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External Link/Members OnlyCalled a couple of days ago. The voice on the phone wasn't particularly encouraging (squeaking tone, just a few words), but my subsequent request to confirm services (GFE, DFK, 69, OWO) was accepted so I went.
Only positive note about the meeting: I had originally booked for 7pm but ended up being late so I asked to move at 7.40. No complaints from her.
The flat is in an entrance on Sussex Gardens, tucked between two hotels. The street is large and there are no shops, so it's quite discreet. The flat in itself is warm and nice, although I only saw one bedroom and the toilet.
The girl bears no resemblance to the one in the pictures (and I'm going to report her to adultwork so the profile will probably disappear soon), but was quite hot, so I stayed. She is from Moldova, although I think she said she's from Hungarian origins.
She had very long, blonde hair, a vaguely mousy but not unattractive face (7), an ASTONISHING BODY (9.5) with a generally thin and well proportioned figure. Great legs, slim and long. Marvelous round ass. Thin waist, round hips. Nice feet. But most of all, the most incredible pair of (natural) boobs one could imagine on a woman with such a slim body: they are absolutely huge, among the top 3 I've ever seen, soft and bouncy, slightly falling but still very, very enticing. I got the sense that she might be a serial offender and she probably had various adultwork profiles before settling on this super-fake one.
She greeted me without a smile but not in a hostile way. Took my 80£, handed me a towel and sent me to take a shower. When I got back she was naked on the bed, with a bit of a bored look. She instantly told me to lie down, which is a sign that the girl wants to start with a BJ and avoid kissing. I tried to get her in a more GFE-type of setting, asking her to lie down beside me but she reacted awkwardly as if she couldn't understand or what I was asking was absurd. Tried kissing, and she reacted with very stiff pecks, her mouth firmly shut.
I resigned myself to the shit service that I knew was coming and relaxed. She gave me one of the most incompetent blowjobs ever (only getting maybe 1-2cms of my length in her mouth, and keeping the skin pulled up around the tip...). Asked her to get in a 69, which she did keeping her hips quite high, and allowing it for maybe 5 seconds overall. Let's say 20 seconds BJ and 5 additional seconds in 69: then she moved away and got a condom. She put the condom on, and sucked me equally incompetently for maybe 30 more seconds, then quickly moved on top of me, and rode me ineptly for a minute, all the while emitting moans among the fakest I've ever heard.
I put her down on her back, and she instantly placed a hand under her buttocks so she could keep the condom under check, which she did for the whole time. It wasn't long, because as annoyed as I was from her ridiculous performance, I had also been pre-warmed by the second round of a session that I had had an hour before (I was undecided which of the two to try so I tried them both), and I came after about 30 seconds of pumping her, thanks to those incredible breasts.
I quickly got dressed and left with her not really making an effort to make the good bye any more pleasant. I think overall I was in and out in 15 minutes. Absolutely not recommended, unless you are curious to see that majestic body and you think you can get better service by being a bit more insistent than me.
Topic: AmyWella - B&S by an incompetent idiot with an astonishing body (Read 3313 times)