So this morning I was horny as fuck so decided I wanted to get a massage with a happy ending. I contacted Baltic massage and they got quite arsey so I decided to give zen a chance as there are some good reviews on here.
I sent a text managed to get a 11 oclock appointment, comms were good. Zen Massage is 30 second walk from Upminster bridge station. its on the main road, not very discreet but I wasn't to bothered.
Walked in, girl put me in the room told me to take my clothes off. I have never been before so I left my boxers on. So last night I haven't slept and was quite drunk still and on other substances.. but she came in, I didn't catch her name but a Brazilian girl with an amazing ass. She asked me how I would like the massage soft or hard, told her to be hard. The massage was ok, I was happy enough. Got to the point where she asked me if I wanted my front massaged. I turned over, with a semi, she seemed disappointed but I was trying not to get a log on. She started rubbing my legs, then the question.. would you like a happy ending. The hand job was good, but she was making these noises.. oh yeah, which I didn't really like. All in all I would give this a positive review.
Price: 30 min massage £30.
extras: 20 quid for hand relief I should have negotiated this but I couldn't be asked.
She also gets naked for £40, but I didn't think this was worth while. in fairness, I got to touch her ass and tits so you know.
