Author Topic: Gumtree "Sweedish relaxing massage by IrIs"  (Read 2136 times)

Offline wacko

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£50HH

Booked with a raging hangover horn i.e. mistake! 

Comms - Good, booked via text - rapid and clear responses.

Location - Not in the East End as advertised - actually a top floor tenement flat on Bridge St. Pretty sure previous punter was coming out the close door as I came in.  Tight turnaroud!  Also met an elderly asian gentleman on his way out who seemed less than happy at the sight of me.

Service - Hid behind door til I entered to reveal a lacey fishnet top and knickers/stockings wearing a trout pouting 40yo Romanian.  Nearly walked but the wee man and lack of time to find an alternative said stay.  Pleasant enough chat but usual boring small talk bollocks, shite pan pipe renditions of pop tunes on a 90s CD player, pish massage (lightly stroking back, legs and arse cheeks) for 20mins before the business end...
Told me to turn over, slapped on some lube and said "you can touch me and you can come when you want".  Yanked on my oiled boaby while I shut my eyes and fingered her imagining a much better looker.  In fairness - she had very good tits and great nipples so I asked her to use them to finish me off.  Ended with a slightly awkward titwank/handjob onto her tits and got the fuck out.

Will not be back and would not recommend.

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 If that is her I don't know how you stayed. If she'd said £60 to me my reply would have been, fair enough but I want the money up front.

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If that is her I don't know how you stayed. If she'd said £60 to me my reply would have been, fair enough but I want the money up front.
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Offline wacko

Unfortunately that's the one.  Must've still been fucking steamin from the night before to have not walked.  Still have nightmarish flashbacks... :vomit: