Angela Big Bum (Birmingham) B&S

[YoungBrum]

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Meeting was today , 30 minutes for £50

Comms:
6.5/10

I texted her to see if she was available, very quick response although I did ask if she kisses and sees black people but she didn't answer either, gave me postcode and number immediately.

I was running slightly late and told her I'd be 5 minutes, to which she said "come", maybe she thought I meant I was 5 minutes early? When I got there, she must've been able to see me, because she texted to say what to do and where to go etc.

Venue:
6/10

Some flats behind the Odeon at Broadway Plaza. Not very discrete, but no concierge or anybody lurking.

The girl:
7/10

Bait and switch. She also has a vivastreet profile External Link/Members Only and she alludes to a duo service with a friend named Christine. It was the friend who opened the door. External Link/Members Only is the friend, and I'd actually seen her with an AW profile a few months back and did want to see her but she disappeared before I had a chance. Decided to chance it today and followed her in. Looks just like her pictures, has a bit of a belly but her bum and thighs are solid rather than soft. Very pretty in my opinion too. Her English is a bit shit, but she's whacky and friendly enough.

Action:
6/10

Asked how long I wanted, opted for 30 mins. Told me to get naked as she stashed the money and I thought "here we go, £50 down the drain". When she returned I still had some clothes on and she kept gesturing me to take them off. She did join me however. She then looked at the clock and then asked if I wanted a massage. The mental list of timewasting tactics was being ticked off methodically. I did however accept as my shoulder does legitimately hurt, and she did give a firm massage to some Notorious B.I.G. on youtube which was unexpected.. I stopped the massageafter about 3 minutes, and she asked if I wanted OW or OWO, opted for OWO. I also asked about kissing, as it doesn't say on either of their profiles and she said yes. Hell of a lot of tongue, basically porn kissing which I don't like very much. She did try to hurry me into sex, I said later so she carried on. After about 15 minutes of OWO and kissing, she said I've got 5/10 minutes left. I replied "10 minutes ok" which she was fine with. If she's a timewaster, she's not a very good one. She gave me a condom to put on and I asked for doggy, after a few strokes she asked me to stop and switch because she doesn't like the position. She got on top and after a few minutes I popped. She gave me some wipes and that was that.

I was there about 25 minutes in total. 5 minutes under, but I didn't really feel short changed. Gave me a glass of coke at the end, and on my way out, I did actually get a quick glimpse of Angela. I seem to recall her being somewhere in Yorkshire and then London about 4 years ago on AW, and it did say she doesn't see black people. Perhaps then she read that and rather than turn me away she sent Christine in her place?

Positives:
- Pretty girl
- Friendly
- Decent OWO and kissing


Negatives:
- Bait and switch
- Poor English
- Possible timewaster

It's a massive shame, as although I found Christine very attractive, to me Angela is a level above her in terms of looks.

[pumps]

how is this review even a neutral? its a clear negative.


thanks for reviewing, I'm sure you'll be saving some folks wasted journeys.