Noelia18 the GFE that never was.

[Tailpipe]

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This was supposed to be the TP full fluff 5 Star Hotel Outcall gig , however is was something different.

I had placed a RB for outcall in London ,have to say I had over 50 bids and 15 were puntable so must have pitch it correctly.

I picked noelia not sure 100% why the Doc had said a few words on her and I love polish ,what can I tell you https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16600.msg258912#msg258912

Good coms she sent me a face picture that was not very clear but could see she was a looker.  I had some pre punt reservations was she to young
and was she to small , however I made the call so that was it.

She was bang on time and I went to meet her she was pretty for sure and small but looked nice and smiled however was wearing woolly jumper
so could not see how good her body was.

We had a drink and talked she speaks quietly , she is 25 not 21 which worked for me looks sexy but not dressed like brass so was all good.

TP was not pissed so I had more clarity than normal. This girl is nice but there was not the normal GFE type of connection I like to feel
she was there for you , talks a great deal about herself and life and is a very street wise tough Girl. But not unpleasant in anyway.
However would not recommend pissing her off those eyes could turn a man to stone.

So up to the room at which point she took off the woolly and was wearing a tight black short dress , fuck me what a body and what a
little package this is , piercing big blue eye, blonde hair , Great Tits and Ass , just as sexy as they come.  The music was playing
on the Ipad and she was dancing and looked the bollocks. She said I will underdress I said know as this was like going to be opening the
best Christmas present you had ever had so why rush.

When this package was unwrapped she has a stunning body listed as a 6 but I think just under a 8 , the curves  into her wait top class great
nipples , Clean as whistle this girl spells lovely , best DKF ever and she did not connect in a GFE way but now she is fully connected
and this girl likes her job. Her pussy was perfect and I had dyson on it in flash , TP loves eating the pussy.

We then spent the next 2 hours with some mini breaks and she took me on a journey , went through the Race card.
All good tight pussy full on every which way but lose.

For the finger bashing fans, she is not into that but will take one during oral , Good BJ .

Stand on me book this Girl for an hour , then tell me I am wrong. Top class service , turns into a different girl when the talking stops
and the DFK starts.

She is off to Poland today for 10 days.

I will punt this Girl again but will approach it differently to suit , this is the first time I have found a WG with a better body
than my polish GF , and I thought it not possible.  Difference Noelia knows how to please a man.





 

[Troyb]

WOW . she is very nice , what a body , thanks for your FB  . will book her as soon as she back . 

[TheDoctor]

I think what you are saying here chimes with the notes I made about her clicking that link you posted. She's difficult to connect to, but since the sex is so darned good I can forgive that. I've seen her a few times subsequently, and she's a little more friendly as she gets to know you but her conversation is still far from 'girly girly' and is actually very 'me-centric'. She's a shrewd, switched on girl who has a business plan.

I would certainly recommend her and she's currently my favourite girl. I would actually say Teen Sophie's kissing is marginally better but Noelia wins hands down for looks.

[Tailpipe]

I think what you are saying here chimes with the notes I made about her clicking that link you posted. She's difficult to connect to, but since the sex is so darned good I can forgive that. I've seen her a few times subsequently, and she's a little more friendly as she gets to know you but her conversation is still far from 'girly girly' and is actually very 'me-centric'. She's a shrewd, switched on girl who has a business plan.

I would certainly recommend her and she's currently my favourite girl. I would actually say Teen Sophie's kissing is marginally better but Noelia wins hands down for looks.

For once we agree 

[Meursault]

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This was supposed to be the TP full fluff 5 Star Hotel Outcall gig , however is was something different.

...

TP was not pissed so I had more clarity than normal. This girl is nice but there was not the normal GFE type of connection I like to feel
she was there for you , talks a great deal about herself and life and is a very street wise tough Girl. But not unpleasant in anyway.
However would not recommend pissing her off those eyes could turn a man to stone.

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TP loves eating the pussy.

Thanks for the review. You do realise you are speaking about yourself in third person (TP) though?

[Tailpipe]

Thanks for the review. You do realise you are speaking about yourself in third person (TP) though?

NK will explain , he can ask BAT PC . 

You are in fact lucky you can understand what I have said . 

[Meursault]

NK will explain , he can ask BAT PC . 

You are in fact lucky you can understand what I have said . 

The girl looks hot, that's all I need to know.

[Tailpipe]

The girl looks hot, that's all I need to know.

Smoking hot , and I have been with some good ones , but this girls body is special .

Thank god for Poland . 

[password02]

Hi TP have you seen our lovely Michelle indep in E4? she is polish as well and a stunner with excellent service and is a top girl - she also posts on uKP forum

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Hi TP have you seen our lovely Michelle indep in E4? she is polish as well and a stunner with excellent service and is a top girl - she also posts on uKP forum

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16248.msg252692#msg252692

There's my review she is one of the very best.

[NightKid]

NK will explain , he can ask BAT PC . 

You are in fact lucky you can understand what I have said . 

BAT ... PC ... does ... not ... compute ...

Kidding, you know I <3 teasing you TP. 
Glad you enjoyed your punt with her ... shame she only does outcalls. How long did you book her for & how much was it?

[Tailpipe]

BAT ... PC ... does ... not ... compute ...

Kidding, you know I <3 teasing you TP. 
Glad you enjoyed your punt with her ... shame she only does outcalls. How long did you book her for & how much was it?

Posting RB prices was the killing of panel its best not to show them. I thought she did incall
But did not look. It's was a longer booking therefore a good rate .

But as the doc said she a bright one and has a plan is earning shit loads of money , but not
Surprised with that body.

[NightKid]

Posting RB prices was the killing of panel its best not to show them. I thought she did incall
But did not look. It's was a longer booking therefore a good rate .

Yeah, I thought you might say that so I was going to mention PM.
But I'd much rather encourage useful punting info to be shared on the public boards so I didn't ... oh well.

[Tailpipe]

Yeah, I thought you might say that so I was going to mention PM.
But I'd much rather encourage useful punting info to be shared on the public boards so I didn't ... oh well.

Panel and the doc have had problems I do not wish to be the next .

However no wife to worry about .

[LL]

Thanks for the review TP.  This one has been on my hotlist for a long, long time - over a year I think.  I remember that she was a lot less expensive when I originally added her (otherwise she wouldn't have "made it" onto my list ).  Anyway, sounds really nice.

[Tailpipe]

Thanks for the review TP.  This one has been on my hotlist for a long, long time - over a year I think.  I remember that she was a lot less expensive when I originally added her (otherwise she wouldn't have "made it" onto my list ).  Anyway, sounds really nice.

Have a go trust me you will not regret it , great service .

[LL]

Alas I don't live in London (commute there daily) and can't afford a nice hotel room so I doubt I will ever get the chance to meet her.  Unless she bids on a reverse booking of mine sometime.  You never know.  In the past I've had bids from girls who don't advertise incalls but are prepared to offer it now and again (presumably when they get desperate for cash so are willing to risk getting chucked out of their student halls of residence )

[TheDoctor]

Alas I don't live in London (commute there daily) and can't afford a nice hotel room so I doubt I will ever get the chance to meet her.  Unless she bids on a reverse booking of mine sometime.  You never know.  In the past I've had bids from girls who don't advertise incalls but are prepared to offer it now and again (presumably when they get desperate for cash so are willing to risk getting chucked out of their student halls of residence )

We chatted about earnings on our last meeting (she brought it up not me!!) and if what she says is to be believed, she's not going to be desperate for cash any time soon. Forget a nice hotel room - get a dirt cheap one and see her. As TP says, you won't regret it. She loves sex and it shows!

[Tailpipe]

We chatted about earnings on our last meeting (she brought it up not me!!) and if what she says is to be believed, she's not going to be desperate for cash any time soon. Forget a nice hotel room - get a dirt cheap one and see her. As TP says, you won't regret it. She loves sex and it shows!

Like the Doc says I do not think she would give a shit if its a £29 premier inn or the Hilton park lane go for it

[Steve2]

Looks like you are on a roll TP

[akauya]

TP... she looks the bollocks (using your favourite phrase) shame she only does outcalls

Glad you had a good punt.

[backofthenet]

I saw her last week, having already read this thread and not knowing what to make of it. (Much like the time lord's second incarnation, I too have an epicurian taste in inexpensive european outcall hookers) I now completely understand what was written about that inability to connect and the lack of GFE - she's chatty, but in a slightly disconnected way, coming out with random non sequiters about her life and experiences and showing very little interest in me, which bugged me slightly. I also didn't find her particularly pretty, and her teeth need whitening.
However, as soon as the action started, it was a wholly different experience - she is both enthusiastic and compliant, with a wonderful trick of waving her legs in the air during missionary and moaning with great gusto. Spectacular tits, though this did inevitably involve a bit of plumpness in other areas to maintain their form. She also swallowed an entire loadful of sticky white love piss without so much as a 'by your leave'. And she chatted to me at length afterwards - I'll protect her trade secrets, but what she told me about her 2013 income (I didn't have the presence of mind to ask her if she was referring to net or gross) and her love life/living arrangements had me open mouthed. Overall positive, but with the above caveats.

[backofthenet]

she's now also doing incalls in Earl's Court, by the looks of things - for the same price she charges for outcalls.

[LL]

she's now also doing incalls in Earl's Court, by the looks of things - for the same price she charges for outcalls.

Thanks for letting us know.  She's been on my hotlist for years.  I won't see her at this price but here's hoping it will drop a bit.

[UltrasForLife]

hm, incalls available. trusted reviews. Only con left is 140 p/h. If it was 120 I'm in. Might enquire if possible next time Im in London as I have't been able to hotlist much recently over there.

[Tailpipe]

hm, incalls available. trusted reviews. Only con left is 140 p/h. If it was 120 I'm in. Might enquire if possible next time Im in London as I have't been able to hotlist much recently over there.

Alexy stand out body great shape and she likes what she does .

[london]

She working in hotel or house ?

[Mr.WeirdBeard]

I tried to book her multiple times for an outcall but could never reach her. AW emails unread, calls unanswered and texts unreplied. She did reply to one of my messages on AW saying I should text her, which I did, and got no response 

[viktor1080]

Called her yesterday evening she picked up first time and we are having a meet at 9 PM review to follow if she is still great..

[backofthenet]

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[NightKid]

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Thanks for the update.

Has she gotten bigger or was she always naturally that curvy?

[mastershifu]

I remember seeing her about a year and a half ago.. was absolutely amazing... though it seems as if she may be a size bigger than what I saw last time..  cant doubt her skills though

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[shagbambi]

Thanks for the update.  Thought it was her when i saw the profile.

[King Nuts]

I remember seeing her about a year and a half ago.. was absolutely amazing... though it seems as if she may be a size bigger than what I saw last time..  cant doubt her skills though

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Oh Lordy. I saw her a couple of years back. She wasn't quite elfin then, but has sure packed on a bit of weight since.

[PLeisure]

Price seems to have adjusted accordingly

[Bigus Dickus]

She used to be a size 6! I always fancied a shot at her but she wouldn't do outcalls to my location as I was too far!

Not doing anything for me these days! Looks about a size 12 now. Did she pop out a sprog? 

[cunningpunt]

I was lucky enough to see her back in late 2010/2011 - she was cute as a button, orgasmed properly and swallowed my lot. Wish I could roll back the clock!

[hooman]

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Is it actually the same girl? Can anyone confirm

I saw her a couple of years ago and while her profile has some similarities it looks nothing like her, when i saw her she was a petite size 6, had no pics on her profile other than a couple with her face obscured, this one has hundreds.