Stewarton Massage

[Maldon88]

Hello all , I have been punting and seeing usually escorts until a couple of years ago when I fancied massage with HE.
I have read reviews for long time but never felt  compelled to compile one until now.
I work all over the UK and in last 20 Yeats I hsve probably saw over 150 girls.
Had some great times and some not so good times but in last few months I hsve been focussing on massage with HE.
As per some other reviews I have hsd some good times
Went to Mauchline and as other reviews she was really scatty and did me out of 30 mins
Saw An advert on Craigslist and Gumtree for  massage in Stewarton
I called the number and was told round about an hour with good massage and HE.
Comms were very good as were full directions , parking good in busy residential street with no visible curtain twitchers
Went to door surprised to see loveky girl aged middle thirties curvy with great breasts say about a size 14 perfect for me
Taken upto to lovely warm massage room with bottled water and shower offered before and after , I hsd just showered so declined
Great massage fab small talk could not wait to turn over nice oily finish hsd ne hitting the ceiling lol
This girl is a gem , seems to be new to scene think it’s only HE but well worth a visit , didn’t want to,post as wanted to keep to myself but guys she is fantastic , make your way to Ayrshire when you can it’s the best 50 quid I hsve spent in a long time but do me a favour don’t fully book her up as I will be returnin!,,,,,

[Sinz]

Do you have a link to the advert or contact number ?

[Goldfinch]

Could be this one:

External Link/Members Only

[Sinz]

Could be this one:

External Link/Members Only

Came across few of those same ones, including one posted 4 days ago.

But the price mentioned did not match up.

[Goldfinch]

Came across few of those same ones, including one posted 4 days ago.

But the price mentioned did not match up.

Ah fair enough,I googled the number and a Craigslist ad was created with the same number,but not visible now.

Will wait for the op to confirm.

[Sinz]

Ah fair enough,I googled the number and a Craigslist ad was created with the same number,but not visible now.

Will wait for the op to confirm.

Yeah, nice one

[Jroberts814]

If I were to guess, the OP would be referring to this https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=1838525

may improved since then?  Have a feeling its the same person, moved location?

[Maldon88]

Hi guys yes the person I mentioned from mauchline is petson in last link stay well clear if you look for massage Stewarton on Craigslist or EN massage , her advert states £25 but thst is standard massage as she does normal beauty services too, was even more of a turn on for me knowing this

[Maldon88]

Sorry forgot to mention Stewarton massage number is 07830 625969

[Name Not Found]

Is it. just me or does this not quite pass the "prossie posting as punter" smell test?

"Hi guys" - what bloke ever says that?
Punted for 2 years and 150 girls but was only moved to post a review by a HJ in Stewarton?
"lovely warm room with bottled water"? Who give a fuck?
"Fab small talk" ??
"want to keep her to myself....", " don't book her up".
"Seems new to the scene"
Posting her phone number?

Try as I might, I just can't hear a punter saying shit like that.

[Tugzalot]

+1

[Jock D]

Aye...I'm with you on this one NNF.

[rockyrobin99]

Aye that's pish talk right enough.

[Maldon88]

Am certainly no prossie , sorry but first ever post I’ve put on here but a can assure you I visited the lassie and she is legit as I am too, I’m new on here but no new to working lassies I’m no a stupid wee boy I’m 47 , before you start thinking the lassie posted the review we’ll see didn’t and if you take the time to visit her instead of posted ur thoughts get soon and has her a visit , I know it’s a forum and sorry if I didnae write it very well , if I decide on another I will get Ian Rankine the help me

[Jock D]

I know it’s a forum and sorry if I didnae write it very well , if I decide on another I will get Ian Rankine the help me

You don't need Ian Rankin...before you post, hit the preview tab...and see if what you've written makes sense.

[Maldon88]

Cheers Jock, I will keep that in mind thanks for the advice

[Name Not Found]

Am certainly no prossie , sorry but first ever post I’ve put on here but a can assure you I visited the lassie and she is legit as I am too, I’m new on here but no new to working lassies I’m no a stupid wee boy I’m 47 , before you start thinking the lassie posted the review we’ll see didn’t and if you take the time to visit her instead of posted ur thoughts get soon and has her a visit , I know it’s a forum and sorry if I didnae write it very well , if I decide on another I will get Ian Rankine the help me

Strange how your language style has changed from 'teen bozo' to 'ancient Scots' in a few posts, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt ...for now.

Lets see if anyone else pays a visit to the Legend of Stewarton and 'hits the roof'

[Maldon88]

I’d never written a post before but u shud try her bud

[Name Not Found]

I’d never written a post before but u shud try her bud

And you should write some reviews for the other 150 girls you've (allegedly) seen. It would do wonders for your credibility.

[JonhJames]

Is it. just me or does this not quite pass the "prossie posting as punter" smell test?

"Hi guys" - what bloke ever says that?
Punted for 2 years and 150 girls but was only moved to post a review by a HJ in Stewarton?
"lovely warm room with bottled water"? Who give a fuck?
"Fab small talk" ??
"want to keep her to myself....", " don't book her up".
"Seems new to the scene"
Posting her phone number?


Try as I might, I just can't hear a punter saying shit like that.

Hi guys... +1

[Uncle Buck]

Is it. just me or does this not quite pass the "prossie posting as punter" smell test?

"Hi guys" - what bloke ever says that?
Punted for 2 years and 150 girls but was only moved to post a review by a HJ in Stewarton?
"lovely warm room with bottled water"? Who give a fuck?
"Fab small talk" ??
"want to keep her to myself....", " don't book her up".
"Seems new to the scene"
Posting her phone number?

Undoubtedly not a punter

UB

Try as I might, I just can't hear a punter saying shit like that.

[Courtney]

I’d never written a post before

...it does seem that you have never used a keyboard before.

I’m no a stupid wee boy I’m 47 , before you start thinking the lassie posted the review

Really?

we’ll see didn’t and if you take the time to visit her instead of posted ur thoughts get soon and has her a visit , I know it’s a forum and sorry if I didnae write it very well , if I decide on another I will get Ian Rankine the help me

 ....what backwards language is this? 

[Marmalade]

Is there a rash of reviews lately where the technique look looks easily like “pick some unknown not-easily-traceable prossie, even if would be a dumb choice, write a few lines of non-specific shit then ...”

If challenged over a “crap punt” say it was TOFTT

If challenged over “good punt” say “take it from me” and “believe me” as if that made it more believable ?


Then claim you’ve had hundreds of punts but never been on AW and reported, never said anything believable about yourself as a punter...

The bottom line is, even if some of these nudge-nudge wink-wink punts happened, they don’t exactly look like they’re going to help other punters.