Author Topic: Solitaire Ice - Cardiff (Read 3757 times)

Steelworker · « **on:** March 09, 2018, 04:26:17 pm »

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I believe this is a tofft. I had an absolutely marvellous time with a very attractive and lively woman. The time included a moment of unbridled hilarity.

Communication was initially AW for an incall then by text. Solitaire has full time job and does this part time. Incall was difficult so we agreed she’d book a day use hotel for a 2 hour meeting. Feedback on AW was useful as she knew another SP who vouched I was clean, reliable. Rate was 250 for the 2 hours.

Venue was a pleasant and usually efficient hotel on outskirts of city centre.

Solitaire is mid 30’s, longish blonde hair, tremendous figure. Medium sized breasts and a magnificent bum. Nice long black nails. Attractive face, IMO and I was delighted when she opened the door. She has a very amusing and entertaining personality. She needed it.

After quite a chat, into very sensual FK and DFK. Quite a bit of this then straight into 69 with my head against the headboard and hers at the bottom of the bed. This is relevant. She has very good technique and I was enjoying the oral and rimming on her too. She gets wet. After quite a long time I was almost near the vinegar strokes and thinking, ‘do I say I’m going to come or ask her to put condom on?’. This became moot because, owing to some glitch in the booking system, a man carrying a bag entered the room. He didn’t see my face but was looking at Solitaire with my cock in her mouth.

He quickly left and we both collapsed on the bed laughing. In fact, neither of us could do anything other than laugh for 20 minutes. We had named him ‘Johnny Cockblock’

We got back to action, DFK, followed by a long bout of oral on her. Very wet. She returned the favour and allowed me to watch as she stroked and licked. I needed to fuck so condom on and she suggested the view in reverse cowgirl with grinding, perching etc would be good. It was. She turned round and rode me for some time, slowing and keeping me on edge till the end. Extremely good with some nice DFK and chat.

Cleaned up and had another laugh.

This could be described as a ‘coitus interruptus punt’.

However, I had a really horny time with good looking, excellent and skilled woman. I’ll be back

SeekingtheTruth · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2018, 04:30:33 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 09, 2018, 04:26:17 pm

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I believe this is a tofft. I had an absolutely marvellous time with a very attractive and lively woman. The time included a moment of unbridled hilarity.

Communication was initially AW for an incall then by text. Solitaire has full time job and does this part time. Incall was difficult so we agreed she’d book a day use hotel for a 2 hour meeting. Feedback on AW was useful as she knew another SP who vouched I was clean, reliable. Rate was 250 for the 2 hours.

Venue was a pleasant and usually efficient hotel on outskirts of city centre.

Solitaire is mid 30’s, longish blonde hair, tremendous figure. Medium sized breasts and a magnificent bum. Nice long black nails. Attractive face, IMO and I was delighted when she opened the door. She has a very amusing and entertaining personality. She needed it.

After quite a chat, into very sensual FK and DFK. Quite a bit of this then straight into 69 with my head against the headboard and hers at the bottom of the bed. This is relevant. She has very good technique and I was enjoying the oral and rimming on her too. She gets wet. After quite a long time I was almost near the vinegar strokes and thinking, ‘do I say I’m going to come or ask her to put condom on?’. This became moot because, owing to some glitch in the booking system, a man carrying a bag entered the room. He didn’t see my face but was looking at Solitaire with my cock in her mouth.

He quickly left and we both collapsed on the bed laughing. In fact, neither of us could do anything other than laugh for 20 minutes. We had named him ‘Johnny Cockblock’

We got back to action, DFK, followed by a long bout of oral on her. Very wet. She returned the favour and allowed me to watch as she stroked and licked. I needed to fuck so condom on and she suggested the view in reverse cowgirl with grinding, perching etc would be good. It was. She turned round and rode me for some time, slowing and keeping me on edge till the end. Extremely good with some nice DFK and chat.

Cleaned up and had another laugh.

This could be described as a ‘coitus interruptus punt’. However, I had a really horny time with good looking, excellent and skilled woman. I’ll be back

Haha, quality.

I wonder how he explained he was in the wrong room up to reception

mr big · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2018, 04:59:58 pm »

Nice one steel going to get round to seeing her myself man walks in room that could only happen to u

np500 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2018, 05:08:53 pm »

If you take enough radiators off , sooner or later you’ll have a disaster on your hands , punt enough, and most things will happen at some time or another

thank fuck it wasn’t her other half

, but she sounds good SW , one for list .

Razor Boy · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2018, 05:53:03 pm »

Sorry SW... thought I would check that you were ok and didn’t need a hand ! You seemed to be getting along fine so I made my exit and left you to it !

What a great punt, very erotic.
Shame she doesn’t accept a salad dodger like me otherwise she would go on my HL.

np500 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2018, 06:26:53 pm »

door unlocked has happened to me thinking about it, about six months ago, nothing happened but it was a faulty latch, always worth checking, bet I can guess what the first thing that guy did when he got to his room , and it was not make a cup of tea !

Steelworker · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2018, 08:44:04 pm »

Quote from: Redevil86 on March 09, 2018, 06:26:53 pm

door unlocked has happened to me thinking about it, about six months ago, nothing happened but it was a faulty latch, always worth checking, bet I can guess what the first thing that guy did when he got to his room , and it was not make a cup of tea !

That was part of the ‘post interruptus’ conversation, Red. My guess was he would limp down to reception, say the room was occupied, then go throw it away as fast as he could.

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2018, 11:08:40 pm »

Nice one SW. Have not seen her profile before so thanks and I will put her on my HL.

As for the intruder,

Punting_Mad · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2018, 11:40:20 pm »

I'm just in awe...

MrMatrix · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2018, 04:30:44 am »

Nice review SW. An interesting visit when 3rd party walks in. Only happened the once to me some 3 years ago. Worse still was the parking ticket the hotel issue with a picture of me in the car. Luckily OH out when mail arrived.
She does look hot though. Pleased you had a good time. MM

iverthickone · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2018, 10:26:54 am »

Perhaps reception were handing out tickets to see the great man himself. A sort of look & learn!

Glad you had a good time and can laugh at it though!

STAR-LORD · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2018, 10:56:14 am »

I bet 'Johhny Cockblock' was relieved when he found the correct room after witnessing that experience!

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Grumpy Pumpy · « **Reply #12 on:** March 11, 2018, 05:17:16 pm »

That fellow will be telling his all his mates in the pub/rugby club/factory/office about walking in on a honey and her middle aged feller. And none will believe him.

That aside, she sounds like a cracking punt.

I'm probably just inside the top end of her weight limit. So onto the HL she goes

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 11, 2018, 07:08:12 pm »

I wonder what her weight limit is. Just obese people?

Grumpy Pumpy · « **Reply #14 on:** March 11, 2018, 07:43:12 pm »

That's what I'm banking on

vw · « **Reply #15 on:** March 11, 2018, 07:48:56 pm »

Quote from: Grumpy Pumpy on March 11, 2018, 07:43:12 pm

That's what I'm banking on

Maybe steelworker has info on any tape measures or bathroom scales at her venue.

good she put it on her profile so people don't bother wasting their time, some sad cases will no doubt get in training to impress a paid fuck.

Steelworker · « **Reply #16 on:** March 11, 2018, 08:26:23 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on March 11, 2018, 07:08:12 pm

I wonder what her weight limit is. Just obese people?

My guess is people who are very fat, not a normal bit of belly. We discussed fitness and she’s a regular gym attender and very into it.

OMellors · « **Reply #17 on:** March 11, 2018, 08:26:40 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 09, 2018, 04:26:17 pm

a man carrying a bag entered the room. He didn’t see my face but was looking at Solitaire with my cock in her mouth. :scare

I thought I recognised that cock

OM

Steelworker · « **Reply #18 on:** March 11, 2018, 08:27:28 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 11, 2018, 07:48:56 pm

Maybe steelworker has info on any tape measures or bathroom scales at her venue.

good she put it on her profile so people don't bother wasting their time, some sad cases will no doubt get in training to impress a paid fuck.

It was a hotel. I didn’t see any tape measures or scales

Steelworker · « **Reply #19 on:** March 11, 2018, 08:28:13 pm »

Quote from: OMellors on March 11, 2018, 08:26:40 pm

I thought I recognised that cock

OM

vw · « **Reply #20 on:** March 11, 2018, 08:32:19 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 11, 2018, 08:27:28 pm

It was a hotel. I didn’t see any tape measures or scales

Well she doesn't take this very seriously then, how will people know or will they be unceremoniously dumped at the door?

Probably safer for an outcall for the borderline punters as not to waste fuel and time.

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2018, 10:33:56 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 11, 2018, 08:26:23 pm

My guess is people who are very fat, not a normal bit of belly. We discussed fitness and she’s a regular gym attender and very into it.

That's what I thought and was hoping for.

iverthickone · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2018, 06:39:07 pm »

Quote from: mrdiamond77 on March 11, 2018, 07:08:12 pm

I wonder what her weight limit is. Just obese people?

That's me gone then! The scales start pleading for mercy when I am in the same room.

np500 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2018, 06:54:02 pm »

Quote from: iverthickone on March 12, 2018, 06:39:07 pm

That's me gone then! The scales start pleading for mercy when I am in the same room.

Can you deduct the waight of your dick , you’ll be well under then mate

mrdiamond77 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2018, 06:57:48 pm »

Quote from: Redevil86 on March 12, 2018, 06:54:02 pm

Can you deduct the waight of your dick , you’ll be well under then mate

Steelworker · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2018, 07:08:59 pm »

Quote from: Redevil86 on March 12, 2018, 06:54:02 pm

Can you deduct the waight of your dick , you’ll be well under then mate

Remembering our time together, that’s about a stone off!

vw · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2018, 07:27:04 pm »

Quote from: iverthickone on March 12, 2018, 06:39:07 pm

That's me gone then! The scales start pleading for mercy when I am in the same room.

Sure there are better younger models with much better reputations and no weighbridges.

42 (advertised + standard 7) years and got her first review, suspect its hype in a tea cup.

Steelworker · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2018, 08:22:43 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 12, 2018, 07:27:04 pm

Sure there are better younger models with much better reputations and no weighbridges.

42 (advertised + standard 7) years and got her first review, suspect its hype in a tea cup.

42? You may have access to numbers I don’t. You’re suggesting that the SP may be 49 based on her AW profile which says 36 and you haven’t seen her?

Weighbridges; ‘Good she put it on her profile to avoid people wasting their time’. I didn’t say that.

There are indeed younger models with better reputations on UKP. I just posted my own report of my experience. It’s one review only. It’s up to others whether they book her and review or not. I know you don’t trust my reviews. I wouldn’t contemplate seeing some you’ve seen. We pay our money and take our choice, review as we see fit.

vw · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2018, 08:32:31 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 12, 2018, 08:22:43 pm

42? You may have access to numbers I don’t. You’re suggesting that the SP may be 49 based on her AW profile which says 36 and you haven’t seen her?

Weighbridges; ‘Good she put it on her profile to avoid people wasting their time’. I didn’t say that.

There are indeed younger models with better reputations on UKP. I just posted my own report of my experience. It’s one review only. It’s up to others whether they book her and review or not. I know you don’t trust my reviews. I wouldn’t contemplate seeing some you’ve seen. We pay our money and take our choice, review as we see fit.

Saying the laws of averages mean 36 advertised plus the obligatory 6/7 years equals most likely real age. Her photos seem to agree with the rule, would not expect you to say though, which is good, makes life easier.

Her UKE arrival seems very coincidental, stage managed.

As for her profile, it is nonspecific as to whagt she means fat, at least those that say no blacks or no English are clear with the limits.

Secretly looking forward to the first too fat neg.

Well not so secretly now.

Steelworker · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2018, 08:40:29 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 12, 2018, 08:32:31 pm

Saying the laws of averages mean 36 advertised plus the obligatory 7 years equals most likely real age. Her photos seem to agree with the rule, would not expect you to say though, which is good, makes life easier.

Her UKE arrival seems very coincidental, stage managed.

I didn’t ask her her age. My guess would be 36 is about accurate. Not easier, not harder. What I think. But I’m mid 50’s so could be wrong.

You can roll eyes about UKE appearance all you want. Nothing to do with me.

SeekingtheTruth · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2018, 08:48:32 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 12, 2018, 08:32:31 pm

Saying the laws of averages mean 36 advertised plus the obligatory 7 years equals most likely real age. Her photos seem to agree with the rule, would not expect you to say though, which is good, makes life easier.

Her UKE arrival seems very coincidental, stage managed.

As for her profile, it is nonspecific as to whagt she means fat, at least those that say no blacks or no English are clear with the limits.

Secretly looking forward to the first too fat neg. Well not so secretly now.

Do you honestly believe that the pic she posted today is the body of a 42 year old?

vw · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2018, 08:53:10 pm »

Quote from: SeekingtheTruth on March 12, 2018, 08:48:32 pm

Do you honestly believe that the pic she posted today is the body of a 42 year old?

What photo? Where ?

The Aw ones do. Fingers and hands rarely lie.

Steelworker · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2018, 09:03:04 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on March 12, 2018, 08:53:10 pm

What photo? Where ?

The Aw ones do. Fingers and hands rarely lie.

Sorry, VW. I just went to look on AW. I call bullshit on that. You’re just shit stirring. Your prerogative and your MO. Perhaps we should simply see if anyone else has a good or bad time with her?

vw · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2018, 09:06:56 pm »

Quote from: Steelworker on March 12, 2018, 09:03:04 pm

Sorry, VW. I just went to look on AW. I call bullshit on that. You’re just shit stirring. Your prerogative and your MO. Perhaps we should simply see if anyone else has a good or bad time with her?

well we will see her hands holding her tits, looks 42 ish. Did i say she was a bad punt?

As for MO, did you do the same MO as with dita and discuss reviewing, with choreographed arrival on uke?