Author Topic: VANESSA - Kings Heath, Birmingham. VS ad - Waste of time.  (Read 1663 times)

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Quick review that will hopefully save some punters a bit of time. Usually I include a lot more details in my reviews but don’t think it’s needed here.

At work on a late shift and hadn't had a punt in roughly a week so had a itch I needed to scratch so to speak. I make a point to avoid VS these days with the amount of crap on there but needed a quick local punt and VS search function is better (using postcode)

Found the WG in question, quick call and got postcode. Confirmed owo available and included. Make my way down and there in 15 mins. Called to ask for door number but no answer. waited a few mins and called again but no answer. Sent text but no reply. Waitied 10 mins in the hope she would call or text back but no such luck and completely wasted my break.

Did have a look for other WG’s in the area that may be a very late backup and came across another profile with the same number. (Link: External Link/Members Only)

Needless to say blue balls at work does not make me a happy bunny today.  :angry: :angry:

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If there's one thing I've learnt is to avoid VS like a plague!

I've had my share and will review those that I've seen in separate threads later.

The experience you'd expect to have based on the ad descriptions (which are very well written in English) and their pics don't do justice to when you book and meet them hoes - it's almost like a night and day difference! Yes the girls do have nice bodies (or at least have nice features that appeal to our individual tastes) but their spoken English sucks and they don't keep themselves as hygienic and clean as they should nor are they pleasant to taste, and as you're breathing unfortunately their pussies and battyholes smell of shit, it's fucking digusting :vomit: ! And their rates they charge is bullshit, you look at the services on offer hoping they will please you but when it comes to doing it it they suddenly decline which is bullshit or say that it's extra charge or have a bad attitude or they clock watch or do/say something to put the mood off.

Sometimes it's better to listen to our brains instead of our dicks. Either go home and bust a nut while watching your fav porno scene(s) or grab some nice food to help cheer yourself up or go to another hoe or go to another masseuse or just wait until tomorrow/next time.

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It would be good to review your punts NOW to save everybody else's money!!

Offline Beamer

It would be good to review your punts NOW to save everybody else's money!!

Sorry post deleted  :hi:
« Last Edit: February 22, 2018, 03:50:02 pm by Beamer »

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It was aimed at the previous post.  He said he'd had several VS punts but has not reviewed them.  The rest of us then waste our cash when a review would have given us a warning.

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If there's one thing I've learnt is to avoid VS like a plague!

I've had my share and will review those that I've seen in separate threads later.

The experience you'd expect to have based on the ad descriptions (which are very well written in English) and their pics don't do justice to when you book and meet them hoes - it's almost like a night and day difference! Yes the girls do have nice bodies (or at least have nice features that appeal to our individual tastes) but their spoken English sucks and they don't keep themselves as hygienic and clean as they should nor are they pleasant to taste, and as you're breathing unfortunately their pussies and battyholes smell of shit, it's fucking digusting :vomit: ! And their rates they charge is bullshit, you look at the services on offer hoping they will please you but when it comes to doing it it they suddenly decline which is bullshit or say that it's extra charge or have a bad attitude or they clock watch or do/say something to put the mood off.

Sometimes it's better to listen to our brains instead of our dicks. Either go home and bust a nut while watching your fav porno scene(s) or grab some nice food to help cheer yourself up or go to another hoe or go to another masseuse or just wait until tomorrow/next time.

Some wise words there mate and generally I would agree if meeting a WG for perhaps a GFE experiance etc. P&D punts however have a much lower bar. Personally I would not partake if any RO or 69 as I know hygiene is a potential issue and I never go expecting to get what’s advertised, just somewhere to get a quick and cheap relief. Last night was just me trying my luck and to be honest it was kind of expected.

However all that said I still remember some real gems I found on VS. One Rom WG still stands out and used to go by the name Vanessa. Work from high rise flats behind the new central library and another address in Smethwick sides of I remember. Good looking slim WG who spoke decent English, looked like her pics, gave the services listed and was only £30 for a 15 min P&D. She was always clean and fresh but alas all good things come to and end and i haven’t seen her or her profile in about 2 years.

Guess in a way I’m Searching to replace that gem lol

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Quick review that will hopefully save some punters a bit of time. Usually I include a lot more details in my reviews but don’t think it’s needed here.

At work on a late shift and hadn't had a punt in roughly a week so had a itch I needed to scratch so to speak. I make a point to avoid VS these days with the amount of crap on there but needed a quick local punt and VS search function is better (using postcode)

Found the WG in question, quick call and got postcode. Confirmed owo available and included. Make my way down and there in 15 mins. Called to ask for door number but no answer. waited a few mins and called again but no answer. Sent text but no reply. Waitied 10 mins in the hope she would call or text back but no such luck and completely wasted my break.

Did have a look for other WG’s in the area that may be a very late backup and came across another profile with the same number. (Link: External Link/Members Only)

Needless to say blue balls at work does not make me a happy bunny today.  :angry: :angry:

Think you may have had a lucky escape ali.

I think this girl has an AW profile that has bareback available on it. The tattoo on her lower left arm/wrist, looks the same as the pics from the vivastreet ad IMO.

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Think you may have had a lucky escape ali.

I think this girl has an AW profile that has bareback available on it. The tattoo on her lower left arm/wrist, looks the same as the pics from the vivastreet ad IMO.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Well spotted Juan, definitely the same girl when you compare pics from AW and VS side by side.

Ming  :hi:

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It has been said time and again on UKP but VS + Romanians =  :dash:  :bomb:

Still they make entertaining reading  :lol:

Thanks for the Review at least now others will be wary  :timeout:

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Think you may have had a lucky escape ali.

I think this girl has an AW profile that has bareback available on it. The tattoo on her lower left arm/wrist, looks the same as the pics from the vivastreet ad IMO.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Actually, it appears Ali has already seen her  :vomit:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=6784

Ming  :hi:

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Yep, ashamed to say I did many years ago now. Not one I wish to repeat so lucky escape indeed. Wouldn’t of put the two together as her prices are different. £30 for 15 mins on VS and £40 on AW. I’ve always seen her to advertise £40 on both sites so didn’t think it would be the same WG. Plus She’s changed a bit since I saw her but I guess it’s been 2+ years and she’s now using different pics and a video. Looking at them now the similarities are there but at 10pm skimming through VS with blue balls is easy to miss the resemblance.

VS truly is a minefield
« Last Edit: February 22, 2018, 11:32:20 pm by alibirmingham »

Offline bearcat69

It was aimed at the previous post.  He said he'd had several VS punts but has not reviewed them.  The rest of us then waste our cash when a review would have given us a warning.

I agree in principal, But, to be fair, most of them really aren't worth reviewing. The problem with Vivastreet is that one week the advert is there, the next week it's gone. This is why it is not a recommended site to use in the first place, as it's too easy for bad prossies to advertise on there, grab some quick cash then bugger off. I've had a fair few VS punts I've never reviewed myself, as haven't had the time to write a review straight away, a few weeks go by and the WG's advert disappears, so I wouldn't be able to link to the advert, so the review would end up being more confusing than useful. There's usually not a hell of a lot to say anyway, she had a bad attitude, it was a P&D, probably a Rom. Probably 80% of punt from VS are gonna go like that.
Anyway, you go to see a VS advertising WG and it's a waste of cash, you really can't say you haven't been warned. I would really only ever recommend seeing one if she had multiple positive reviews on here or in the TOFTT context. Most of the better girls on VS usually tend to have an AW profile too anyway.