Thank you

[neweewee]

I’ve been a lurker for a bit, and I’ve just posted a review. I just wanted to mention some thank yous from reading the boards:

You’ve saved me wasting time and money on escorts that are useless. I’ve been horny, read AW, come on here to do research/read reviews, and totally changed my mind as I know things would go badly.

Negotiating HEs - see my review of Oasis Massage. I booked 30 minutes for £25, but took £40 cash out. I knew to stick to my guns when I was offered a price. It might be a small saving, but it’s still useful.

Sar-Major - I love reading your reviews, and I don’t really know why I find it funny when you mention “the muscle”. I don’t know about your private life, but I think you’ve got a great way with words.

Finally, I hate it too when people can’t reserach their own shit! Despite being a lurker, I could still find the information that I needed. I’m not fussed if someone hadn’t contributed much, but use your nous, rather than being lazy. If you genuinely can’t find something, at least say what you’ve done to try and find what you’re looking for first!

[Tiger63]

Well weve never had a punter getting fluffy about a fellow punter but each to their own.
I get the feeling "owld Sarge " might be up for a bit mano et mano action if you ask him nicely

[Looking4fun]

Think we’ve got a bromance going on  keep your back to the wall old fella 

[daviemac]

Think we’ve got a bromance going on  keep your back to the wall old fella 

Either that or we want a review of how it progresses.   

[Veritas]

If all goes well, Adim may have to do a Cilla and “ buy an ‘at”   

[Barry Shipton]

Christ you lot will all be on Jankers in the Glass House when S-M reads this - don’t think he holds with no ‘pooftas’ in the ranks! 

And OP he is also a stickler for detail - I think you’ll find it’s ‘The Snake’ not ‘The Muscle’ and I don’t think you want to see this one spit it’s venom 

[Dimond dave]

  that brings back very fond memory's for me.  Once a monkey allways a monkey 

Christ you lot will all be on Jankers in the Glass House when S-M reads this - don’t think he holds with no ‘pooftas’ in the ranks! 

And OP he is also a stickler for detail - I think you’ll find it’s ‘The Snake’ not ‘The Muscle’ and I don’t think you want to see this one spit it’s venom 

[waynekerr600]

I have an awful vision of him making you squirt... 

[Sar-Major]

RIGHT, Pin Ya Fekin Ears Back and Listen in, you fekin Orrible Shower Of Fekin Shite.

Just to put this story line to BED, and disperse any more fekin “Rumour Control Issues” I have “Never Ever” Wanted to, Thought About, or even Heaven Forbid, gone down the Shaggin Route of actually “Batting for the WRONG fekin Team” 

The thought of the “Snake” going after the WRONG team members “Hoop” is enough to make the poor fekin thing “Choke on its Own Venom” 

When I first read the thread “Thank You” and read the first couple of lines I just shut it down, thought what a load of shite. 

Then I noticed a few comments on it so I started to read it in full. Well I was pissing me pants reading your comments, and Her Indoors shouting “What’s so Bloody Funny”. It’s just a joke on the internet darling. 

Some good old “Witty Banter” chaps    ………….. Fekin Love It….. 


AND………………..

Don’t any of you fekin lot get the idea of knocking on me door for some “Queer Bashing” EITHER!!!!    

 

[Tiger63]

So it's a yes then 

[Looking4fun]

So it's a yes then 

I reckon s-m will have him squirting in minutes with his world famous finger technique 

[johnny34]

RIGHT, Pin Ya Fekin Ears Back and Listen in, you fekin Orrible Shower Of Fekin Shite.

Just to put this story line to BED, and disperse any more fekin “Rumour Control Issues” I have “Never Ever” Wanted to, Thought About, or even Heaven Forbid, gone down the Shaggin Route of actually “Batting for the WRONG fekin Team” 

The thought of the “Snake” going after the WRONG team members “Hoop” is enough to make the poor fekin thing “Choke on its Own Venom” 

When I first read the thread “Thank You” and read the first couple of lines I just shut it down, thought what a load of shite. 

Then I noticed a few comments on it so I started to read it in full. Well I was pissing me pants reading your comments, and Her Indoors shouting “What’s so Bloody Funny”. It’s just a joke on the internet darling. 

Some good old “Witty Banter” chaps    ………….. Fekin Love It….. 


AND………………..

Don’t any of you fekin lot get the idea of knocking on me door for some “Queer Bashing” EITHER!!!!    

 

Me thinks you doth protest too much 

[FLYING BLUE]

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This film was (apparently) made at our very own Sar Major's last posting (allegedly), so I've been informed

Meanwhile, FB ducks for cover

[waynekerr600]

So was SM a rear admiral in the navy or not? 

[Moresomes]

So was SM a rear admiral in the navy or not? 

Nah. He was in the army.
Specialised in rearguard actions.

[waynekerr600]

Rear gunner?

[Mansell]

PMSL - mind pleased it's nowt to do with me this time 

[daviemac]

PMSL - mind pleased it's nowt to do with me this time 

I'm taking a back seat on this one as well.   

[Kev3773]

Sar will come after yous all guns blazing from his huge ARSEnal   

[maxxblue]

Nobody mention 'helmets' 

[toon972]

I believe you SM. 

[Sar-Major]

So it's a yes then 

Never mind the "It's a Yes Then" Tiger, Just "Adopt the Position" whilst I "Straighten Ya Spine" with me fekin Pace Stick. 

 

[Sar-Major]

I reckon s-m will have him squirting in minutes with his world famous finger technique 

Yes, but a fist down the throat, isn't as much fun as 2 fingers up a juicy fanny. 

 

[Sar-Major]

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This film was (apparently) made at our very own Sar Major's last posting (allegedly), so I've been informed

Meanwhile, FB ducks for cover

Yes FB Duck Down very low indeed. As the "SHAT" will rain down upon you from a "Fekin Great Height"

Just been reliably informed from MI5, that those so called "Squaddies" were in fact "Brylcreme Boys" on the "Batter. 

 

[Sar-Major]

So was SM a rear admiral in the navy or not? 

NO, But your a right little Waynekerr, as fekin always...........  


 

[Sar-Major]

PMSL - mind pleased it's nowt to do with me this time 

Yes, would seem your an "Innocent Bystander" this time Young Mansell..............    

 

[Sar-Major]

Rear gunner?

That was your job on the local Milk-float..............

 

[Sar-Major]

Sar will come after yous all guns blazing from his huge ARSEnal   

Now, Now "Lardy" don't try and get all "Personal" with ya comments.

 

[happyguy48]

RIGHT, Pin Ya Fekin Ears Back and Listen in, you fekin Orrible Shower Of Fekin Shite.

Just to put this story line to BED, and disperse any more fekin “Rumour Control Issues” I have “Never Ever” Wanted to, Thought About, or even Heaven Forbid, gone down the Shaggin Route of actually “Batting for the WRONG fekin Team” 

The thought of the “Snake” going after the WRONG team members “Hoop” is enough to make the poor fekin thing “Choke on its Own Venom” 

When I first read the thread “Thank You” and read the first couple of lines I just shut it down, thought what a load of shite. 

Then I noticed a few comments on it so I started to read it in full. Well I was pissing me pants reading your comments, and Her Indoors shouting “What’s so Bloody Funny”. It’s just a joke on the internet darling. 

Some good old “Witty Banter” chaps    ………….. Fekin Love It….. 


AND………………..

Don’t any of you fekin lot get the idea of knocking on me door for some “Queer Bashing” EITHER!!!!    

  :hi:Please sweetie, answer the door! some guys will do anything to be with you.  Not me though 

[Sar-Major]

Thank Fuck for That, as by the look of your Avatar, "Your a Little Queer Cunt"..............    

 

[happyguy48]

Well you got one of the words right 

[Moresomes]

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Howay now S-M. You know we're all behind you on this one.   

[Sar-Major]

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Howay now S-M. You know we're all behind you on this one.   

Mmm really!! I think the wording on your Avatar isn't quite right. It should be:- "Miserable Sad Owld Retarded Bastard on Board"   

There ya fekin go "Sunshine".     

 

[Sar-Major]

Well you got one of the words right 

Well it's NOT "Cunt" Coz that's got a "Purpose in Life". 

 

[Tiger63]

So are you all  greased up and ready to go then

[FLYING BLUE]

Yes FB Duck Down very low indeed. As the "SHAT" will rain down upon you from a "Fekin Great Height"

Just been reliably informed from MI5, that those so called "Squaddies" were in fact "Brylcreme Boys" on the "Batter.