ENGLISHREBECCA121 - Bristol

[Cotswold knight]

When will you review then or post on topics about prossies other than rebecca?

You've mentioned her again, just get a life and move on

[vw]

You've mentioned her again, just get a life and move on

What attracts you to her reviews?

50+% of your posts have been on her reviews, are you obsessed or a 2nd account of hers? 

[Cotswold knight]

What attracts you to her reviews?

50+% of your posts have been on her reviews, are you obsessed or a 2nd account of hers?

Everybody who uses UKP knows you don't like her so why don't you just move on or is it like I said earlier you want her for yourself ?

[holland]

No one cares what you say as it's just foul language

Your language instead tells me that you are certainly a woman.
Hello Rebecca

[vw]

Everybody who uses UKP knows you don't like her so why don't you just move on or is it like I said earlier you want her for yourself ?

Why don't you sod off you pointless leech?

All you do is defend her in over 50% of your posts

Should she be worried?

[vw]

Everybody who uses UKP knows you don't like her so why don't you just move on or is it like I said earlier you want her for yourself ?

Goodbye.   

[electro]

anyway they can just shove their cock in my gob to shut me up

Made me giggle. Good one

[holland]

Made me giggle. Good one

I met chatty time waster prossies. I can tell you that eventualy you don't want to have any sex with them.
I am not surprised at all that OP refused the free shag from ER. Obviosly she doesn't get it

[DrConners]

I met chatty time waster prossies. I can tell you that eventualy you don't want to have any sex with them.
I am not surprised at all that OP refused the free shag from ER. Obviosly she doesn't get it

Don the OP has been online today or viewing without logging in yet strangely has not offered any other contributions - even about the offer of free sex 

Probably didn't expect the review to run to 5 pages of posts lol 

Meeting ER then posting a negative seems to generate a few ripples in the pond 

[RedKettle]

Late to the party, only just found this thread - there should be a way to flag ones like this!!

Staggered by the James post, what has happened to the chap, expect to hear him singing the virtues of the EU and using black (or red) cabs next.

I have seen Rebecca a few times, posted a positive, and had a good time.  However if the OP did not enjoy himself and the chatting was too much then he is completely correct to post a negative.  I would however say that he needs to improve his research, any member of UKP should have a decent idea of what seeing Rebecca is like and therefore whether for them.  Like James I think he should have manned up and been more directional, however I do remember occasions in the early days when I have failed to do this, I suspect like many on here I have spent time lying on a bed enduring a piss poor massage and wondering when I can turn over and get her to suck my cock!!!  (Much more assertive these days.)

[Yankinlondon]

Her profile says 28 so probably 38  or did you mean mental age if so i would guess around 18 

A little birdy told me she's been 28 for about 7 years. She does look good in her photos though. Still tempted.

[Pacho]

Nearly every prossies age should be taken with a pinch of salt, even some of the early twenties lie through their teeth.

[vw]

Nearly every prossies age should be taken with a pinch of salt, even some of the early twenties lie through their teeth.

and should be highlighted that they are deceptive, once you normalise this sort of deception the boundaries get pushed?

[hillingdonpete]

and should be highlighted that they are deceptive, once you normalise this sort of deception the boundaries get pushed?

This is very true.

[rudolph hucker]

and should be highlighted that they are deceptive, once you normalise this sort of deception the boundaries get pushed?

+1 

[James999]

and should be highlighted that they are deceptive, once you normalise this sort of deception the boundaries get pushed?

Exactly, and that's why they need to be called to account whenever they do it 

[vw]

Exactly, and that's why they need to be called to account whenever they do it 

Of course, makes me distrust those that roll over and accept it. 

The expression goes give and inch and they will take a mile.

[Brazilian Martian]

Of course, makes me distrust those that roll over and accept it. 

The expression goes give and inch and they will take a mile.

In Emma's case she will spend 20 minutes talking which is eating into a 60 min punt 

[vw]

In Emma's case she will spend 20 minutes talking which is eating into a 60 min punt 

Do you have a link for Emma? 

[Brazilian Martian]

Do you have a link for Emma? 

Lool sorry i mean becca 

[holland]

She is whining about it now

  i chat OUT of the booking time, u havent met me so you have no clue about that , You couldnt resist staring a thread and having a personal pop at me could you, you made that clear on the guys review. ( who i pmed and offered to re meet for free ffs )

this thread clearly shows many like a chatty gfe, as i said i chat OUT OF the allotted time, thats all i have to say on this thread. keep trolling me hater.

[Brazilian Martian]

She is whining about it now

PROSSIE logic you just can't make it up

[vw]

She is whining about it now

Has she pmed you yet?   

[HawkG]

No one cares what you say as it's just foul language

Bye!

[holland]

Has she pmed you yet?   

Lol i'm waiting

[Marmalade]

How come when they have fuck all else to chat about they chat about chatting .............

How come dumb blonde prossies are never “dumb” when it comes to chatting .......

But she survives all the piss-takes every time. She’s even logging on at silly time to see what we say about her. Not as fragile as she sounds. If I were down in wild south west i might even have a gutter moment and book her just out of curiosity. But I wonder, does she actually chat or just talk? I suspect she just yatters. When I see this thread now, the thought occurs, does she have a mirror? ( the logic being, blow job to shut her up, mirror in case she has a nice arse).  But how difficult can it be to find a prostitute that prefers to yatter rather than actually work? Not difficult I suspect.


Advert: opens legs. Reality opens mouth. (Legs only open long enough to inhale). 
Speaks English = yatters. 

[Brazilian Martian]

How come when they have fuck all else to chat about they chat about chatting .............

How come dumb blonde prossies are never “dumb” when it comes to chatting .......

But she survives all the piss-takes every time. She’s even logging on at silly time to see what we say about her. Not as fragile as she sounds. If I were down in wild south west i might even have a gutter moment and book her just out of curiosity. But I wonder, does she actually chat or just talk? I suspect she just yatters. When I see this thread now, the thought occurs, does she have a mirror? ( the logic being, blow job to shut her up, mirror in case she has a nice arse).  But how difficult can it be to find a prostitute that prefers to yatter rather than actually work? Not difficult I suspect.


Advert: opens legs. Reality opens mouth. (Legs only open long enough to inhale). 
Speaks English = yatters. 

 

Don't be surprised if she announces that she will be retiring soon, then in few months make out that she never said that

[houseboot]

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Right or wrong? 

This thread has now been going for a week.

So has her phone stopped ringing or has it been going non stop? 

[bearcat69]

...facially she reminds me of a slightly better looking Katie Hopkins...

Unfortunately, she's always reminds me of Tim Henman!

I can just imagine her riding me, getting me to the vinegar strokes, and me saying something like "come on Tiger Tim, you can do it" but just like old Timmy, I think she really wouldn't be able to do it for me. That's not to mention trying to get all the pictures of her in hospital out of my head. Or thoughts of lactating titties I'm sure she's a lovely lass to sit and chat on a sofa with though But thoughts of fucking a hot exciting prossie are just never something that's come to mind when thinking about ER.

...and, no, offers of free sex would not help to mitigate these thoughts. Each to their own though, I'm sure she didn't get 65 positive reviews without having something to her. Just definitely not for me.

[holland]

There's no such thing as bad publicity.

Right or wrong? 

This thread has now been going for a week.

So has her phone stopped ringing or has it been going non stop? 

Stopped ringing


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[Marmalade]

Don’t forget “fully booked” is prossie-synonym for “can’t be arsed but like to look popular”

[KenniLingus]

out Of interest it would be good to hear the flip side of our reviews.

“This guy came in - all,he wanted to do was chat about how his wife doesn’t understand him...”

“I had a inter who came in who hadn’t cleaned his dick. It was like a cottage cheese factory...”

“Xxx form uk punting, he is such an arse. Nice as pie to my face but writes a shit review. What a cunt...”

I’ve heard all of those from various working girls.

Conversation is a two way thing. It can easily be turned into - let’s get to it... just saying.

[vw]

out Of interest it would be good to hear the flip side of our reviews.

“This guy came in - all,he wanted to do was chat about how his wife doesn’t understand him...”

“I had a inter who came in who hadn’t cleaned his dick. It was like a cottage cheese factory...”

“Xxx form uk punting, he is such an arse. Nice as pie to my face but writes a shit review. What a cunt...”

I’ve heard all of those from various working girls.

Conversation is a two way thing. It can easily be turned into - let’s get to it... just saying.

good to see you back on your horse.   

do you really introduce yourself from ukpunting?   

Has ER asked you to post this? 

[Marmalade]

The pro$$ie’s ‘side’ comes in two flavours:

(1) “It wasn’t my fault” and (2) “it was his own fault”.

Chatty ones will then give several paragraphs in support of theory 1 or theory 2 or both. Repetitive bollocks.

Remember, she is paid very handsomely to make the client feel good. It’s not a mutual “if we clicked” type of thing. In cases where the punter was faking a report, other punters will normally pull him up.

This is not to suggest a prossie has to be perfect all the time by definition, any more than Virgin trains should lose their license if they’re ten minutes late. But a late train is still a late train. It’s just a fact. Sometimes a punt will be a negative. The prossie has to accept her service sometimes wasn’t up to scratch: and that’s the point of reviews, so we the punters can see how often that happens.

[Brazilian Martian]

out Of interest it would be good to hear the flip side of our reviews.

“This guy came in - all,he wanted to do was chat about how his wife doesn’t understand him...”

“I had a inter who came in who hadn’t cleaned his dick. It was like a cottage cheese factory...”

“Xxx form uk punting, he is such an arse. Nice as pie to my face but writes a shit review. What a cunt...”

I’ve heard all of those from various working girls.

Conversation is a two way thing. It can easily be turned into - let’s get to it... just saying.

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[Marmalade]

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“Can I see your cunny, your Maj?”

Lizzie: “No you daft pratt”

Unlike whiteknighting on UKP, it was apparently an urban myth. Raleigh sounds like a solid bloke — until he got caught poking one of Lizzy’s chattels
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However, I hear free, re-usable cloaks-for-the-stupidos are available at UKE. Prossies there will lick up a fluffy’s brains as they fall out of the sad hole in his head — and reward him with invitations to contribute expensive chocolates, lingerie and money for fake tits.

[holland]

out Of interest it would be good to hear the flip side of our reviews.

“This guy came in - all,he wanted to do was chat about how his wife doesn’t understand him...”

“I had a inter who came in who hadn’t cleaned his dick. It was like a cottage cheese factory...”

“Xxx form uk punting, he is such an arse. Nice as pie to my face but writes a shit review. What a cunt...”

I’ve heard all of those from various working girls.

Conversation is a two way thing. It can easily be turned into - let’s get to it... just saying.

This doesn't make any sense. Obviosly OP wanted to get on with sex but ER couln't stop talking.
Did you read the review at all?

[Brazilian Martian]

“Can I see your cunny, your Maj?”

Lizzie: “No you daft pratt”

Unlike whiteknighting on UKP, it was apparently an urban myth. Raleigh sounds like a solid bloke — until he got caught poking one of Lizzy’s chattels
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However, I hear free, re-usable cloaks-for-the-stupidos are available at UKE. Prossies there will lick up a fluffy’s brains as they fall out of the sad hole in his head — and reward him with invitations to contribute expensive chocolates, lingerie and money for fake tits.

Don't forget money for holidays as well 

[Marmalade]

Don't forget money for holidays as well 

And money for taking her boyfriend on holiday.

[Belgarion]

out Of interest it would be good to hear the flip side of our reviews.

“This guy came in - all,he wanted to do was chat about how his wife doesn’t understand him...”

“I had a inter who came in who hadn’t cleaned his dick. It was like a cottage cheese factory...”

“Xxx form uk punting, he is such an arse. Nice as pie to my face but writes a shit review. What a cunt...”

I’ve heard all of those from various working girls.

Conversation is a two way thing. It can easily be turned into - let’s get to it... just saying.

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[insignia]

nearly 150 comments and over 6,000 views  only proves one thing, she is the most popular girl around.

[vw]

nearly 150 comments and over 6,000 views  only proves one thing, she is the most popular girl around.

Is that the new popularity measure, or just yours?

Bet you are gutted there is no search by view option on advanced search.

[Placebo88]

nearly 150 comments and over 6,000 views  only proves one thing, she is the most popular girl around.

A lot of punters checking out her form with The Grand National coming up next month. Three would be jockeys sidelined on this thread alone though, you fancy a go mounting her over the jumps? Be firm with the crop out of the stalls, she rides well once you get her moving.

[hillingdonpete]

A lot of punters checking out her form with The Grand National coming up next month. Three would be jockeys sidelined on this thread alone though, you fancy a go mounting her over the jumps? Be firm with the crop out of the stalls, she rides well once you get her moving.

 

Just don't forget to muzzle her

[stevedave]

Just don't forget to muzzle her

Sounds like she needs a tongue tie 

[vw]

Sounds like she needs a tongue tie 

I see you are on your own in the cart in these parts, a missing friend rode with you last time.   

[threechilliman]

I see you are on your own in the cart in these parts, a missing friend rode with you last time.   

Really?

[vw]

Really?

the cast changes, not much else, a snippedt from memory lane

Hell fire, the boss is wielding his axe tonight. This thread is right up there in the unread posts list, can't miss it.

It's not clippety clop, it's choppety chop

Bye lads, see you when you sneak back in the back door


One last note, me and stevedave set of from Leeds on his horse and cart to podge katie during the last thread, we're at Peterborough now, is it worth giving her a ring yet?

[Bangers and Gash]

And money for taking her boyfriend on holiday.

Is that the same boyfriend who was married with kids? 

[vw]

Is that the same boyfriend who was married with kids? 

Not a boyfriend apparently, she celebrated 2 years of being single on uke a little while back

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