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2 review(s) for  Anal Aylin (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by madmania]

Offline madmania

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Details: Planned 90 minute incall for sex and anal, followed by domination - £150. Never got round to the domination as was kicked out at the hour mark :lol: Surprisingly I did get reimbursed for the remaining time. More on this after!

Comms: Good actually, responded almost immediately to texts and confirmation that things were still good to go on the day of the punt.

Location: In the flats by Ocean Village where all the Roms seem to work out of. On street parking and moderately discreet. Still not sure I'd feel 100% safe at night but during the daylight was perfectly fine. Small and cosy bedroom with functional bathroom. Up a narrow flight of stairs so careful if you've got mobility issues.

Services granted:
OW, sex (mish, cowgirl, doggy), anal

Services refused:
Kissing/FK, OWO, deepthroat, fingering, handjob (I know right lol), CoB, domination (albeit because the punt was ended prematurely)

This is my TOFTT punt review following my earlier thread: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=185308.0

I've taken a lot from UKP over the last 18 months so wanted to give something back. Also, given the dire state of Southampton punting at the moment I wasn't hoping to find a hidden gem. Unfortunately, and ultimately unsurprisingly, this wasn't the case here :(

I chose Aylin primarily because nobody else responded! And the few who did don't work weekends, which is when I punt. Also, I decided to make this my first booking involving penetration in a long long time - because 1) I know that's a big reason why you guys punt,  2) a stereotype of Roms is unenthusiastic sex so I wanted to be able to confirm or deny,  and most importantly 3) anal was on the cards without extra cost which is rare  :yahoo:

Anyway, arrived at her flat and was greeted by a very pretty, immaculately made up girl wearing lingerie and a flimsy dressing gown. Pictures on her profile are definitely her but I'd honestly say they don't do her justice - she is more attractive in person. Handed over the money and had a shower. Nice bathroom actually, if a bit pokey. Toilet paper was quilted. Towel provided but not sure it was clean as it was already slightly damp :vomit:

Went to the bedroom and started with a chat. Aylin, in fairness to her, is a friendly bubbly girl. She was pleasant to be around and very smiley :)  Whilst I would say her age is accurate at 24, she acts younger - almost like an awkward 18 year old. She is clearly new to escorting as she seemed nervous and self conscious. Her conversational English was passable, although weird - she conveyed that she wishes to have a mastectomy "like Angelina Jolie" despite there being nothing wrong with her?! :unknown: Further, her inexperience was again highlighted by having almost no understanding of punting and sex terminology - pretty much everything needed to be pointed to or acted out.

To get the punt started took a little longer than desired, although I think more through her nerves than timewasting. After 10 mins I basically told her to strip and motioned to join me on the bed which she did - no point beating about the bush and not getting what you want haha.

Asked if she kissed and she said yes so went in but she turned her cheek. Went again and she pushed me back to the bed and went for a condom and lube - right, no kissing then :dash: Told her no condom yet and asked for oral (which she didn't understand). After sucky sucky mime she seemed to understand but again reached for a condom and so I again said no and said oral without (not kissing and OWO both agreed and confirmed in comms). She said she doesn't, and put a condom on. Was not happy as OWO is a big part for me but let it slide for the sake of the rest of the punt. OW was dreadful anyway, just lashed her tongue at my helmet. Asked her to take it in her mouth and she did about an inch. Asked her to take it deep and she shook no. Great :thumbsdown: What's the point in only having a small dick if they won't take it in their mouth! :lol:

Oral lasted all of 2 minutes before she hopped up ready for sex. I asked for cowgirl to start and again she didn't understand.  In the end the only way to convey was to pick her up and place her onto my dick :D

The sex, in her defence, was actually pretty great. She is tight, vocal and enthusiastic. After a while moved onto mish and then doggie. She then claimed she'd cum and it seemed believable - hard to fake the telltale red chest, pupils going wide and intense contractions. Had a very quick water break while she applied lube in prep for anal.

This was undoubtedly the highlight of the punt and again to her credit she can take a long pounding :D Her asshole was very tight and so I tried to ease it a bit with a finger and tongue which she withdrew from, saying "no just cock". Well your wish is my command then babe so I pushed my dick in and banged away :thumbsup:

As some of you might recall I have had sensitivity and cumming problems in the past and whilst it's mostly fixed since mediation changes and a circumcision, it still means I have to work hard to reach orgasm. By my timekeeping she coped with 20 mins of rough anal before she was too visibly uncomfortable to continue. I'm not a monster haha so was content with stopping, although I was close to cumming in her ass which I had been looking forward to. C'est la vie :P

Now this is unfortunately where things began to go to shit again. Normally I would have gone for oral to completion but given how she acted before I went for mish again - hoping to quick finish off and move on to the domination side of the booking. With this she seemed unhappy unlike her previous obvious enthusiasm. Perhaps she was just too sore but this time it was 5 mins of her gritting and bearing it before she said no more and that she couldn't have sex anymore - "you too strong, I too tired, too pain, no more" :(

Whipped the condom off and asked for a handjob, (which again needed miming out). She pulled out wet wipes and then went to put another condom on. For a handjob are you kidding? I said no, and she reluctantly accepted, wanked me for like 20 seconds and then said her arm was too tired now. Getting a bit peeved now thought fuck it I'll just wank myself off and we can move on. However as I was doing this she started checking her phone and texting away :angry:

Clearly she had lost interest, but I fondled her tits whilst I brought myself to the edge. I asked her if I could cum on her boobs which, again little understanding but managed to explain enough for her to say no :dash: Knowing that facial or CIM wasn't on offer so asked where I could cum. Problem was she wasn't really paying much attention, still texting away. I must have asked 3 or 4 times, "I need to cum, where do you want it" but either she didn't understand or she didn't care as she was still looking at phone with the odd "mmm baby yeah" thrown :rolleyes:

Decided I couldn't be bothered to wait anymore so I just came onto her bedsheets. Well, that most definitely grabbed her attention - I've never seen someone jump up so quick :D Safe to say she wasn't looking at her phone anymore ;) She was absolutely livid, screaming and cursing me - these are her only sheets, she has to sleep here, she has other clients blah blah blah. I calmly explained that perhaps she should have offered an alternative place to cum if it bothered her that much. She kept saying she didn't understand what I meant (she seemed to understand when she declined CoB though) so I suggested that she use her phone to look up a translation then. This was the last straw for her as she got changed and said she wanted me out, now.

 I asked for a shower first but she said absolutely not so I wiped my dick and hands on her pillow - she looked at me like I'd taken a crap on the floor :D Again I countered that if I couldn't shower, the mess had to go somewhere and it wasn't going to be my clothes. I also suggested that the bedding would need changing anyway so a little more mess wouldn't make a difference :D She just looked dumbfounded and actually pretty sad and upset. Am I an asshole guys? Looking back I feel a bit bad because I don't think she's a "typical rom"; instead a naive girl, unfamiliar with what it means to be a prossie and having severe difficulties with the language. It doesn't excuse the service (or lack of) but remembering her face of sheer sadness as she stared at her cum-covered bed makes me feel a tad bad lol.

Anyway, as I was getting changed I noticed that it was only 65 mins after the booking started and so I said I wanted my money back for the remaining time half hour not received. She said no, and told me I had better leave immediately because her friend was coming and I wouldn't like him! Great, a chance to meet Sergei :scare: I stood firm though and said I wasn't leaving without it. Bit of a standoff whilst she incessantly texted someone, I presume Sergei, and telling me to leave. It had been maybe 3 or 4 mins of this back and forth when a message popped through back to her and then she said she'd give me £50 back (difference between hour and 90 minute rate). Honestly I was pretty surprised by this and again it speaks volumes to her inexperience (most seasoned Roms know to never give refunds because if they did for every inadequate service they'd have no money left :D). Also honestly I was on the verge of just leaving it because I didn't think £50 was worth getting beaten up over. Either way, got the money off her and scarpered fast. What an... interesting punt  :P

Pros:
- Very pretty girl
- Friendly and bubbly
- Solid, fast comms
- Enthusiastic sex
- Withstood a long, hard anal pounding - at no extra cost! Clearly not her favourite activity though, "suffered through it" seems the most apt description
- Despite everything I actually did enjoy myself a lot and felt satisfied after leaving


Neutral:
- Inexperienced newbie, whether you like this is more personal preference rather than a like or dislike.


Cons:
- Poor English, especially with the actual terminology of services
- Slow to start, albeit mostly through her nerves
- Most services refused despite listing on her profile and confirmation in pre punt comms
- Used her phone to text others, perhaps why she is so prompt to reply to messages
- Kicked out early, cutting their punt short. Not that I would have trusted her with ballbusting after I'd splooged on her sheets mind :D
- Threatened that Sergei would come to remove me. Never say there isn't danger in punting!


Overall, it's a real shame that she doesn't offer 15 or reasonably priced 30 min bookings. Despite being sweet, her services and energy levels are too lacking to fill an hour. However she would make a wonderful pump and dump with her anal included. Oh well!

Perhaps with a bit more experience under her belt and a couple of English lessons she would be better, but for now I cannot say anything but:

Not recommended:thumbsdown:

Offline DrConners

I can't pinpoint which part of the review was the best - it's all just fucking priceless  :lol:     :lol:     :lol:   

Okay - you jizzing on her sheets then wiping your hands & dick on the pillow - I promise you I have tears in my eyes  :lol:   :lol:

I'm sorry things didn't work out better but the fact that you initiated a TOFTT scenario & then went through with it & to return with this fucking masterpiece of a review , I hope you don't feel as though you wasted your money - trust me you didn't  ;)

Thanks for doing this Mania - & reporting back - I think I love you man  :P    :D 


Offline mh

That was very funny, well done for TOFTT. Even with the lack of many expected and basic services I think you got good value. Reportedly good sex followed by 20 minutes of anal, £100 for the hour.  :thumbsup:

I'm surprised she didn't demand £50 from you for the cleanup, you dirty sod! Everyone knows you wipe your dick on the curtains, not the pillow. You could have aimed for her hair if you were looking for trouble.  :D

Offline andymars19

Brilliant review, utter brilliance!

Offline Sweettunes

Quality.... bed sheets and pillows work a charm if there  not fourth coming with cob or cim...

You sir are a legend

 :hi:

Offline aronteo

First of all, thank you for the review, and I am sorry you had a shit punt. You also need to forgive me for the below....., really not nice to laugh at your misfortune; but,  honestly, this stuff is just bloody epic....... :lol:

"Her conversational English was passable, although weird - she conveyed that she wishes to have a mastectomy "like Angelina Jolie" despite there being nothing wrong with her?!" :scare:

"Told her no condom yet and asked for oral (which she didn't understand). After sucky sucky mime she seemed to understand" :D :lol:

"Perhaps she was just too sore but this time it was 5 mins of her gritting and bearing it before she said no more and that she couldn't have sex anymore - "you too strong, I too tired, too pain, no more"  :D

"I asked for a shower first but she said absolutely not so I wiped my dick and hands on her pillow - she looked at me like I'd taken a crap on the floor"  :D :lol: :D

 She said no, and told me I had better leave immediately because her friend was coming and I wouldn't like him! Great, a chance to meet Sergei :scare:      :D

Offline Jamboney

This a hilarious read  :lol: thanks for the TOFTT!

Online Derrick101

Priceless :lol:

My review inspired by your thread will be along early next week

Offline madmania

Hey guys, I'm glad you all enjoyed my review :hi:

I try to make my writing as informative as possible and capture the feel of the experience, whilst still being humourous - and ultimately this punt made me laugh quite a lot :D


I can't pinpoint which part of the review was the best - it's all just fucking priceless  :lol:     :lol:     :lol:   

Okay - you jizzing on her sheets then wiping your hands & dick on the pillow - I promise you I have tears in my eyes  :lol:   :lol:

I'm sorry things didn't work out better but the fact that you initiated a TOFTT scenario & then went through with it & to return with this fucking masterpiece of a review , I hope you don't feel as though you wasted your money - trust me you didn't  ;)

Thanks for doing this Mania - & reporting back - I think I love you man  :P    :D 

Love you too bro :kiss:

Nah I don't think I wasted money :) As I said I actually had a good time despite everything - had good sex, anal, I came and I had the entertaining and exciting finale :lol:

I would have been pissed if I hadn't gotten the £50 back but as it was I'm happy!



That was very funny, well done for TOFTT. Even with the lack of many expected and basic services I think you got good value. Reportedly good sex followed by 20 minutes of anal, £100 for the hour.  :thumbsup:

I agree actually, £100 anal with an initially enthusiastic beautiful girl - very nice :thumbsup: Only issue is that she doesn't have the stamina for fuck for an hour and because she isn't happy doing anything else then it could lead to an anticlimatic "climax" so to speak, as with my case. Tbh though, for normal people who can cum in a reasonable amount of time, I'm sure she'd be able to cope with a longer fuck session if it includes a break between rounds 1 and 2. Perhaps you could talk more about how she wants to chop her tits off :scare:


First of all, thank you for the review, and I am sorry you had a shit punt. You also need to forgive me for the below....., really not nice to laugh at your misfortune; but,  honestly, this stuff is just bloody epic....... :lol:

"Her conversational English was passable, although weird - she conveyed that she wishes to have a mastectomy "like Angelina Jolie" despite there being nothing wrong with her?!" :scare:

"Told her no condom yet and asked for oral (which she didn't understand). After sucky sucky mime she seemed to understand" :D :lol:

"Perhaps she was just too sore but this time it was 5 mins of her gritting and bearing it before she said no more and that she couldn't have sex anymore - "you too strong, I too tired, too pain, no more"  :D

"I asked for a shower first but she said absolutely not so I wiped my dick and hands on her pillow - she looked at me like I'd taken a crap on the floor"  :D :lol: :D

 She said no, and told me I had better leave immediately because her friend was coming and I wouldn't like him! Great, a chance to meet Sergei :scare:      :D

No problem man, it wasn't that a shit a punt to be honest. Maybe its because I went in with no expectations, and it was the anal I was most looking forward to, that I think it went better than I thought it would haha.

And laugh away pal, it's part of the fun sharing a smile with others when I recollect my experiences :drinks:

Priceless :lol:

My review inspired by your thread will be along early next week

Look forward to it mate! 

Offline BDiONU

I asked for a shower first but she said absolutely not so I wiped my dick and hands on her pillow
What was wrong with the curtains?

Offline madmania

What was wrong with the curtains?

Whilst I did consider it for the classic banter,  the curtains were on the other side of the room and I'd have to walk past her to get to them - and given her screeching I didn't want to risk having my knob ripped off  :D

Also, despite appearances I'm not a total asshole. She'd already have to clean the bedsheets (I hope  :vomit:) but mucking  the curtains as well is just a spiteful move and she didn't really deserve that. Never say I'm not a gentleman  :hi:

Offline Zimbaman

Love it  :lol: although I have to agree with others. The curtains were a missed opportunity  :sarcastic:

20 minutes of anal pounding. Fair to say she earns her £100, even if she is a grumpy rom. Mixed feelings indeed...

Offline madmania

Love it  :lol: although I have to agree with others. The curtains were a missed opportunity  :sarcastic:

20 minutes of anal pounding. Fair to say she earns her £100, even if she is a grumpy rom. Mixed feelings indeed...

The more I think about it, the more conflicted I am - normally after negative punts you leave feeling bad or that you've wasted money which really isn't the case here. I left chuckling and felt that she put up with a lot for the price she charges, considering most other girls who do anal have it as a £20-40 extra.

I still think there were too many bad aspects of the punt, from attitude to denied services, to warrant a change in rating. However, if you see her knowing that she is just a great hole(s) to stick your meat in, and nothing more, then you definitely won't be disappointed :thumbsup:

Offline berksboy

From her profile Q. You do anal?    A. Yes i do with small size!   Oh dear OP but love the review and you did very well to get some money back.

Offline uncle jessie

Quality.... bed sheets and pillows work a charm if there  not fourth coming with cob or cim...

You sir are a legend

 :hi:

I dumped most of a load over this useless Rom's bed External Link/Members Only but she was more concerned about wiping the first spurt of cum that I  shot over the side of her arse cheek and leg,dont think she noticed me plastering the bed though  :dance:.

Offline Guesswork

I thought I'd let other experienced punters comment before chucking my 2p's worth and to be honest I still expect to get slaughtered for saying this as a newbie, but judging by your comments you're a bit remorseful of some of your actions anyway.

Negative or not, you were a bit of a dick and went over the top.

She was a poor escort, but not a piece of meat. You had enthusiastic sex with a very pretty girl and then smashed her arse in for 20 mins for £100 and you felt hard done by? To the point she couldn't take it any more because it hurt?

Don't get me wrong, she screwed it up for herself at the end and I'd be pissed off as well, but c'mon, most of us have had (or will have) worse than this.

Maybe I'm too soft for this game and I'm definitely jealous you got the anal holy grail (I'm struggling to find a girl I can even pay for anal,lol) and bits of this review I'm finding funny like others, but other bits make for difficult reading  :(

Offline madmania

From her profile Q. You do anal?    A. Yes i do with small size!   Oh dear OP but love the review and you did very well to get some money back.

Haha, I've never hidden the fact I'm only packing an unimpressive 4 inches :D However, I have an above average girth which is normally the bigger factor of whether they let you do anal. I imagine unless you've got a real whopper she'll still be game for the butt stuff :thumbsup:


I dumped most of a load over this useless Rom's bed External Link/Members Only but she was more concerned about wiping the first spurt of cum that I  shot over the side of her arse cheek and leg,dont think she noticed me plastering the bed though  :dance:.

Hahaha, I see that you too are a man of culture  :hi:

Offline madmania

I thought I'd let other experienced punters comment before chucking my 2p's worth and to be honest I still expect to get slaughtered for saying this as a newbie, but judging by your comments you're a bit remorseful of some of your actions anyway.

Negative or not, you were a bit of a dick and went over the top.

She was a poor escort, but not a piece of meat. You had enthusiastic sex with a very pretty girl and then smashed her arse in for 20 mins for £100 and you felt hard done by? To the point she couldn't take it any more because it hurt?

Don't get me wrong, she screwed it up for herself at the end and I'd be pissed off as well, but c'mon, most of us have had (or will have) worse than this.

Maybe I'm too soft for this game and I'm definitely jealous you got the anal holy grail (I'm struggling to find a girl I can even pay for anal,lol) and bits of this review I'm finding funny like others, but other bits make for difficult reading  :(

Wow look at the fluffy/white knight/prossie lover/EAS sufferer over here! ;)

I'm joking of course, always good to have a variety of opinions and I'm appreciative of what you've said :)

If you don't mind clarifying, in what way do you think I was a dick and over the top?

As I've mentioned a few times now, I don't think I was hard done by and I did come away from the punt happy - I was satisfied  and got more than I expected from the punt. I too have had worse than this, on quite a few occasions as well (check out my review on Monica from last year for example :scare:)

Perhaps my opinion is coloured by the fact I don't look usually look for penetration, and if that had been the case here, Aylin would have given me literally nothing. I don't see how I can rate someone who: doesn't do 90% of the services she claims to (including important ones to a lot of punters like FK and OWO), spends a large chunk of the booking on her phone, totally ignores me as I'm about to cum and kicks me out with a third of my booking left - as anything other than negative :unknown:


« Last Edit: March 01, 2018, 11:01:30 am by madmania »

Offline Guesswork

I meant the whole wiping your hands on the pillows just seemed a bit OTT. Personally I'd have just blown it over her, would have pissed her off and point proved.

But yes, I can see where you're coming from and the points you've made above are very valid to the review. We all pay our money at the end of the day to get a decent service and I can see that you didn't get anything like what you were expecting. And yeah, this 100% negative. No disagreement from me there.

Nah, definitely no snowflake! Probably give a little too much respect in this game at times, hence my initial post.

By the way, what's an EAS sufferer??
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Offline nigel4498



By the way, what's an EAS sufferer??
Emotional  Attachment Syndrome.
Let's hope you haven't caught it  :lol:
« Last Edit: March 01, 2018, 12:01:36 pm by nigel4498 »

Offline madmania

I meant the whole wiping your hands on the pillows just seemed a bit OTT. Personally I'd have just blown it over her, would have pissed her off and point proved.

But yes, I can see where you're coming from and the points you've made above are very valid to the review. We all pay our money at the end of the day to get a decent service and I can see that you didn't get anything like what you were expecting. And yeah, this 100% negative. No disagreement from me there.

Nah, definitely no snowflake! Probably give a little too much respect in this game at times, hence my initial post.

By the way, what's an EAS sufferer??

I can see what you're saying, but wiping my hands and dick on her pillow was intended to be an uncaring/spiteful action because she refused to let me use he bathroom to clean up! As I said to her, I'm covered in lube and jizz and it needs to go somewhere - it isn't going to be in my clothes and if you won't let me use the shower, where else is it meant to go? :lol:

Also, wouldn't shooting my load on her when she explicitly said no be worse? As much as I wanted to do that, surely that is not just pushing boundaries but breaking them and would actually make me the bad guy? :unknown:

TBH I think as long as you aren't being walked over by prossies who take advantage of kindness, I too think that respect costs nothing and usually means you'll get a better service overall. I do like to think of myself as fairly polite and respectful and it hasn't served me wrong so far - plenty of great punts and some regulars who are happy to see me again and again :)

Oh, and EAS is Emotional Attachment Syndrome - basically where you fall in love with a prossie and see your connection between them as more than just client/escort and inatead boyfriend/girlfriend. There are loads of threads on it here and on UKE if you want to look them up :hi:

Offline Guesswork

Emotion Attachment Syndrome.
Let's hope you haven't caught it  :lol:

Lol, dear god no!! I enjoy punting (a little too much at the moment) but it'll never be more than just that.

Offline purple_t

Best thing I've read all year and thanks for TOFTT

I wouldn't feel bad about wiping your hands on her pillows honestly - you say she's not typical Tom but she was texting on her phone before you had shot your load - that sounds bloke typical Rom behaviour to me!

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I thought I'd let other experienced punters comment before chucking my 2p's worth and to be honest I still expect to get slaughtered for saying this as a newbie, but judging by your comments you're a bit remorseful of some of your actions anyway.

Negative or not, you were a bit of a dick and went over the top.

She was a poor escort, but not a piece of meat. You had enthusiastic sex with a very pretty girl and then smashed her arse in for 20 mins for £100 and you felt hard done by? To the point she couldn't take it any more because it hurt?

Don't get me wrong, she screwed it up for herself at the end and I'd be pissed off as well, but c'mon, most of us have had (or will have) worse than this.

Maybe I'm too soft for this game and I'm definitely jealous you got the anal holy grail (I'm struggling to find a girl I can even pay for anal,lol) and bits of this review I'm finding funny like others, but other bits make for difficult reading  :(

That is some seriously sad fluffy/white knight thinking there. Do yourself some good and take a step away from your fluffy tendencies every once in a while and see through the prostitutes fake smiles and personality because underneath their mask are things that would seriously open your eyes to see the nasty side of them.


Offline rickyponting

Great review,but a missed opportunity whilst she was texting,you should have shot your load over her phone,that would have really pissed her off  :D