Lady Lana Lou - Carluke

[bibendium]

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AVOID AVOID
I deserve all I get.
I never read her profile properly in my haste to get a last minute punt, and there it is lurking near the bottom of her likes and dislikes
UNPROTECTED SEX!!!!!!!!!!
any way after initial contact on AW today off I headed for 1/2 hr meet £40 , fucking kicking myself I should have sussed
arrived at hers 5 mins late but  not a problem , she is a big big girl. but not the worst looking facially
into the bedroom paperwork out the way  got undressed and she did too that was when it went downhill rapidly the smell of stale sweat was overpowering
to the point I coudnt continue. I made my excuses and got dressed and left . not before Lifting the £40 she had left lying on the dressing table I felt she did not deserve my money having made no effort to get herself freshened up, a few choice words as I left , but it was short lived as she stays on a top floor of apartment block and woudnt want a scene.wasnt till  later I read her profile in full  turns out I dodged the bullit AVOID AVOID AVOID   

[Uncle Buck]

I’ve got to ask.........

Why the fuck would you go near that?

Her picture gallery is a horror show. Great to hear you picked up your cash and left.... good man.

UB

[S.X. MacHine]

A useful review.
Even assuming the lack of personal hygiene had not put you off, would you have been ok with shagging such an obese WG?
She's not so much a case of 'carrying an extra pound or two' as full on clinical obesity.

[Happyjose]

Explicitly stating her no refunds policy on her profile page is a bit of a clue

[Boinky]

Some guys do love the chubsters, I'd hazard a guess bibendum could be one.


Bibendum is also the name for the Michelin Man.

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[hardtoplease]

Some guys do love the chubsters, I'd hazard a guess bibendum could be one.


Bibendum is also the name for the Michelin Man.

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Also the name of an oyster bar in London - thought something smelled of fish   

[Towlie]

Jesus fuck mate. Least ye got yer cash back.

[Rossco100]

I don't mind a chubby now and then but she is just a complete mess from the get go

Well done for lifting the cash and leaving.

[Bobbins1973]

We have all been tempted by super low rates, especially for overnighters but sometimes if it's too good to be true then it usually is lol