Author Topic: Massage in Belfast (Read 7324 times)

Soggybiccy · « **on:** March 06, 2018, 05:22:52 am »

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Possibly the worst half hour in a very long time. Had the morning off and thought a massage would be a treat on a shitty Monday. Phoned the number which was answered by a heavy carribean type accent. Happy days I thought. Asked about price and was quoted 50 saying I would leave happy. £50 decent price and she was handy so I went for it.
Parked right outside the address and she opened the door dressed like Mrs would on a wet Monday afternoon. Kids shoes in the hallway and the TV on in the living room I started to get dubious. Anyway went upstairs and was led in to a pigsty of a room. No conversation or banter btw, just get undressed and lie down. Massage itself was crap. Not enough oil though she did put a vibrator on my balls for a while but doesn't make up for anything else. Turned round and she massages me with her hugggggggge hangers but eyes closed all the time
Started to wank me and to he honest I couldn't wait to cum and go. Well there was the problem. She had so little grace about the hand job I couldn't. Eventually I spurted and she wiped up. I'm a keen massage goer even though this is my first review. Do not waste your money. No matter how wet and miserable your Monday is

andykane · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2018, 11:32:37 am »

Good review, sounds like an awful experience.

Too many around unfortunately!
Hope your next one is a better one!

Mkdng · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2018, 09:00:07 am »

Rough Location woud be good??
was it on the massage table advertised??
Maybe you could post a few more reviews on other massages

Soggybiccy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2018, 09:54:23 pm »

East Belfast off bloomfield. I struggle to get across to South Belfast where most of the action seems to happen

ChrisElli · « **Reply #4 on:** March 11, 2018, 01:19:32 am »

I have been to her before I left a review a while back it was a nightmare experience. If I ever get a massage in the bloomfield area it's usually katalin or Zena I stick too.

irishmcbloke · « **Reply #5 on:** March 11, 2018, 01:34:30 am »

Where does Katalin work from and do you get a HE from her and Zena?

ChrisElli · « **Reply #6 on:** March 11, 2018, 12:00:05 pm »

Zena works in the belfast source massage on beersbridge road she does do HE only on a second visit and the massage is excellent heres the link:
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Katalin works in the Bloomfield area no far from that woman you visited from her home which is very clean I have been to her a few times for a proper massage she doesn't do a HE its strictly a massage: External Link/Members Only

Car58 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2018, 01:28:36 pm »

Zena charge extra for the HE ?

ChrisElli · « **Reply #8 on:** March 11, 2018, 06:46:31 pm »

Its £60 for a one hour sensual massage but she will explain its only for repeat clients

Car58 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 11, 2018, 07:38:13 pm »

So £40 for a first time ordinary massage then if you go back £60 for one which includes a HE ? £100 to get a guaranteed HE a bit much .

ChrisElli · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2018, 12:02:56 am »

Quote from: Car58 on March 11, 2018, 07:38:13 pm

So £40 for a first time ordinary massage then if you go back £60 for one which includes a HE ? £100 to get a guaranteed HE a bit much .

A few that do return like myself go to relax from being stressed out from work, ones that do advertise HE tend to be a bit dodgy you seen from your own experiences from that black girl. If its not your thing you would be best to stick with the touring girls of escort Ireland or backpages.

Car58 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2018, 07:48:12 am »

Just because the ad is on Gumtree it doesn't make it any better I know they rarely give there proper names but at least if using one don't spell it differently twice in the ad also address she gives is private house not small business centre where you can hire rooms and many a ad in Gumtree says non sexual services clearly not true from experience .

ChrisElli · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2018, 09:20:58 am »

You could try ashling on escort ireland she in back in belfast today £60 for a naked massage. I haven't been myself but she has good reviews if you want to avoid all the gumtree ones.

Tom28 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 14, 2018, 03:18:48 pm »

Quote from: ChrisElli on March 12, 2018, 09:20:58 am

You could try ashling on escort ireland she in back in belfast today £60 for a naked massage. I haven't been myself but she has good reviews if you want to avoid all the gumtree ones.

Chris how old is zena and what does she look like? Massage good?

ChrisElli · « **Reply #14 on:** March 14, 2018, 09:30:14 pm »

Curly brown hair, small height, she has a bit off weight but still looks, tanned skin, lovely sized breasts and lovely to chat too. She is very easy going and the center has been dead every time I have went during the morning. the first time is a good massage the next is a lot more teasing with the massage going to the more sensual areas. Hope that helps tom28

Fckths7 · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2018, 07:23:03 pm »

Zena told me over text that she never does HE. What is her type? I’m quite skinny but not an ugly one.

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