I backed myself in getting what I wanted out of this girl with mixed reviews
So naiveExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyBooking: £70 for 1/2 hour + £20 OWO
Comms: Called, didn't pick up got a text back soon after, made booking, got postcode and I was away. Got a kiss emoji from her which was the closest I got to getting a real one from her that night.
Accommodation/Area : Hotel/Apartment in the city
Appearance: Realllly hot Romanian. Especially if you like petite blondes. Slim waist. Apparently everyone says she looks Russian. Don't doubt it. Boobs enhanced, I'm not a boob man they were nice. Smells good
Punt: The booking started with me calling on arrival. When I rang it went to voicemail. So I sent a text and then went to move my vehicle to somewhere where after I wouldn't come back to a £60 pound fine. 5 minutes later I got the address with a message BE DISCREET. Still had to park though. Anyways parked a minute later. I got an address not the name of the actual hotel so ended up walking past it as I had to count the door numbers rather than look for the apartment name. Super discreet
I get a call from her as I find her building and I answer and I swear to god I didn't hear a word of what she said. I was like im outside and then she said something, and I hear numbers so I enter number the door buzzes and in I go. I proceed to stroll past concierge super discreetly
Ok up to her door, give it a little knock and I wait. Hear footsteps. The door opens and in I go. As mentioned before she looked really hot. Sorted out finances and then went for a shower. She seemed a little shy/reserved but nothing too bad
Anyways as I came back from the shower, I found her on the bed waiting. I climb (or kneel down rather seeing as its so low) on the bed which is very creaky. So I decided to lie on the bed. I lie on the bed and we haven't really engaged at this point but she starts of kissing my abs. Which was cool and all but felt a little nonconcordant. She grabs a condom on proceeds to put it on my semi. In the words of a previous reviewer. Oh dear.
She blew me for a little while and then climbed on top of me in CG once I was hard. She then said do I wanna do doggy after a minute or two. So i doggied her for a minute or two, and then she said do I wanna change position. This was all very mechanical and not at all fluid. So now I'm in mish, body to body, and this broad proceeds to push me off her to create some distance.
So at this point there's been no chat. No banter. No connection. The lack of music is amplifying the awkwardness, and i realise that I'm not gonna make it to the promised land in just 30 mins if things carry on like this
So i get her to blow me and she put her hand on the shaft and did that tip sucking thing, with a condom. I told her i want some OWO. Really I wanted a nut but hoped this would help. She told me thats 20 pound more. Im like okay cool. She says ...can you go and get it. Lol. So i hop off the creaky bed and come back with a 20. I get some OWO, and tell her how to do it better. Shes not an enthusiastic learner to say the least. She wanks me off. I bust. I receive wet wipes, and immediately am asked if Id like a shower. I thought a shower to wash away my sins and this painful awkward encounter was just what the doctor ordered.
So I have a shower and Im putting on my clothes and shes just standing there. Not saying anything. Im a social guy so I tried to break the ice which should have been broken half an hour ago. Asked her stuff, got 1 word awnsers said back in the quietest voice ever. Finally I grab my coat and go to the door.
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