Author Topic: Kamila in Croydon - don't waste your time  (Read 2446 times)


7 review(s) for KAMILLA SEX (3 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Brazilian Martian]

Offline Pablo_Escobar

It's been a while, i didn't have much time since i was in the area for a meeting and came across this advert. Thought a nice massage is just what i needed.

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cr06dl, davidson rd

The place.. on the outside looks like a total tip. I mean someone's been doing the place up and decided to dump all their shit onto the front entrance outside the main door. So didnt start well.

When the door opened, i dont know why i didnt walk. FFS! Not a looker at all.
The only thing that made me stay was the fact i saw a lovely blonde slim babe walk past in the corridor ahead. So i thought...ooo there's more to choose from. So walked up the stairs. Turns out she was not available.

Anyway £80 for a 60 mins massage (which was shit), she used baby oil, which i hate. Went topless when she started to pull me off.... after that, i looked at the clock and there was still a good 25 mins left of my 60 mins session. Asked to use the shower and i left.

It's just shite..... i mean this is advertised as a good massage proposition. So that's all i was looking for and the obligatory HE. But this was poor on all levels.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY OR TIME on her. But her friend who works from the same address... wow.... she was hot. When leaving she was in the kitchen as i was walking past and we shared a smile and a few words. HER.... i would go and see!!!! Think it would be cheeky of me to message the lady i had booked and ask for the other girls name/number and try her???

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Offline Henry Hoover

Maybe ask if she does a 4 handed massage with her room mate. Then at the last minute sack the munter off.

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Offline sirlean

It's been a while, i didn't have much time since i was in the area for a meeting and came across this advert. Thought a nice massage is just what i needed.

External Link/Members Only

Tel: 07981810314

cr06dl, davidson rd

The place.. on the outside looks like a total tip. I mean someone's been doing the place up and decided to dump all their shit onto the front entrance outside the main door. So didnt start well.

When the door opened, i dont know why i didnt walk. FFS! Not a looker at all.
The only thing that made me stay was the fact i saw a lovely blonde slim babe walk past in the corridor ahead. So i thought...ooo there's more to choose from. So walked up the stairs. Turns out she was not available.

Anyway £80 for a 60 mins massage (which was shit), she used baby oil, which i hate. Went topless when she started to pull me off.... after that, i looked at the clock and there was still a good 25 mins left of my 60 mins session. Asked to use the shower and i left.

It's just shite..... i mean this is advertised as a good massage proposition. So that's all i was looking for and the obligatory HE. But this was poor on all levels.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY OR TIME on her. But her friend who works from the same address... wow.... she was hot. When leaving she was in the kitchen as i was walking past and we shared a smile and a few words. HER.... i would go and see!!!! Think it would be cheeky of me to message the lady i had booked and ask for the other girls name/number and try her???

:)

Was this the girl you went to see or the girl you spotted in the kitchen

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noir

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I punted at that address 19 days ago. My experience of the punt was poor. She goes by the name ‘Anna’ and claims to be 19 years old and from Romania.

I met her from vivastreet.co.uk. I was attracted  to her figure/body and the details mentioned on her profile ad. Amongst which was a promise to leave her client with a memorable sexual experience that would leave them coming back for more.

I entered the property with high expectations, and left disappointed. It was a waste of my money (£100) and time (60mins).

First, she is thicker (in fact, obese) compared to her figure in ‘her’ profile pictures. I think she isn’t the person in those pictures but I could be wrong.

Second, although she was excellent at breaking the ice with some getting-to-know-each other chats and cuddling, it took 15mins than I wanted. I had to prod her to get into the real business I’m here for.

Third, her blowjob was just ok but she couldn’t  fuck and ride a dick, even on missionary position she couldn’t take a dick (6.5in-L/5.9in-G) properly. She reapplied lube in her vag, it didn’t make any difference.

Fourth, she then resorted to a handjob despite I asking for a blowjob. I told her I need to climax twice which she agreed. Immediately after nutting my geez, she asked for a massage. I was like: ‘hell no I still need to geez’. She pleaded in broken English, “just for 5mins; I’d make up [for the time]”.

Fifth, 3mins into the massage she was sleepy, weary and lethargic. I asked if she has received many clients before me to which she said no. “I’m the only person she has fucked [on that day]”, she claimed.

Sixth, instead of prepping me for round 2 as agreed she started narrating tales of mistreatment she has received from punts, and how life has been unkind to her. At this time, I thought the responsible think to do is to leave.


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Two things...


she couldn’t  fuck and ride a dick, even on missionary position she couldn’t take a dick (6.5in-L/5.9in-G) properly.

You seriously have exact measurements?? You are posting exact measurements here??

despite I asking for a blowjob. I told her I need to climax twice which she agreed. Immediately after nutting my geez, she asked for a massage. I was like: ‘hell no I still need to geez’. She pleaded in broken English, “just for 5mins; I’d make up [for the time]”.

Geez?




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DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY OR TIME on her. But her friend who works from the same address... wow.... she was hot. When leaving she was in the kitchen as i was walking past and we shared a smile and a few words. HER.... i would go and see!!!! Think it would be cheeky of me to message the lady i had booked and ask for the other girls name/number and try her???

:)

You probably saw her daughter in the kitchen. The clue is the Gumtree ad. 4hands massage ---- mum & daughter?  :sarcastic:

Offline NickA

Nearly booked this yesterday. She was advertising on AW as well as Gumtree. Headless body shots, presuming they were accurate, suggested an overweight munter.

I smelt an EE rat and thought better of it. Google Maps Street View confirmed the gaff was a shithole as well.

Thanks for the heads up, though. Sorry it was so bad.

Offline Pablo_Escobar

Sirlean - it's not External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only her.

Yeah i also saw the ads for the mum and daughter duo (even though that kinda turns me on), if it was this pair, i'm glad i didnt go for it. Although the younger girl was properly fit..... 'mum' would have just killed my mojo and then the whole thing would have been a waste of time.

I'm opting for a safe bet.... a nice proper Thai massage with HE from a trusty go to place tomorrow to wash away the memory of the other day. Onward and updward!!!!!!