KISSES WITH CRISTAL - North-West London

[Ron89]

Recently visited this one at a Greater London hotel. Seen the recent reviews and thought I’d weigh in with my two cents. Good comms, seems to have a maid but sends those annoying auto texts once you’ve made contact with her.

Facially, she’s a true reflection of her photos - I don’t think she’s very attractive and her body isn’t great at all. 5/10 face, 3/10 body. Small tits and a saggy arse. Her pics heavily photoshop her body.

I’m writing this a little annoyed by her existing reviews if I’m honest. Expecting world class calibre oral, it soon became obvious how average she is. Wasn’t deep, wasn’t sloppy, average technique, sometimes I wonder if I’m seeing the same girl.

Sex was average and she was ridiculously mediocre in every department. When a girl hasn’t got aesthetics in her favour she has to have exceptional skills but this one really doesn’t at all. Pleasant personality but that’s the only pro I can think of.

Sounds like I’m ripping her more than Neville did Arsenal the other week, but she’s one of my worst punts in a while and I wouldn’t recommend it. I don’t want to say previous reviews are fabricated, but some are clearly very easily pleased.

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[FCB]

Facially, she’s a true reflection of her photos - I don’t think she’s very attractive and her body isn’t great at all. 5/10 face, 3/10 body. Small tits and a saggy arse. Her pics heavily photoshop her body.

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[Ron89]

Ill add that the body selfies with the mirror are definitely not her

[pepsicolaboy]

The maid/agency/Mrs Sergei where full of shit when I phoned them soon after this profile appeared and didn't care about enticing customers to book with made up services, let alone the 3 different girls in the pictures (see my previous posts on this one).

If you book an 'English' girl in London who appears new and some woman of Northern descent answers (will also initially act like it is the girl you are booking) then this is this lot, been around for a while putting SP into London Hotels.

Clearly dont give a shit about punter, honesty or repeat business 





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[Ron89]

The maid/agency/Mrs Sergei where full of shit when I phoned them soon after this profile appeared and didn't care about enticing customers to book with made up services, let alone the 3 different girls in the pictures (see my previous posts on this one).

If you book an 'English' girl in London who appears new and some woman of Northern descent answers (will also initially act like it is the girl you are booking) then this is this lot, been around for a while putting SP into London Hotels.

Clearly dont give a shit about punter, honesty or repeat business 





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Completely agree, though I don’t want to detract from the main gripe in that the girl/services are piss poor despite gleaming reviews. I’ve found UK Punting a very useful platform and hope it doesn’t become as unreliable as Adultwork feedback. For numerous reviews to say this girl gives some of the best owo is a joke in itself.

[The_Don]

I learned to take W/G, feed back on A/W with a pinch of salt. A system that's to open to abuse and misuse IMO

Currently I have 0 feed back on my A/W account (and its going to stay that way of some time). That alone states how much faith I have, in that system.

I’ve found UK Punting a very useful platform and hope it doesn’t become as unreliable as Adultwork feedback. For numerous reviews to say this girl gives some of the best owo is a joke in itself.

There are many reasons why. UKP is the number 1 site for punters and why so many others, have just faded away. But UKP, just keeps growing (IMO) 

Admin and NIK efforts/achievements, in running/maintaining and setting up the site.

A strong core membership, that are willing to share. Weeding out wrong un/white knights/pimps and bad W/G

[Type_O_Negative]

And 150/hour now! Cheeky cow!

[Ron89]

There are many reasons why. UKP is the number 1 site for punters and why so many others, have just faded away. But UKP, just keeps growing (IMO) 

Admin and NIK efforts/achievements, in running/maintaining and setting up the site.

A strong core membership, that are willing to share. Weeding out wrong un/white knights/pimps and bad W/G

Absolutely, and that’s why I wanted to share. Unreliability in terms of numerous positive reviews is just not something I expected as the community for the most part are spot on. Money wasted is always disheartening I guess.

[pepsicolaboy]

Completely agree, though I don’t want to detract from the main gripe in that the girl/services are piss poor despite gleaming reviews. I’ve found UK Punting a very useful platform and hope it doesn’t become as unreliable as Adultwork feedback. For numerous reviews to say this girl gives some of the best owo is a joke in itself.

I understand what you saying.

In defence of UKP and just for another perspective: she only had 2 UKP Reviews at that point before your negative review - so not enough to say the 'gleaming reviews' where at fault - there where just 2 and I think you need to wait for more and statistically valid aggregate to kick in properly. Just 2 reviews is enough to easily consider (Positive, Negative or Neutral)such as an anomaly - not enough data is in.

I will also say there where enough red flags on UKP over this profile (most by me  ) and the Sergei/Mrs Sergei that you 'should' have been on high alert anyway.  Its important to read intel threads on SP not simply the reviews IMO.

Thinking about it, its possible more than 1 girl is serving gents from this profile away

[king tarzan]

I understand what you saying.

In defence of UKP and just for another perspective: she only had 2 UKP Reviews at that point before your negative review - so not enough to say the 'gleaming reviews' where at fault - there where just 2 and I think you need to wait for more and statistically valid aggregate to kick in properly. Just 2 reviews is enough to easily consider (Positive, Negative or Neutral)such as an anomaly - not enough data is in.

I will also say there where enough red flags on UKP over this profile (most by me  ) and the Sergei/Mrs Sergei that you 'should' have been on high alert anyway.  Its important to read intel threads on SP not simply the reviews IMO.

Thinking about it, its possible more than 1 girl is serving gents from this profile away

Decent looking gave me excellent owo
No complaints from me

Escorts and punters personality chemistry towards each other varies all of the time...

[pepsicolaboy]

King Tarzan your comments mean I am more swayed, that more than 1 blonde girl is servicing punters from this profile, as suspected

[Ron89]

I’m convinced we saw the same girl. It’s all subjective, and probably about recognising and following posters with similar standards to your own - something I need to work on.

[pepsicolaboy]

I’m convinced we saw the same girl. It’s all subjective, and probably about recognising and following posters with similar standards to your own - something I need to work on.

It is subjective agreed, I also think you can see the same girl, have the same experience and it be Meh next time.

it has happened to me with Polish 'Sexy Busty Monica' and I reviewed both times