visit .
This is only my personal opinion , and its up to someone to make their mind up , if you want to go - I would say the girls are as nice and the same age as BSS

I plan this week to visit Carols Sauna and see if it is any good ( There are 3 ladies available to choose from mid-week  ) .

Thanks for taking the time to read my long review - I put a lot of effort into it , and have tried hard to be as objective as I can  .

Offline willie loman

Thanks for the review, interesting that rosie has resurfaced, I will be fascinated to see what you make of carols.

Offline TKovac



I plan this week to visit Carols Sauna and see if it is any good.


It's not
Banned reason: Excessive abuse to helpful member, ignored repeated requests to apologise
Banned by: daviemac

Offline foreverchanges

Good review again...the description of the journey from Waverley to NTS brought back some happy memories.

I would agree with the sentiments about avoiding Carols..the only two decent lasses they ever had are long gone.

Offline willie loman

Of course carols is a dump, but when you have a guy who writes reviews like Hv Morton, lets enjoy it.

Offline hmscossack

Thanks for the nice comments Guys - I appreciate it
I only want to go to Carols Sauna , to review it while it still exists , and see what the 3 Girls look like - and what one of that I choose- is like in Bed
It is the biggest thrill for me , fucking a new girl you have never met
I am trying hard to get my reviews as best as I can , and also try to provide that extra detail , and also prove to anyone reading that has been to one of my reviewed Saunas
that I have actually been there , and visited them .. in short , prove I am genuine .
Cheers !

Offline foreverchanges

Of course carols is a dump, but when you have a guy who writes reviews like Hv Morton, lets enjoy it.

Agree ...although its safe to say he possibly may not have been influenced by the 'The Collected Minimalist Reviews of Tojo Smith'

Offline willie loman

Agree ...although its safe to say he possibly may not have been influenced by the 'The Collected Minimalist Reviews of Tojo Smith'

Actually saw tojo in the new town once, one of the girls told me it was him, wonder if he still goes now that his big pal Kenny has left. I feel his banning was harsh.

Offline Jabba the Slut

Excellent review.I haven't been to Newtown for a good few months. Sophia seems like an enjoyable punt. Im enjoying reading these recent reviews that the OP is putting up.I've never been to Carols or Scorpio, so im very interested in what he has to say.

Offline hmscossack

Excellent review.I haven't been to Newtown for a good few months. Sophia seems like an enjoyable punt. Im enjoying reading these recent reviews that the OP is putting up.I've never been to Carols or Scorpio, so im very interested in what he has to say.

Thanks - I actually feel that Scorpios gets a bad press , but that UK Punting people should realise a hell of a lot of the ladies in there are really good at their jobs - and you get treated well
Scorpios is busier than folk realise , plus the premises are not the reason you got to it - its the women inside .
 At the end of the day , you want choice and not a huge wait , Scorpios and New Town have that in spades at the moment ..

NewTown Sauna is a place that I think is on the rise , certainly the young talent there was genuinely really nice looking , slim and shapely - there were no EU mingers on my punt
Sophia has an amazing figure , and I can say she should think about modelling - a few times , I stopped in my tracks and thought , this girl is as good as a 1970's Mayfair Mens Magazine centrefold
when she was in a certain pose ... it was a really impressive sight , believe me  - I was a lucky bastard this weekend , frankly........ :cool:.

Offline foreverchanges

Actually saw tojo in the new town once, one of the girls told me it was him, wonder if he still goes now that his big pal Kenny has left. I feel his banning was harsh.

Pity we couldnt have a vote to bring back departed forum members.
It would be between Tojo and the enigmatic Jerry1972 for me ..aye! ;)

Offline Jabba the Slut

Agree, Jerry 1972 although a slavering git, was pretty accurate with his description of the saunas and the girls in them.

Offline Dukey

Thanks - I actually feel that Scorpios gets a bad press , but that UK Punting people should realise a hell of a lot of the ladies in there are really good at their jobs - and you get treated well
Scorpios is busier than folk realise , plus the premises are not the reason you got to it - its the women inside .
 At the end of the day , you want choice and not a huge wait , Scorpios and New Town have that in spades at the moment ..

NewTown Sauna is a place that I think is on the rise , certainly the young talent there was genuinely really nice looking , slim and shapely - there were no EU mingers on my punt
Sophia has an amazing figure , and I can say she should think about modelling - a few times , I stopped in my tracks and thought , this girl is as good as a 1970's Mayfair Mens Magazine centrefold
when she was in a certain pose ... it was a really impressive sight , believe me  - I was a lucky bastard this weekend , frankly........ :cool:.


 a few times , I stopped in my tracks and thought , this girl is as good as a 1970's Mayfair Mens Magazine centrefold


Did she have a big hairy pussy and staples in her tits?

Offline Wonderwall88

Think I will visit here shortly to see Lucy again. Will be interested to see what the new line up are like

Offline S.X. MacHine


 a few times , I stopped in my tracks and thought , this girl is as good as a 1970's Mayfair Mens Magazine centrefold


Did she have a big hairy pussy and staples in her tits?

 :D :D :D

Offline S.X. MacHine

Seriously, a really helpful piece, packed with relevant information, unlike the interminable ramblings of Taz (of happy memory).
Never having been to a sauna, the report certainly piqued my interest; particularly the talk of a 19 year old and a redhead. Mmmm.
Doubt I will ever pluck up the courage to do a sauna, being a shy lad...

Offline casio

As a counter-point I went to see her today on the back of this review and found her to be a typical EE ice maiden, and I aborted the mission after 5 minutes. I would be interested to hear other opinions of her.  :cry:

Offline willie loman

As a counter-point I went to see her today on the back of this review and found her to be a typical EE ice maiden, and I aborted the mission after 5 minutes. I would be interested to hear other opinions of her.  :cry:

Tell us more, did you go into the room? Although I enjoy reading his reviews, he strikes me as a guy whose glass is always full.

Offline casio

Went to the room, but it quickly become clear either we weren't clicking or she was having an off-day or something like that, it was just rather uncomfortable. She was dis-interested in the lounge which I should have taken heed of really. Maybe it was just me though - I prefer to walk rather than suffer a bad visit.

Offline hmscossack

 I did state - in my review ' If you work at it , Sophia is a good laugh and nice to talk to ' -

 I totally agree she is bored looking in the lounge .. yet the trouble for me in this review is that I have found a lot of Sauna Ladies look like that in the lounge -
on my 3 different Sauna visits - bored - and fed up - so that's hardly my fault .
my secret is I chat away to them , first , about my interests and then after 5-10 minutes , I choose the one I want - I take my time /

I fully admit I did take my time at the start of the meeting in NTS - not jumping straight at her and kissing - or trying to fuck like a porn star
 but chatting away to her , and having a laugh - and breaking the ice - in short the GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE - which is what I wanted ( and asked ) - I achieve it

It was probably for ten minutes - she offered to have sex straight away , but I wanted to relax with her , and get to know her .....
I will admit ( maybe I should have highlighted this style - in my other reviews )
I always , always  take my time , and have patience , and I also freely admit - its true - about the comment
from WILLIE LOMAN  you are fair here on me - ' a guy whose glass is always full.'

Yes - I love my Sauna visits - and my trouble is I personally just haven't had a bad one ( yet ) -- so why would I leave a neutral review , when I had personally had a good time
and there was nothing for me to warn people about - I would say to Casio -

for example - please try Lauren  at Scorpio , and do a review on her - please - and let us know what you think of her
 
I enjoy my punts and also enjoy the female company and conversation - 
equally - I take an hour , and take my time - I am never in a rush , or trying to do things in half an hour
with my personal style , that's too short
I personally had no reservations about recommending the Sophia lady - that is maybe my fault there in my NTS review
- the trouble is I had personally such a great time with her -

I also state , I tried to be objective , and in the future , I won't recommend someone in a review - and just state , my own experience , and leave it at that

from the Punting wiki guides - quoted below

" You can write a Positive review without the mindset of recommending.
 You are simply stating what happened to you. It could be the most positive punt you have ever had, but the neutral mindset (without the word 'recommend') may help you write a good review."
or
bear in mind = the punting wiki guide
" Many escorts have both positive and negative reviews - it does not mean one is right and one is wrong "

I will take the 2 comments on board , and learn from them and try to achieve balance - or just state my personal experience on the day , and leave it at that
( no recommendations - in future - )

Offline Hooples cat

Jeez, Cossack, that was hard work.

Offline RogerXed

hmscossack, I wish I knew you when I needed help with my essays back in the days  :drinks:

Offline Wonderwall88

hmscossack, I wish I knew you when I needed help with my essays back in the days  :drinks:

I feel if you had you may have went over the word count, or lose marks for waffling.

Offline hmscossack

I feel if you had you may have went over the word count, or lose marks for waffling.
Actually , I got a ' B ' for my Higher English - and I have written a few internet reviews on Aircraft Models -
I also can assure you , that 100% waffling is included in my reviews - as standard .. at no extra cost

Offline foreverchanges

and I have written a few internet reviews on Aircraft Models -


Moving swiftly on............... :scare: :D

Offline DickDiver

Actually , I got a ' B ' for my Higher English - and I have written a few internet reviews on Aircraft Models -
I also can assure you , that 100% waffling is included in my reviews - as standard .. at no extra cost

I can't quite work out if you are straight up or an Alan Partridge parody. I enjoy your reviews but i imagine you sauntering into Carols in driving gloves and wearing a deerstalker for some reason.