Sam @ Classic Touch (Sheffield)

[Ali Katt]

So this is a punt which took place before Christmas, maybe even Summer time. I hesitated posting it sooner because I had to think it through. I had some rough notes written as I knew I would come back to it.

Price Paid: £45 30 minutes

So Classic Touch is a busy parlour or at least it was when I was there. I was waiting a good half hour. I had a cup of tea while waiting which wasn't gnat's piss like last time. I planned to see Sam for a while so it wasn't a spur of the moment thing. There was 2 girls on, Sam was by far the best looking. She has long black hair, I think green eyes, she has big natural tits 36DD according the website which I'm sure is about right, website says size 12 I think she's probably more 14-16, not sure of exact age maybe early-mid 40s. Heavily tattooed.

We took our clothes off on opposite sides of the room. She was talking to me at the time, but I sensed some distance between us both figuratively and literally. Onto the bed, I refused a massage. She gave a good tease which involved her putting her tits on me and running her hands over me and a bit of soft masturbation. She put on a condom for OW, good technique, but nothing to write home about. She got on top, this was good to be honest, but I think she was putting on a few fake moans. I tried to kiss her a few times, but she moved her head away leaving me with the neck only. Switched to doggy style, decent sized arse, I could feel her getting a bit wet. I came in this position.

Then comes the worst part after cleaning me off she gets dressed almost straight away. She was still talking to me, but I got the impression I was being rushed. This was only about 20 minutes in. OK so I had cum, but we could have chatted naked or I could have played with those tits a bit. There were other punters waiting, but this is the first time in this parlour were it felt like a conveyor belt.

Why the rating: the tits were great, she was nice looking, but not beautiful., the sort of woman you see in a supermarket and maybe pitch a tent, but don't pursue her.  She was a good tease to begin and complimentary. It's mainly the feeling of being rushed and ultimately no connection. The main question is would I re-live the experience if I got the chance? And the answer is no. In terms of value I was thinking of recent punts and what 20 minutes was like with those girls, OK so I was in more relaxed environments, but there is no contest. I was really torn between a neutral and negative, I thought about seeing her again wondering if the experience might be better (the tits are something special soft, not saggy and round), but read my other reviews, let's just say I have multiple options of seeing someone I know I would love to see again without the possible heartache of what could be disappointment. Would I recommend her? I think it is a case of YMMV.

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[Jon Boy Jones]

Better late than never AK 

Sounds like a fairly typical "old school" parlour experience. Perhaps a bit harsh with the red card if the sex was ok - your review, your call though   

[Ali Katt]

Better late than never AK 

Sounds like a fairly typical "old school" parlour experience. Perhaps a bit harsh with the red card if the sex was ok - your review, your call though 

Thanks for reading and the feedback. I was thinking of a neutral, but let's look at the facts: turned her head away when I tried kissing her - kissing can be hit and miss in a parlour, but still. Possible fake moans, I don't think she was that into it. Only 20 minutes in a 30 minute "booking". Average covered oral. I felt like she wanted to finish as quick as possible to see what might be one of her regulars waiting.

That said she has nice big eyes and big tits, but I felt I wasted my time and money. I was waiting for longer than I was in the room.

[Tricks]

It reads like a negative to me AK

Red or Grey equals a wide berth from me

[Ali Katt]

It reads like a negative to me AK

Red or Grey equals a wide berth from me

I think a huge factor was I saw Priya at the same parlour earlier last year and that punt was on par with some indies. I think it was the folly of expectations as well, there were some really flattering comments on here about her, I built it up too much.

i have seen sam at both diamonds and classic. she is very friendly and very good kisser. big natural boobs. I would definitely recommend her for an above average gfe  and her owo was good without being too deep and her responses during sex good too. overall well worth a visit