BEST.ORAL.FOR YOU aka Mellisa - Rommie bait and switch - Bradford

[mrfishyfoo]

I spotted this lass when she arrived in Bradford and OMFG those pictures screamed size 8/10 FAF gym bunny to me. I just had to albeit my spideysense was screaming TGTBT.

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The short version.

Never happened.
 
First I am going to describe her.

Maybe not as I never met her. The lass that opened the door to me was a fat dumpy ugly lump of a woman that looked nothing like the lass in these pictures.

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The booking process.

Bounced a couple of texts backwards and forwards confirmed services, confirmed price, confirmed time, postcode and building name supplied game on.

The waiting game.

There wasn’t one. This was a see you in 3 hours booking.

The Venue.

A serviced apartment in the centre of Bradford.
 
The meeting.

I turned up in the vicinity of the venue with 15 minutes to spare and did a quick recce. While doing this a short dumpy dark haired lass entered venue. My only thoughts being I hope not.

I gave it 10 and sent the “I’m here honey” text to then be kept waiting for another 15 minutes.

The come on down arrived and guess who opened the door to me.

I asked for Melissa and showed dumpy the pictures off the AWank profile to be told no-one by that name or looking like the lass in the pictures was there.

I walked.

The money bit.

It was meant to be £100 fully inclusive for the hour with the option to extend.

In conclusion.

Typical Rommie bait and switch bollocks.

What a total fucking waste of space.

[stickman1980]

Sounds horrific Mr Ff. Not had one of those escapades as yet but the nature of the beast with TOFTT perhaps??

I hope Plan B was more successful!? 

[stevedave]

Thanks for the warning. At least you saved your cash 

[mrfishyfoo]

Sounds horrific Mr Ff. Not had one of those escapades as yet but the nature of the beast with TOFTT perhaps??

I hope Plan B was more successful!? 

There was no way I was fucking an ugly minger that looked nothing like expected. I've got standards to adhere to they were not being overruled, not this time anyway, by mini me and full balls. That's the rinse when you TOFFT, or not in this case, as some you win and some you lose. 

Plan B was a regular who I've previously reviewed.

[mrfishyfoo]

Thanks for the warning. At least you saved your cash 

Not for long as planB got that instead. 

[Tricks]

Well done for walking

It's the waste of half a day that pisses me off As it turns out, having a plan B was inspired.

[stickman1980]

Plan B was a regular who I've previously reviewed.

You find time for regulars in amongst all the first timers you review??

Goodness knows where you find the time and energy, nevermind finances!! 

[mrfishyfoo]

It's the waste of half a day that pisses me off As it turns out, having a plan B was inspired.

Me too. 

I don't normally have a plan B but my spideysense was tingling so much that this time I did.

[gfeman]

Thanks for the warning 

[hullad]

A text book example of how to deal with these bait and switch merchants.

Well done yet again 

[mrfishyfoo]

A text book example of how to deal with these bait and switch merchants.

 

The more of us that walk from these deceitful cunts the sooner, hopefully, that they will get the message. 

[Dooglebidge]

Hi Mr Fish. Jyst got onto this site and you seem to have some banter. Who was plan b in this case?
Cheers
Doogle

[FLYING BLUE]

The more of us that walk from these deceitful cunts the sooner, hopefully, that they will get the message. 

Correct!
Well said