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Think of the worst experience you've had and this was just worse!
Communications: Texted and was asked to call and did that to arrange everything. Received instructions via text and called closer to the time at the location
Location: Off Broad street on Ryland street near Cineworld. Nice apartment, well heated and clean laminate floors. Decent facilities which is about the only good thing really
Looks: Yeah it's her in the photos about 5Ft 6. Slim with a pierced belly button and all those crappy tattoos. Average ass and small boobs
Services: Entered the apartment having been before it was no surprise spacious nice and clean. Probably the highlight and in hindsight I should have run out the door.
She was wearing a pink one piece and a silk robe covering that, guided me into the bedroom and just abruptly: "SO"? Not even asking how long I'd stay no manners or respect as if I was being scolded like a child who had gotten in trouble and was asked to in that way to explain myself.
Request for an hour handed the money took a shower.
Came back in the room started feeling each other out and kissing, I have to admit the kissing wasn't bad some light tongue action and it seemed at the time that perhaps I was wrong on my previous judgement about her.
NOPE all went down hill after that asked for OWO she looked and saw I had a bump from shaving down there and said she was afraid of getting something, fair enough. Went limp from her talking for so long then she started sigh and puffing out air and telling me to relax, got me hard again went for a condom and she was unable to get a condom out the packet and seemed really frazzled.
You'd think she'd be able to open one since it's pretty much what she does about half a dozen times a day. Anyway needless to say seeing her sigh and frustrated had me soft, to which again it was my fault for not being relaxed.
Started kissing again and was able to get there in the end. Asked her to get on top saw her roll her eyes when it slipped out clearly my fault I assume. She made some strange grimacing faces and moaned while on top and every time I came close I just saw her face and little PBR would just jam I had to try and reload him by staring at her tits. Not long after just decided to finish in doggy as I didn't have to see her weird facial expressions
Massaged for quite a while and felt like I could probably pop another time in doggy, was denied saying there wasn't enough time only 10 minutes left and should shower. The clock on the wall was out of batteries so was fine with that. Checked the time in the bathroom.... Surprise surprise over 15 minutes left. Wasn't going to argue, as honestly if she didn't want to shag a second time it definately wasn't going to be enjoyable getting the evil eye and reprimanded for not getting hard.
Took my time in the shower because there was ample time and within 5 minutes time could hear some shouting in the background but assumed she was on the phone or talking to someone in the house so ignored it. Well she wasn't because she started knocking on the door asking if I had finished FFS.
Left with 5 minutes still on the clock. God what a cunt!
Summary: Think of the worse booking you've had heck even the crappy romanian you had that put you off all romanians deserves a second visit before you see this one. Hell I remebmer some romanian actually allowing a second pop in a hour WTF. You've been warned!
It like having sex with the missus when she can't be asked and hates your guts. Self hand relief while looking at a picture of the PM would have been better than this.
Topic: Ms Laura Diamond - Birmingham incall - Horrendous and shitty attitude (Read 2151 times)