After
Classy Mia departed our shores last year, I’ve been keen to pin down another proper nuru masseuse. Thanks to a recent heads-up review from amar, I thought I may have found one in the form of Nadya last month …
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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:My call was answered by well-spoken maid. I confirmed I wanted hour’s session, but really wanted reassurance that Nadya provided proper nuru massage. The maid explained that Nadya did and indeed used real nuru gel, hence the extra £20 (totaling £100 for the hour). This all sounded kosher to me, so I booked a session that afternoon.
Location:Nadya works out of a third floor flat on a busy throughfare, which is a 5min walk south of Aldgate East tube station. The area is busy enough for you to be inconspicuous.
Nadya’s dingy flat is set up with two bedrooms: a massage table in one; a plastic-sheeted bed in the other.
Looks:Nadya is the girl in the photos …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only… but in reality is no way near as trim or tidy as the girl in the photos. The comment from mastervon in amar’s review is spot-on …
Nadya was pleasant but a big lump. In my view, not very attractive and certainly far from the girl in the photos.
Nadya is tall (5’8”), and this thus can lessen her portliness. Her outfit and angles in the photos above also hold in her belly rolls, 36C hangers and fleshy butt. As she didn’t bother with make-up, Nadya’s face was also rather plain and homely.
Nadya states she 27, but I reckon likely is into her early 30s. She said she was Russian, and spoke good conversational English … quite chatty, cheery and funny at times even.
Services:After the disappointment of finding a portly ‘plain Jane’ behind the door, I carried on in, as I was here not to kiss and cuddle, suck and fuck … I simply and purely wanted to indulge in a proper nuru massage. Nadya confirmed she did proper nuru, and indeed the signs looked promising: she asked me to shower first to ensure maximal slippery effect from the nuru gel; she then led me into the bedroom with the plastic-sheeted bed, clearly designed for slippery shenanigans; she had already been warming up the special nuru gel, which she had bought for just under £20 per bottle … she was ready, I was ready.
So, I lay face down, legs splayed to expose my undercarriage … nude Nadya straddled my left calf, where I felt the warmth and stubble of her pussy. Hot nuru gel was dripped all over my back … and then began a soild and worthy hand massage of my back, neck, shoulders and arms. No doubt Nadya is a trained masseuse, but there was a lack of slippery sensuality to complement the nuru gel. Things got a bit hotter when the gel and massage extended down to my ass, thighs, calves and feet … better still was the B2B that followed, as Nadya fulsome funbags were slopped up-and-down and around-and-around between my ass and neck, along with erotic breaths and bites over my ears, and as her soft pussy lips glided over my hams. Soon enough, my package was also engulfed in greasy gel, as incessant reach-unders and CC-swipes ensued. And then, by my ear, Nadya whispered, “Please turn over.”
I turned over. Seeing the “big lump” in all her glory wasn’t exactly the most arousing sight, but I’d been turned on by worse! Nadya now straddled my right thigh, semi-grinding herself on me, as she doused my front in nuru gel. I massaged her glistening tits, as she began to return the favour. As she then repositioned to kneel between my legs, her hands moved into worshipful embrace around my gelled ‘lingam’ … slowly massaging its sides, while staring down over it. Nadya’s mouth then inched closer to my tip … opening … allowing strands of spittle to drip on my tip and slide down my shaft. I instinctively tried to push my glans up into her mouth, missing it by milimetres … Nadya winked. By now rock-rigid in her hands, Nadya rolled her chest onto my groin, and pushed her tits around my shaft and balls, giving rise to a bouncing Bombay roll. She then B2B’d my front with hers, nuzzling into my neck, kissing my ears. Back down to my cock … more nuru gel, more hands, more spittle … she edged me closer and closer. I indicated that I was not going to last much longer … Nadya then handled me against her hanging hooters, slapping my undershaft over her areolae, caressing my tip with her nipples … her gelled and gyrating grip took me to climax, and she splashed my cum all over her tits. Nadya didn't stop her lingam work until I softened in her hands, when she finally lay my sensitive and tingling cock back on my belly.
Whilst taking good time to wet-wipe my genitals, we chatted and joked. Nadya sure has a cheery personality, which had also been evident in her random babble during the massage … I had tuned her out in my relaxed state. Anyway, I knew we were done … showered … a tad more chat whilst dressing … paid up at the end … out by 65mins.
Conclusion:Although the promise of proper nuru massage was there with Nadya with all the right stuff, the whole shebang lacked the sliding sensuality and lithesome flexibility that nuru needs. I guess this in part might be due to the fact that I didn’t find Nadya to be the most attractive of masseuses, but this really shouldn’t have mattered. In the end, Nadya’s nuru can only be
Neutral.
