Kourtney Knight - Cardiff

[Punter121]

I met Kourtney at a hotel in city centre this morning and boy did I have a good time. I arrived five minutes early and she had just got out of the shower when she opened the door so had her towel wrapped around her. I didn't mind though as I could see her sexy body as she was getting herself ready. Kourtney has a nice firm and toned body and looks really good facially as well. When she was ready I paid her the money for the hour and we started with french kissing which I liked a lot. After I kissed my way down to her tits which are completely natural and one of the best pair of firm tits I have ever seen. Gave her oral afterwards for a good 10 minutes or so which she really enjoyed. She returned the favour afterwards by giving me oral without. Her technique is slow and delibarate really taking her time to please you. Told her to lie on her front afterwards so I could rim her and kiss her feet. Condom was taken out and put on and she rode me reverse cowgirl. Switched to doggy and afterwards mish which was my favourite. Fucking Kourtney is such a good sensation as she has a really tight pussy. Finished off by taking condom off and wanking till I shot my load all over Kourtneys stomach. I had a shower afterwards and a bit of a chit chat with Kourtney before I left the hotel feeling satisfied with the amazing punt I had just had. I would recommend Kourtney to anyone as she is a lovely woman who puts you at ease and provides an amazing service. Would definitely meet again at somepoint later down the line.

[Steelworker]

Glad you had a better one. I do fancy meeting this one. 

[vw]

I met Kourtney at a hotel in city centre this morning and boy did I have a good time. I arrived five minutes early and she had just got out of the shower when she opened the door so had her towel wrapped around her. I didn't mind though

Sounds like a conveyor belt could be in play, maybe the mayor is riding them hard to make maximum profit. 

[Punter121]

Glad you had a better one. I do fancy meeting this one. 

Thanks SW and full steam ahead! She really is good at what she does 

[Punter121]

Sounds like a conveyor belt could be in play, maybe the mayor is riding them hard to make maximum profit.

Don't think so VW. I was her first punt of the day. She probably checked in not long before I met her 

[np500]

Sounds like a conveyor belt could be in play, maybe the mayor is riding them hard to make maximum profit.

It’s a down side from our perspective I guess, but it also means she’s good, as she is buzzy at least at that time, I think it’s 10 and a half years since my o h took a booking as I thought we agreed in our wedding day ! plus at least we can be sure she’s showering in between meets, when I saw Megan rose in Cardiff I meantioned she was  in a towel in my review ,  she had done makeup etc, just hadn’t slipped in to her dress yet, I did’t mind as it was re assuring to see she was freshly showered and smelt of fresh shower gel etc , always nice, so long as she showers before I turn up, this will also be nice .
And that’s for review, she looks storming in her photos, hope to visit.

[vw]

Don't think so VW. I was her first punt of the day. She probably checked in not long before I met her 

how do you know that you were the first?   

[Punter121]

how do you know that you were the first?   

She told me so during the time we were together.

[vw]

She told me so during the time we were together.

I bet she told the guys before and after that the same thing too. 

[Punter121]

I bet she told the guys before and after that the same thing too. 

Well VW lets not think too much into these things and just enjoy the punt we go for. You're way too critical when it comes to SP's I think 

[vw]

Well VW lets not think too much into these things and just enjoy the punt we go for. You're way too critical when it comes to SP's I think 

so in your 6 days here and 11 posts you know what u am like, or did you decide that with your last account here.   

[Punter121]

so in your 6 days here and 11 posts you know what u am like, or did you decide that with your last account here.   

I don't know who you think I am but I can assure you, I am totally new to ukpunting and have never made an account on here before. Besides, you're right, I don't know what you're like so I apologise if I hit one of your nerves. Apart from that lets not get carried away and turn helpful reviews for other punters into arguments and squabbles 

[vw]

Apart from that lets not get carried away and turn helpful reviews for other punters into arguments and squabbles 

that's the sort of think kourtneys pimp has posted in the past.   

[Punter121]

that's the sort of think kourtneys pimp has posted in the past.   

You can accuse me all you want of being this pimp but its useless as I am just a regular guy who likes to punt as many of the punters here are 

[vw]

You can accuse me all you want of being this pimp but its useless as I am just a regular guy who likes to punt as many of the punters here are 

Thanks for permission.   

[Dan Dastardly]

You can accuse me all you want of being this pimp but its useless as I am just a regular guy who likes to punt as many of the punters here are 

Don’t let it worry you mate, he gets off on it, he’s a paranoid shit stirrer with nothing else to do .  Very sad case really ....

[vw]

Don’t let it worry you mate, he gets off on it, he’s a paranoid shit stirrer with nothing else to do .  Very sad case really ....

the other agency funded/run account/cavalry arrives just as predicted, just as if OP called for reinforcements.   

How many of your pimp mates accounts have gone already this year?   

[WelshElise]

the other agency funded/run account/cavalry arrives just as predicted, just as if OP called for reinforcements.   

How many of your pimp mates accounts have gone already this year?   

making friends again VW?

[Dan Dastardly]

making friends again VW?

Real charmer Elise isn’t he !

[vw]

Real charmer Elise isn’t he !

Says you, the pimps pet.   

[Dan Dastardly]

Your pathetic innuendos do you no credit and are unworthy of retaliation, apart to say you must be one sad , lonely bastard

[vw]

Your pathetic innuendos do you no credit and are unworthy of retaliation, apart to say you must be one sad , lonely bastard

but you always retaliate though, its your job.  Being employed by a gay pimp to review and tout is a bit sad really. anyway thanks for the entertainment husq 2.0.

[Punter121]

Don’t let it worry you mate, he gets off on it, he’s a paranoid shit stirrer with nothing else to do .  Very sad case really ....

Thanks for the support mate and yeah I'm not worrying about it at all. I'm just laughing at how pathetic VW is. You try to get on with him and he just puts you in some absurd conspiracy theory. I really feel for him but what can you do ay

[SeekingtheTruth]

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[vw]

Thanks for the support mate and yeah I'm not worrying about it at all. I'm just laughing at how pathetic VW is. You try to get on with him and he just puts you in some absurd conspiracy theory. I really feel for him but what can you do ay

Well the pimp you post for has been banned more times this year than steelworker has punted.  Hardly a conspiracy.   

[Dan Dastardly]

Thanks for the support mate and yeah I'm not worrying about it at all. I'm just laughing at how pathetic VW is. You try to get on with him and he just puts you in some absurd conspiracy theory. I really feel for him but what can you do ay

No prob mate, he’s not worth bothering about, could be small mans syndrome, I think a visit to the Samaritans could help, or some sort of counselling! Now he’s calling me Husq 2, what the fuck is he on about ??? 

[vw]

Now he’s calling me Husq 2, what the fuck is he on about ??? 

Same poster, 2 accounts, same patter and same  .

And in denial, similarities have been mentioned before. 

[Marmalade]

I met Kourtney at a hotel in city centre this morning and boy did I have a good time. I arrived five minutes early and she had just got out of the shower when she opened the door so had her towel wrapped around her. I didn't mind though as I could see her sexy body as she was getting herself ready. Kourtney has a nice firm and toned body and looks really good facially as well. When she was ready I paid her the money for the hour and we started with french kissing which I liked a lot. After I kissed my way down to her tits which are completely natural and one of the best pair of firm tits I have ever seen. Gave her oral afterwards for a good 10 minutes or so which she really enjoyed. She returned the favour afterwards by giving me oral without. Her technique is slow and delibarate really taking her time to please you. Told her to lie on her front afterwards so I could rim her and kiss her feet. Condom was taken out and put on and she rode me reverse cowgirl. Switched to doggy and afterwards mish which was my favourite. Fucking Kourtney is such a good sensation as she has a really tight pussy. Finished off by taking condom off and wanking till I shot my load all over Kourtneys stomach. I had a shower afterwards and a bit of a chit chat with Kourtney before I left the hotel feeling satisfied with the amazing punt I had just had. I would recommend Kourtney to anyone as she is a lovely woman who puts you at ease and provides an amazing service. Would definitely meet again at somepoint later down the line.

If I ever swallow something by mistake, I’ll try to remember your post so I can more quickly vomit   

Practical everything you wrote was an ode to your cock and unmeasured advertising for the whore in question. Fuck all objective information of use. Pleased you enjoyed kissing her arse and worshipping the wee slags’s feet but do try to say something factual next time. We’re not all such rosy-headed fluffy twats as you seem to be sir. 

[vw]

If I ever swallow something by mistake, I’ll try to remember your post so I can more quickly vomit   

Practical everything you wrote was an ode to your cock and unmeasured advertising for the whore in question. Fuck all objective information of use. Pleased you enjoyed kissing her arse and worshipping the wee slags’s feet but do try to say something factual next time. We’re not all such rosy-headed fluffy twats as you seem to be sir. 

 

that told the pimp, he is crying about it on another review. 

[Punter121]

If I ever swallow something by mistake, I’ll try to remember your post so I can more quickly vomit   

Practical everything you wrote was an ode to your cock and unmeasured advertising for the whore in question. Fuck all objective information of use. Pleased you enjoyed kissing her arse and worshipping the wee slags’s feet but do try to say something factual next time. We’re not all such rosy-headed fluffy twats as you seem to be sir. 

Sorry but reviews can't help people who already have a biased opinion against an escort or the agency they work for. I'm sure others who have an open mind will find my review useful.

[vw]

Sorry but reviews can't help people who already have a biased opinion against an escort or the agency they work for. I'm sure others who have an open mind will find my review useful.

your review is shite, face it and crying agency bias exposes who you really are.   

Are the peoeple that hate fake and shite reviews hurting your business?   

[Punter121]

your review is shite, face it and crying agency bias exposes who you really are.   

Are the peoeple that hate fake and shite reviews hurting your business?   

You never stop do you VW. My review is genuine as they come and as for the agency bias its clear you and marmalade are vehemently against this agency. Maybe the agency is dodgy. I can't know for sure but as for the escort that I saw she provides nothing but a good service and is a genuine SP. Furthermore its not my business so its pointless to ask that question to me.

[vw]

You never stop do you VW. My review is genuine as they come and as for the agency bias its clear you and marmalade are vehemently against this agency. Maybe the agency is dodgy. I can't know for sure but as for the escort that I saw she provides nothing but a good service and is a genuine SP. Furthermore its not my business so its pointless to ask that question to me.

you have been here 7 days how do you know these things for sure ?  Yes you have been here before.   

she may be a genuine prossie but her pimp reviewing her does not help anyone. 

Nice victim card stuff though.   

[Punter121]

you have been here 7 days how do you know these things for sure ?  Yes you have been here before.   

she may be a genuine prossie but her pimp reviewing her does not help anyone. 

Nice victim card stuff though.   

I don't know anything for sure about the agency is what I said. The only thing I know which can be clearly seen by everyone who reads this thread is that you and marmalade seriously distrust this agency. Anyway I'm done trying to convince you that my review of Kourtney is genuine and I'm not her pimp because you're never gonna believe me so theres no point 

[vw]

I don't know anything for sure about the agency is what I said. The only thing I know which can be clearly seen by everyone who reads this thread is that you and marmalade seriously distrust this agency. Anyway I'm done trying to convince you that my review of Kourtney is genuine and I'm not her pimp because you're never gonna believe me so theres no point 

Well maybe read the review writing guide External Link/Members Only and you will she how shit and pointless your review is, typical pimp stuff and reads like an advert.

[Punter121]

Well maybe read the review writing guide External Link/Members Only and you will she how shit and pointless your review is, typical pimp stuff and reads like an advert.

Thanks for posting the link. I'll definitely use what it says in my next review but overall I don't think this review is as bad as you make it out to be. Other punters can still read it and take positives from it IMO 

[vw]

Thanks for posting the link. I'll definitely use what it says in my next review but overall I don't think this review is as bad as you make it out to be. Other punters can still read it and take positives from it IMO 

they can take what they want from it without your needy begging to be believed. 

[Marmalade]

You never stop do you VW. My review is genuine as they come and as for the agency bias its clear you and marmalade are vehemently against this agency. Maybe the agency is dodgy. I can't know for sure but as for the escort that I saw she provides nothing but a good service and is a genuine SP. Furthermore its not my business so its pointless to ask that question to me.

I think you'll find I at least, and probably VW, have no opinion on the agency and nor does UKP. We simply evaluate facts as a service to fellow punters. Your advert -- sorry review -- was more of an advert than a review. It was written in the style of AW 'reviews' or the style of prossie-run punting sites. Things are simply a little different here. Before you start throwing accusations around, I respectfully suggest you have a look at the "writing reviews guidance".

It can be found here:
External Link/Members Only
On the UKP wiki External Link/Members Only

It represents a consensus of the forum here that you have joined. If you want to play, it is assumed you want to play according to forum rules and ethos (formal rules at the link at the bottom of the page).

If your review was genuine, then man up and accept the criticism. You'll be forgiven. Many new posters write at first with their cock instead of their brain. It's ok if you learn quickly. Otherwise you might find your stay here could be a bit brief.

[Punter121]

I think you'll find I at least, and probably VW, have no opinion on the agency and nor does UKP. We simply evaluate facts as a service to fellow punters. Your advert -- sorry review -- was more of an advert than a review. It was written in the style of AW 'reviews' or the style of prossie-run punting sites. Things are simply a little different here. Before you start throwing accusations around, I respectfully suggest you have a look at the "writing reviews guidance".

It can be found here:
External Link/Members Only
On the UKP wiki External Link/Members Only

It represents a consensus of the forum here that you have joined. If you want to play, it is assumed you want to play according to forum rules and ethos (formal rules at the link at the bottom of the page).

If your review was genuine, then man up and accept the criticism. You'll be forgiven. Many new posters write at first with their cock instead of their brain. It's ok if you learn quickly. Otherwise you might find your stay here could be a bit brief.

Okay Marmalade. That is fine. Thanks for pointing out where I went wrong in my review. Next time I'll make sure I follow the punting guide and try and write a review which all punters can take benefit from.