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I was surprised that there was no review on this forum of this amazingly beautiful and unique person. This review addresses this gross oversight.

As soon as Felicity opened the door and said hello I realized that it was going to be a great hour. Felicity has a magnetic personality and engages at a very personal level. I am smiling ear-to-ear as I am writing about her and will undoubtedly spend countless hours thinking about the next time that I will have a chance to see her; I don’t live in the UK. She has an emotional pull on you like that one special girl from high-school that you would have given your right arm to date. Felicity has strong and passionate views on life that she shares most marvelously. She likes being expressive, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching the body language that she used to make her point. The brief comments about her on Adultwork are completely accurate. My favorite and most telling comment is that being with her is “like someone directly injecting sunshine into my brain”. Other comments about her were also right on the mark in that she is “free-spirited”, “animated”, “hyperactively playful”, “affectionate”, “smart”, “intimate”, “quirky and fun”, and “a girl like no other”. I feel sorry for the countless young men who must long for her to be a more permanent part of their lives, but as she says on her website she is “all mans and no mans”. Thank goodness for that because it would be a crime for any man to prevent her sunshine from brightening so many lives. I hope to have many hours of sunshine on frequent business trips to London.

I guess that I should say something specific about her appearance, even if this is secondary to what makes her so mesmerizing. She is the girl in her pictures; and her skin tone is a little more tanned (nicely so) than in some of the pictures; the flawless quality of her skin is nothing less than perfection. She has a really beautiful and expressive face that her pictures do not capture; she says that feels awkward about smiling into a camera. I spent the first 30 minutes of our meeting giving her a nice massage, and can’t imagine tiring from just this. We talked nearly constantly for the entire hour.

I should add that being with Felicity is guilt free. There are obviously some women in this profession that are victims of circumstance who share their bodies solely to pay the bills. I am not comfortable in these situations for a variety of reasons including that if the woman is not having a good time than neither am I. For Felicity, being with men is a passion that she is paid for. I expect that some of you will see her just because of her exquisite body and beautiful face, but you would be missing the best part. She is very special, and please treat her really well.

I will be back in London in June, and I told her that she has to refuse to see me unless I lose at least 20 pounds and get back in shape. Well, time to hit the treadmill.

Dan

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had to open my window to see if the local farmer had let his cows out to shit on my driveway again.....nope..... but I can still smell bullshit :bomb:

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This is just too much to take. How could I have not spent time with this goddess? I think I am going to kill myself right now to atone for this heinous crime.

Offline Foxtail17

I was surprised that there was no review on this forum of this amazingly beautiful and unique person. This review addresses this gross oversight.

As soon as Felicity opened the door and said hello I realized that it was going to be a great hour. Felicity has a magnetic personality and engages at a very personal level. I am smiling ear-to-ear as I am writing about her and will undoubtedly spend countless hours thinking about the next time that I will have a chance to see her; I don’t live in the UK. She has an emotional pull on you like that one special girl from high-school that you would have given your right arm to date. Felicity has strong and passionate views on life that she shares most marvelously. She likes being expressive, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching the body language that she used to make her point. The brief comments about her on Adultwork are completely accurate. My favorite and most telling comment is that being with her is “like someone directly injecting sunshine into my brain”. Other comments about her were also right on the mark in that she is “free-spirited”, “animated”, “hyperactively playful”, “affectionate”, “smart”, “intimate”, “quirky and fun”, and “a girl like no other”. I feel sorry for the countless young men who must long for her to be a more permanent part of their lives, but as she says on her website she is “all mans and no mans”. Thank goodness for that because it would be a crime for any man to prevent her sunshine from brightening so many lives. I hope to have many hours of sunshine on frequent business trips to London.

I guess that I should say something specific about her appearance, even if this is secondary to what makes her so mesmerizing. She is the girl in her pictures; and her skin tone is a little more tanned (nicely so) than in some of the pictures; the flawless quality of her skin is nothing less than perfection. She has a really beautiful and expressive face that her pictures do not capture; she says that feels awkward about smiling into a camera. I spent the first 30 minutes of our meeting giving her a nice massage, and can’t imagine tiring from just this. We talked nearly constantly for the entire hour.

I should add that being with Felicity is guilt free. There are obviously some women in this profession that are victims of circumstance who share their bodies solely to pay the bills. I am not comfortable in these situations for a variety of reasons including that if the woman is not having a good time than neither am I. For Felicity, being with men is a passion that she is paid for. I expect that some of you will see her just because of her exquisite body and beautiful face, but you would be missing the best part. She is very special, and please treat her really well.

I will be back in London in June, and I told her that she has to refuse to see me unless I lose at least 20 pounds and get back in shape. Well, time to hit the treadmill.

Dan


Member for 30 months and this is your first post. Mmm...

Not exactly a looker is she?

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She looks like an Anorexic Freak Show  :scare:

In some of the pics she looks either like a victim of a drug abuse or a piece of log washed up on the beach. The branches of the tree and poles are thicker than her body for fk sake. 

She should register herself to Salvation Army, probably get some donations from there.

As far as the review goes absolute bullshit ! Touting at its worst.

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£200 PH.  :wackogirl:
Not spending it on food.....

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« Last Edit: March 14, 2018, 08:02:25 am by Foxtail17 »

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Looks like she is a fan of Gigi Hadid.

Banned reason: Trolling + Threats of violence
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Quite extraordinary, though gives you an idea of her mindset, the kind of spiritual experience she offers and the kinds of client she wants to attract. Sensitive souls like Dan. Best of luck on UKP, Felicity.

p.s. nice to see the use of the semi-colon. Well done.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2018, 09:01:16 am by Fuzzyduck »

Offline Jtnonny

I quite like the last line where she insists op drop some weight or she wont fuck him.

Not sure i've come across a fussy brass before, or is the op a Shamu sized individual?

Offline Cumberland

‘like someone directly injecting sunshine into my brain’
No mention of her obvious weight, which is the one thing to comment on. Total BS.

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Is this a joke.....she looks .....?????????

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Oh Lordy! I couldn't decide which part of the review to quote - it's all a croc of shit ! :thumbsdown:

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Response to Musicman007 Comments: I was also very skeptical when I saw what was written about Felicity on Adultwork. I am a researcher in my day job, so I started comms to get more data. Felicity was very responsive and sounded legit, but I was still prepared to be disappointed when the door opened (we have all been there a time or two). Per my review, it was an outstanding experience.

Response to Foxtail17 Comments: The pictures of her face are misleading. She is gorgeous in person, and a smile or frown can take things one way or another. Yes, this is my first review on UKP. I don’t live in the UK, but rather in Boston when I am digging out of the 20 inches of snow that we received in the last 24 hours. I normally post on theeroticreview.com which make more sense than UKP in the U.S. where my login name is “revmassage”.  You Londoners are really lucky that you don’t have to worry about being put on a sex offenders list for engaging in what is so natural.

Response to Notes from Sinz and Jtnonny: She is very slim but with good muscle tone; she swims daily. I prefer women on the slim side probably because I used to be really fit and hang around women who were also addicted to triathlons, 10Ks, marathons, etc. No Jtnonny, I am not Shamu sized. Until my mid-thirties I was always just really fit, my best 10K is 35 minutes, Marathon is 3:11, and Ironman is 11:30. My body fat was almost always under 10%, and so I started seeing fat a bad sign and an indication that someone has given up on life. I am probably carrying 30 more pounds than I should be right now, so making the opportunity to see Felicity dependent on getting back to my fighting weight (this was my insistence) could be just the motivation I need.

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Horses for course an' all that :blush: ... but I'm finding myself thinking about punting felfair ... essentially because hers is an extreme body type that I've not sexperienced. It's more the price that I'm finding off-putting.

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Link ???

It is linked at the top of the review below the title

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Too skinny for my liking. She looks / reminds me of one of those Hare-Krishna devotees.

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Horses for course an' all that :blush: ... but I'm finding myself thinking about punting felfair ... essentially because hers is an extreme body type that I've not sexperienced. It's more the price that I'm finding off-putting.

:unknown:

I find myself in exactly the same position   :scare:

Offline DipsyDoodle

Per my review, it was an outstanding experience.

What exactly are the services that you received?  How did she perform in providing those services?  How long was the booking?

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Response to Musicman007 Comments: I was also very skeptical when I saw what was written about Felicity on Adultwork. I am a researcher in my day job, so I started comms to get more data. Felicity was very responsive and sounded legit, but I was still prepared to be disappointed when the door opened (we have all been there a time or two). Per my review, it was an outstanding experience.

Response to Foxtail17 Comments: The pictures of her face are misleading. She is gorgeous in person, and a smile or frown can take things one way or another. Yes, this is my first review on UKP. I don’t live in the UK, but rather in Boston when I am digging out of the 20 inches of snow that we received in the last 24 hours. I normally post on theeroticreview.com which make more sense than UKP in the U.S. where my login name is “revmassage”.  You Londoners are really lucky that you don’t have to worry about being put on a sex offenders list for engaging in what is so natural.

Response to Notes from Sinz and Jtnonny: She is very slim but with good muscle tone; she swims daily. I prefer women on the slim side probably because I used to be really fit and hang around women who were also addicted to triathlons, 10Ks, marathons, etc. No Jtnonny, I am not Shamu sized. Until my mid-thirties I was always just really fit, my best 10K is 35 minutes, Marathon is 3:11, and Ironman is 11:30. My body fat was almost always under 10%, and so I started seeing fat a bad sign and an indication that someone has given up on life. I am probably carrying 30 more pounds than I should be right now, so making the opportunity to see Felicity dependent on getting back to my fighting weight (this was my insistence) could be just the motivation I need.

half expecting you to start citing your BMI and body fat %

She does have a touch of androgynous about her...
she used to be ballpark £400p/h that i recall - maybe the phone got a bit dusty

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Don't forget about my VO2max. I guess that I did go a little overboard on numbers. You caught me being a bit annoyed at the negative statements on her physique and health. So many of the stellar and very healthy runners and other athletes I know (or knew) were quite thin. Felicity is not quite as slender as some of the pictures seem to suggest, and she is very healthy in body and mind.

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Don't forget about my VO2max. I guess that I did go a little overboard on numbers. You caught me being a bit annoyed at the negative statements on her physique and health. So many of the stellar and very healthy runners and other athletes I know (or knew) were quite thin. Felicity is not quite as slender as some of the pictures seem to suggest, and she is very healthy in body and mind.

Is she the only WG you have punted ?

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Don't forget about my VO2max. I guess that I did go a little overboard on numbers. You caught me being a bit annoyed at the negative statements on her physique and health. So many of the stellar and very healthy runners and other athletes I know (or knew) were quite thin. Felicity is not quite as slender as some of the pictures seem to suggest, and she is very healthy in body and mind.

Sorry for being a bit blunt-british but: did you poke her fanny with your cock or not?

Did you fuck? Or did you get have a pleasant chat? And did you grind her?

Offline DipsyDoodle

I will be even more direct.  This review is pointless.  We have no idea of whether you actually had sex, did she give a BJ, was it OWO or OW, did she provide DFK, FK, or no kissing at all.  It is totally rubbish.

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I quite like the last line where she insists op drop some weight or she wont fuck him.

Not sure i've come across a fussy brass before, or is the op a Shamu sized individual?

it reads more like OP is saying to her - only let me meet you if i'm thin enough.
in any case, really fucking weird!

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usually refers to the maximum amount of oxygen your body is able to use up in 60 secs - an athletics metric, indication of long distance cardio stuff really.

but i'm definitely getting hints of West8

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OP, this will help for future reviews: External Link/Members Only

Basically, we just want to know what kind of service she provides, and what aspects of it were exceptional/ good/ mediocre/ appalling, etc.

Hope that your slimmed down reunion is just as breathtaking...  :hi:

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also in the boat of, would be interested just based on her out of the ordinary body.

If she reduced her prices to something reasonable, i might actually go see her and treat it as a TOFFT and basically ignore this review, but not at 200/hr.

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usually refers to the maximum amount of oxygen your body is able to use up in 60 secs - an athletics metric, indication of long distance cardio stuff really.

but i'm definitely getting hints of West8

Thanks.

Im getting hints of attention seeker ... so you may be correct.

 i think she looks anorexic so the fact the op says she isnt too thin (anorexics never see themselves as too thin as i understand it) could also point to the lass herself having written it  :unknown:

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I will be even more direct.  This review is pointless.  We have no idea of whether you actually had sex, did she give a BJ, was it OWO or OW, did she provide DFK, FK, or no kissing at all.  It is totally rubbish.

+1

Not a review of her sexual abilities or services provided just a fluffy post about her being a  :

I was surprised that there was no review on this forum of this amazingly beautiful and unique person.

Pointless 'review'  :thumbsdown:

Offline Cumberland

Sorry for being a bit blunt-british but: did you poke her fanny with your cock or not?

Did you fuck? Or did you get have a pleasant chat? And did you grind her?
Ha ha good call. But US Fanny = UK Arse so it’s all getting complicated.
BTW I am a bit of a perve for this body type too and had a few bookings with a real anorexic type a couple of years back. Sex was okay but sooo many mental issues behind this that she became a bit too scary for me. I was genuinely frightened in my last booking with her !!! Now departed AW to god knows what.

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I do like a skinny girl so Felfair looks stunning to me. But the review was not helpful. I must find out for myself. If I do I will post something about it.

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looks like a boy who hasnt had a meal in a few weeks


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I don't know if that whore sucks or fucks...
...but now I know the 10k performance of the punter in his mid-30s.

Interesting review.  :hi: