Insatiable Charlotte - Croydon

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I have just returned from a visit to Charlotte and am still on a high....and have only now just seen the review from newpunter 9871 - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=189377.0 so am not going to repeat everything he has said except to confirm I have no doubt that everything he said happened.

Charlotte is English and sounded so normal when I called. Despite her prices being at the top end of my budget, an early appointment was made. So off I headed to East Croydon to her very nice new flat near East Croydon station. Local parking at £1.20 for each 30 mins booked....although newpunter9871 seemed to have found somewhere cheaper...

I don't want to come across as a white knight or all fluffy, but Charlotte's profile pictures really don't do her justice. To me she is so much nicer in real life. She is very slim, a natural pair of B cups that were very receptive and a very nice and attractive face. She looks very good for a woman of her age....so much so that if I was looking for a partner I think she would look great on my arm   

I'm a GFE type of bloke. No FS. For me I look for OWO and DFK as the main part of my service. Charlotte was excellent here. Proper snogging with tongues...and the OWO was excellent. Now little Gaz might only be Mr Average, but Charlotte took him right to the root without hands easily. In fact whilst I was standing she knelt in front of me and with hands behind her back deep-throated me. Great 

When the time came for Little Gaz to spill his beans Charlotte took them all in her mouth and swallowed.... Good Girl....

There was no rush to get me out and we chatted for a while before we said our good-byes.

I am sure I will see here again and like newpunter9871 I would also be worried about becoming addicted

[Rocket Scientist]

She has age down as 48. Does it show?

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She has age down as 48. Does it show?

I'd say she looks very good for 48 - I'd certainly be pitching her lower than that if I was asked to guess. Looks early 40s to me; and even at that age she would be in good shape

[NickA]

How is she facially? Anyone in the public eye you can compare her to? Those photos tell us nothing.

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How is she facially? Anyone in the public eye you can compare her to? Those photos tell us nothing.

Sorry Nick - can't think of anyone she reminds me of apart from a fit former neighbour I'd have liked to have had a crack at in a former life...and it's probably not fair on said neighbour that I name her on this forum 

[NickA]

Sorry Nick - can't think of anyone she reminds me of apart from a fit former neighbour I'd have liked to have had a crack at in a former life...and it's probably not fair on said neighbour that I name her on this forum 

As i recently fucked an SP who looked like my current neighbour (reviewed elsewhere on this forum), I understand where you're coming from. Thanks.

[Yankee21]

Thank you for the review, have messaged her with her availability next week.

[newpunter9871]

GaryZZ, glad you posted this review as it shows she is as good as we say rather than I got all mushy lol

[pumps]

Whats her arse trying to say?

Picture looks extremely good.. but theres several explanations as to why that could be..


she needs alot more photos...

[Hobbit]

Whats her arse trying to say?

Picture looks extremely good.. but theres several explanations as to why that could be..


she needs alot more photos...

Not sure if it's the way the pictures have been taken but it does make it look like she's not a size 8. But it just could be the angle they have been taken at. I really hope she puts up more pictures, otherwise, a 48-year-old with shit pictures isn't really gonna persuade me to splash the cash. 

[NickA]

Not sure if it's the way the pictures have been taken but it does make it look like she's not a size 8. But it just could be the angle they have been taken at. I really hope she puts up more pictures, otherwise, a 48-year-old with shit pictures isn't really gonna persuade me to splash the cash. 

She's got a good-sized arse on her, but she is a size 8.

[pumps]

Not sure if it's the way the pictures have been taken but it does make it look like she's not a size 8. But it just could be the angle they have been taken at. I really hope she puts up more pictures, otherwise, a 48-year-old with shit pictures isn't really gonna persuade me to splash the cash. 

yeah she basically just needs more photos

She's got a good-sized arse on her, but she is a size 8.

odd, because she claims to be a size 10, but the pictures make her look abit more on her arse...

unless theres been abit of photoshopping on the buttocks.

[pumps]

on second viewing of the pictures, I can see theres been some subtle photoshopping....

[NickA]

yeah she basically just needs more photos

odd, because she claims to be a size 10, but the pictures make her look abit more on her arse...

unless theres been abit of photoshopping on the buttocks.

She's surprisingly small in the flesh. She's got a pair of hips on her, and there's some meat on the arse, but those pics make it look bigger than it is.

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Nick Has it right

She is slim but curvy...there is a decent arse there, but not a bubble-but. I would say the pictures make it look slightly bigger than it is

[newpunter9871]

Its the wide angle lens on a phone (I guess) and being too close making the photo distort the size.

[Type_O_Negative]

If we had her veri photo 

[pumps]

Its the wide angle lens on a phone (I guess) and being too close making the photo distort the size.

Nah - shes either that big or cleverly enhanced them.

probably the latter  as shes seriously lacking in pictures.

[NickA]

Nah - shes either that big or cleverly enhanced them.

probably the latter  as shes seriously lacking in pictures.

Having been balls deep in this, I can assure you the pictures are accurate.

[BarneyBubbles]

I think this is Charlotte who used to work at Affinity in Waddon.  I've seen her there a few times in the past...if it is her shes highly recommended!

[pumps]

Having been balls deep in this, I can assure you the pictures are accurate.

Looks like I'm gonna have to test drive this one then

 

[NickA]

I think this is Charlotte who used to work at Affinity in Waddon.  I've seen her there a few times in the past...if it is her shes highly recommended!

She claims she’s new to Croydon. But that doesn’t mean it’s true. I think she said she was in Bromley a while. I think She’s very clever. She must have been around the block to to be pulling the strokes she does in the bedroom, but she’s got this ‘I’m just a dirty MILF who likes being fucked’ act off pat. She’s a pro in every sense of the word.

If you see her, do post a review and compare it to this other Charlotte in Affinity. I’d be intrigued to know if it’s the same person.

[BarneyBubbles]

Will do...hopefully I'll get a chance to see her soon (work and real-life permitting).  Im a long-time lurker on here but havent reviewed before so its about time I broke my duck!

[newpunter9871]

She claims she’s new to Croydon. But that doesn’t mean it’s true. I think she said she was in Bromley a while. I think She’s very clever. She must have been around the block to to be pulling the strokes she does in the bedroom, but she’s got this ‘I’m just a dirty MILF who likes being fucked’ act off pat. She’s a pro in every sense of the word.

If you see her, do post a review and compare it to this other Charlotte in Affinity. I’d be intrigued to know if it’s the same person.

Thinking about our meeting this makes a lot more sense than someone being this naturally amazing and skilled. She certainly has the dirty milf down to perfection. Either way she has some amazing skills!

[Brompton]

I think this is Charlotte who used to work at Affinity in Waddon.  I've seen her there a few times in the past...if it is her shes highly recommended!

I used to see Charlotte a lot at Affinity in Waddon & if the same lady many years on she knew all the tricks then. I thought she used to own/run Affinity? not sure if it’s now gone?

She had a mate Clare at Waddon who was filthy as fuck.

I’m not local now but if anyone confirms it’s ‘the Charlotte’ I’ll definately consider a trip.

[NickA]

I used to see Charlotte a lot at Affinity in Waddon & if the same lady many years on she knew all the tricks then. I thought she used to own/run Affinity? not sure if it’s now gone?

She had a mate Clare at Waddon who was filthy as fuck.

I’m not local now but if anyone confirms it’s ‘the Charlotte’ I’ll definately consider a trip.

The plot thickens! This new Charlotte doesn’t have any identifying tattoos or piercings so hard to determine if it’s the same. The new Charlotte has a south London accent with top notes of Essex! Quite big nipples and a fair set of labia. Pale skin, a bit freckly, shades of English Rose. Puts her hands behind her back when she sucks cock. Can slip a condom on with her mouth without you noticing and happily invites a finger - and a penis - up the wrong un?

Sound familiar?

[Brompton]

The plot thickens! This new Charlotte doesn’t have any identifying tattoos or piercings so hard to determine if it’s the same. The new Charlotte has a south London accent with top notes of Essex! Quite big nipples and a fair set of labia. Pale skin, a bit freckly, shades of English Rose. Puts her hands behind her back when she sucks cock. Can slip a condom on with her mouth without you noticing and happily invites a finger - and a penis - up the wrong un?

Sound familiar?

Charlotte I knew some years ago @ Affinity had no tattoos/piercings either, very ‘into it’ in the room, friendly, yes from South London but not a strong accent at all. I did text today & phoned but no reply/response 

[Peterbry]

The plot thickens! This new Charlotte doesn’t have any identifying tattoos or piercings so hard to determine if it’s the same. The new Charlotte has a south London accent with top notes of Essex! Quite big nipples and a fair set of labia. Pale skin, a bit freckly, shades of English Rose. Puts her hands behind her back when she sucks cock. Can slip a condom on with her mouth without you noticing and happily invites a finger - and a penis - up the wrong un?

Sound familiar?

Are you sure she does anal? Profile only lists anal play.

[Brompton]

Of those of you that have seen Charlotte how did you get on booking? Past two days on & off I’ve called several times once leaving a message as she doesn’t pick up, texts don’t get answered, AW email remains unread 

Anyway I’ll move on, by any chance anyone got a good plan B option they can recommend around Croydon?

Many thanks 

[Yankee21]

Of those of you that have seen Charlotte how did you get on booking? Past two days on & off I’ve called several times once leaving a message as she doesn’t pick up, texts don’t get answered, AW email remains unread 

Anyway I’ll move on, by any chance anyone got a good plan B option they can recommend around Croydon?

Many thanks 

Didn't reply to my text either.
 

[Brompton]

Didn't reply to my text either.
 

Thanks mate, plan B it’ll have to be 

[NickA]

Are you sure she does anal? Profile only lists anal play.

I didn't fuck her arse, as I'm not that bothered about anal. But I stuck my finger up there at her request and she said - and I quote, m'lud - "I'll let you fuck me up the arse anytime" - This was shortly before I unloaded in her mouth.

[newpunter9871]

Of those of you that have seen Charlotte how did you get on booking? Past two days on & off I’ve called several times once leaving a message as she doesn’t pick up, texts don’t get answered, AW email remains unread 

Anyway I’ll move on, by any chance anyone got a good plan B option they can recommend around Croydon?

Many thanks 

Initial contact by Phone and then a few texts for address etc. She only works Tue, Wed and Thur (I think) and does not pickup when with a client so that may explain it. She seems to update AW at the end of the day, well for my booking anyway.

How did plan B go?

[newpunter9871]

I didn't fuck her arse, as I'm not that bothered about anal. But I stuck my finger up there at her request and she said - and I quote, m'lud - "I'll let you fuck me up the arse anytime" - This was shortly before I unloaded in her mouth.

Exactly what she said to me - I don't feel so special now... She certainly has this down to a fine art.

[Brompton]

Initial contact by Phone and then a few texts for address etc. She only works Tue, Wed and Thur (I think) and does not pickup when with a client so that may explain it. She seems to update AW at the end of the day, well for my booking anyway.

How did plan B go?

Plan B struggled with so got a booking with Lady Crystal in Wimbledon.

[NickA]

Exactly what she said to me - I don't feel so special now... She certainly has this down to a fine art.

Did you get the story about the painter and decorator when she was at school as well? 

[newpunter9871]

Did you get the story about the painter and decorator when she was at school as well? 

It was the caretaker in the version I got 

[NickA]

It was the caretaker in the version I got 

Ah, yes, but did she have to stand on a "Unigate milk crate" before he could fuck her, as she was so short?

I hadn't thought about the Unigate dairy since I was at school myself. I think she thought it would be a subtly erotic point of reference to my 70s childhood. But it just made me think of school milk and put me off my stroke.

Good to know she's mixing it up between caretakers and painters and decorators.

I presume you also got: "I'd like to fuck you in your car and spread my juices all over the seat?" I felt like saying, 'Love, believe me you wouldn't. There's junk all over the back seat and it's only a Ford Fiesta."

[Brompton]

Ah, yes, but did she have to stand on a "Unigate milk crate" before he could fuck her, as she was so short?

I hadn't thought about the Unigate dairy since I was at school myself. I think she thought it would be a subtly erotic point of reference to my 70s childhood. But it just made me think of school milk and put me off my stroke.

Good to know she's mixing it up between caretakers and painters and decorators.

I presume you also got: "I'd like to fuck you in your car and spread my juices all over the seat?" I felt like saying, 'Love, believe me you wouldn't. There's junk all over the back seat and it's only a Ford Fiesta."

Hang on lads I was going to persevere to try & get an appointment but you’re ‘painting’ a strange scene.....painting, get it? decorator, ok please yourself 

She sounds a bit weird or just got the verbals?

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Exactly what she said to me - I don't feel so special now... She certainly has this down to a fine art.

You and me too NP. You and me too 

Saying that, despite my vanilla service I still rate highly

[newpunter9871]

Hang on lads I was going to persevere to try & get an appointment but you’re ‘painting’ a strange scene.....painting, get it? decorator, ok please yourself 

She sounds a bit weird or just got the verbals?

Do yourself a favour and go and see her - you will have a great time and you can tell us the version you got 

Honestly, she is one of the best I have seen in years. Its all verbal as she tries to heighten the experience for you.

[newpunter9871]

Ah, yes, but did she have to stand on a "Unigate milk crate" before he could fuck her, as she was so short?

I hadn't thought about the Unigate dairy since I was at school myself. I think she thought it would be a subtly erotic point of reference to my 70s childhood. But it just made me think of school milk and put me off my stroke.

Good to know she's mixing it up between caretakers and painters and decorators.

I presume you also got: "I'd like to fuck you in your car and spread my juices all over the seat?" I felt like saying, 'Love, believe me you wouldn't. There's junk all over the back seat and it's only a Ford Fiesta."

Nothing about my car. Phew as mine only gets cleaned when it gets a service... hold on there is a joke there somewhere

The milk crate think was a no no for me as well - I used to help my mate do his milk round so I ignored the comment otherwise it would have killed the moment and session. My mate went from one customer to another - dirty bastard 

[NickA]

Do yourself a favour and go and see her - you will have a great time and you can tell us the version you got 

Honestly, she is one of the best I have seen in years. Its all verbal as she tries to heighten the experience for you.

What he just said. She’s worth it. Haven’t had a WG put in such a good shift since forever.

[aleveleducated]

I'm trying to think if I have seen Charlotte at Affinity, but it was a while ago. Does she have Dutch/ Swiss sort of accent?
many thanks

[aleveleducated]

I kept reading the great reviews over and over again and caved in and I've booked Charlotte for tomorrow PM, so will review post punt.

Called a couple of times this morning, didn't pick up. Sent a text and got response in 10 mins, another 10 mins and I'm booked with address (other than flat number)

[NickA]

I'm trying to think if I have seen Charlotte at Affinity, but it was a while ago. Does she have Dutch/ Swiss sort of accent?
many thanks

Nah mate, Her's is strictly a 'Saaaaaaaaaaarf London' accent

[aleveleducated]

Cheers mate. Even more intrigued about tomorrow meet now as i don't know her!   

[unus669]

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I have just returned from a visit to Charlotte and am still on a high....and have only now just seen the review from newpunter 9871 - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=189377.0 so am not going to repeat everything he has said except to confirm I have no doubt that everything he said happened.

Charlotte is English and sounded so normal when I called. Despite her prices being at the top end of my budget, an early appointment was made. So off I headed to East Croydon to her very nice new flat near East Croydon station. Local parking at £1.20 for each 30 mins booked....although newpunter9871 seemed to have found somewhere cheaper...

I don't want to come across as a white knight or all fluffy, but Charlotte's profile pictures really don't do her justice. To me she is so much nicer in real life. She is very slim, a natural pair of B cups that were very receptive and a very nice and attractive face. She looks very good for a woman of her age....so much so that if I was looking for a partner I think she would look great on my arm   

I'm a GFE type of bloke. No FS. For me I look for OWO and DFK as the main part of my service. Charlotte was excellent here. Proper snogging with tongues...and the OWO was excellent. Now little Gaz might only be Mr Average, but Charlotte took him right to the root without hands easily. In fact whilst I was standing she knelt in front of me and with hands behind her back deep-throated me. Great 

When the time came for Little Gaz to spill his beans Charlotte took them all in her mouth and swallowed.... Good Girl....

There was no rush to get me out and we chatted for a while before we said our good-byes.

I am sure I will see here again and like newpunter9871 I would also be worried about becoming addicted

Glad you enjoyed your punt OP. How far is she from East Croydon station, walking?

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Glad you enjoyed your punt OP. How far is she from East Croydon station, walking?

No more than 5 minutes

[BoShek]

Great reviews on here. Thanks fellas
Like Pumps said it would be nice to see more pics, but she's sounds quite filthy and has a nice body, so will have to pay her a visit soon.
Hopefully she doesn't pulling a vanishing trick before then