Author Topic: XiXi - Michelles Massage parlour Middlesbrough  (Read 3358 times)

Offline catweazle

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I'm getting to quite like this place. It's not smart, or expensively furnished, but it is clean and warm. Each time I've been, it's been a different girl, which is enjoyable. Maybe it's my tastes or maybe I've just struck lucky but I have yet to have an unattractive girl there.

One of the big plusses here is availability - their advert (click the link above) says "instant" and 24/7 and that seems to be true.

This time round I sent a text requesting a specific time. I had a reply within 15 seconds confirming the booking.
They ask you not to knock on the door because of the neighbours (although the house next door appears empty).  Walked up to the door and it opened magically.

Small cute Chinese girl behind the door. As soon as the door was closed, she was snogging and groping me - a promising start!  It's shoes off in the hallway, and  as I took my shoes off I touched the radiator - yeow! Literally burning hot, take care, the hall is quite narrow.

Upstairs to the back bedroom. Very warm, curtains closed, lighting subdued but adequate. Paid the standard £60, which she passed downstairs over the banister. She helped me undress, with more DFK on the way. She then stripped, good body but (to my eyes anyway) spoiled by a large ugly black and green tattoo over her navel.

Onto the bed. More DFK(she gets a bit enthusiastic, and chews your lip......) nice play with smallish firm tits with good responsive nipples. Then she kisses and licks her way down. She's licking and sucking my balls then just as she's about to start sucking my cock she says "condom? No?" I prefer my blowjobs bare so said "no". She made the age-old gesture of finger and thumb rubbing together (I know from previous visits that it's usually an extra tenner for OWO) I agree and she goes to work with gusto.

My god but can she suck cock!  All the great tricks are there- DT, licking, slapping her face with my cock .......think of a BJ technique and she did it. I'm knuckle deep in her (trimmed) pussy all the while.

This session is brilliant! I roll her into her back and straddle her. Her tits aren't big enough for titfucking but I hold her head and fuck her mouth for a bit.

Then on with the condom and with her legs over my shoulders I fuck her. She seems to be getting into it, and her body has a slight glistening sheen of sweat. Then she says " cum, cum" and points to her mouth. Cum in her mouth, as opposed to in the condom? You bet, and off with the rubber and into the mouth.

A few vigorous bobs of the head and I spunk in her mouth. Like a good girl she swallows it down, then ( nice touch) squeezes my cock to extract any remaining cum - which she licks off.

Kiss and a cuddle laid together to get our breaths back. She helps me to dress, and I pass her the extra £10. Back in the hall, she tells me her name (XiXi) and gives me a goodbye snog.

I never know who I'm going to see there but so far have not been disappointed!

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As always another great review-I almost had a hard-on reading it-almost! ;)

Glad you had a good time. :hi:

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Nice review, only thing puts me off is not knowing what you're getting especially at that price.  :hi:

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Great review Sounds  like I might have to give this place a try I share your taste in oriental pleasures  :D. Is there somewhere safe to park nearby CW ?

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There is on street parking all around. Just check the signs, some areas are resident only but theres plenty of other space although some bays are 45 minute limit (fine if youre there for a half hour session)

I usually park around the corner and walk to the house, less chance of irritating the neighbours (which the girls are concerned about).

I have never had  a bad punt there but one or two neutral reports are flying around. As i havent seen the same girl twice, its possible that YMMV.

Offline Dimond dave

Sounds spot on

There is on street parking all around. Just check the signs, some areas are resident only but theres plenty of other space although some bays are 45 minute limit (fine if youre there for a half hour session)

I usually park around the corner and walk to the house, less chance of irritating the neighbours (which the girls are concerned about).

I have never had  a bad punt there but one or two neutral reports are flying around. As i havent seen the same girl twice, its possible that YMMV.

Offline Bororunner

Good feedback, ill definitely have to give this place a second chance    :thumbsup:

Offline Slaine

Sounds great and thanks for the detailed review  :hi:

I fancy dipping my toes in this massage malarkey and was wondering do you get to choose the girl if there's more than one or do you have to make do with who you're given?

I was wondering what would happen if say you get first get seen/ushered in by an attractive girl and you pay the donation and she leaves and another girl appears to see to you and you'd rather see the 1st more attractive one  :unknown:

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Sounds great and thanks for the detailed review  :hi:

I fancy dipping my toes in this massage malarkey and was wondering do you get to choose the girl if there's more than one or do you have to make do with who you're given?

I was wondering what would happen if say you get first get seen/ushered in by an attractive girl and you pay the donation and she leaves and another girl appears to see to you and you'd rather see the 1st more attractive one  :unknown:
As has been said previously, this is a massage parlour in name only, you won't get a massage there. There are usually two girls in the premises,  normally both stood in the hallway but one quickly exits to the room downstairs and the other will take you upstairs for the fun.  I've never been offered a choice but equally haven't been disappointed with who l saw.

Whether you could say " can I see the other girl please?" I don't know. Often their English is poor so you may also have problems making your point.

Offline Slaine

As has been said previously, this is a massage parlour in name only, you won't get a massage there. There are usually two girls in the premises,  normally both stood in the hallway but one quickly exits to the room downstairs and the other will take you upstairs for the fun.  I've never been offered a choice but equally haven't been disappointed with who l saw.

Whether you could say " can I see the other girl please?" I don't know. Often their English is poor so you may also have problems making your point.

Thanks  :hi:

Offline Halcyon Dave

Great review CW. It's a bit of a trek for me but I do like the Chinese girls albeit only seen Sheng and Nikki for a massage. Does anyone know of a similar place near Newcastle that may offer a similar service ?