Elaine from Oxford

[Randyandy40]

Had to give a negative review as been let down for the third time now by Elaine External Link/Members Only
Have made three appointments so far after talking to Elaine on the phone to confirm a booking for a set date and low and behold let down again,  Turned up at her apartment outside the door waiting and nothing. Phoned her up and she forgot again and is in London working  I ask her if she does this sort of behaviour often and she put the phone down on me and now blocked my number!!  Unbelievable!! That's one hour half traveling and the A34 a pain in the butt.

Just a warning to all if you decide to book her.

[Veritas]

Sorry you had a let down but you are a muppet for bothering after the first no-show or cancellation, let alone driving an hour and a half on the hope that it would be third time lucky.  Nothing in her ad that directly suggests she provides any punting services - I assume that you had established this verbally before making that kind of trek!

[Randyandy40]

Yes a deal was struck £100 all in massage with full service with anal, And she does a B&B if you want to stay the night but that's a separate business.

[finn5555]

Rumour has it she is a pensioner maybe she has dementia 

[Bossman01]

I have been and seen her myself had massage and a rather energetic ending from her she is very posh and always overlong a glass or two of wine during a visit.

[Macaroni18]

Saw her a few weeks ago. Positives - she’s bright and chatty and very pleasant.
Negatives - quite a scruffy flat with cats etc. Massage itself was not very firm and all a bit strange. She was talking a lot about swingers clubs and trying to convince me i should spend the night with her. She clearly LOVES sex.
She is passable in the looks dept, but is prob late 60’s and has a bad hip.
All a bit strange. Much better ways to spend £100

[Veritas]

Saw her a few weeks ago. Positives - she’s bright and chatty and very pleasant.
Negatives - quite a scruffy flat with cats etc. Massage itself was not very firm and all a bit strange. She was talking a lot about swingers clubs and trying to convince me i should spend the night with her. She clearly LOVES sex.
She is passable in the looks dept, but is prob late 60’s and has a bad hip.
All a bit strange. Much better ways to spend £100

It would be very helpful if you could put up a stand alone review of your visit.   

[Jb861]

I have been and seen her myself had massage and a rather energetic ending from her she is very posh and always overlong a glass or two of wine during a visit.

I’m a big lover of an older woman and am very tempted to book! Could you give a bit more of a detailed description of her?

[Harold steptoe]

Don't bother save your money I saw her in London waste of time

[Randyandy40]

Totally agree save your money and go elsewhere.... I manayto see Barbara as her name is and she is about 62-65 years old swinger and is into weed and Coke and drinks like a fish down two large wines then hit the bottle of cider in half an hour, she has a bad knee and walks slumped over, she might of been good looker fourth years ago,  But Christ time has catched up. I made my excuse and left before anything happened after the poor massage, She said if come with a sti test certificate she would do bearback anal and pussy  just stay away... Ps I didn't pay as I left when she went into the other room for a few minutes 

[bedrock123]

I went to see this lady around 6 months ago. As soon as she opened the door, crouched over like a hunch back, i made my excuse and left. I would say she is a lot closer to 70 than she is 60 and not a very pretty sight. Even if she paid me I would not be seeing her.

[finn5555]

Totally agree save your money and go elsewhere.... I manayto see Barbara as her name is and she is about 62-65 years old swinger and is into weed and Coke and drinks like a fish down two large wines then hit the bottle of cider in half an hour, she has a bad knee and walks slumped over, she might of been good looker fourth years ago,  But Christ time has catched up. I made my excuse and left before anything happened after the poor massage, She said if come with a sti test certificate she would do bearback anal and pussy  just stay away... Ps I didn't pay as I left when she went into the other room for a few minutes 

Sounds horrific