Ebony Olivia Rose, Milton Keynes tour - Massive tits but lazy

[Cunning Punt]

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Comms:
Mainly by text and were largely three-word answers.
I inquired about a booking at a certain time and asked her to confirm FK and OWO was available. She didn't get back to me until 20mins before that suggested time and just said "Sorry I am". 

So too late and no confirmation on services. However, the thought of sucking those massive tits ruled my big head, plus I'm favouring ebony punts at the moment, so I took a gamble and arranged a 30mins booking (£80) for a later time.

Location:
Hotel outside MK with plenty of parking.

Layout of bedrooms is a bit of a maze and Olivia took far too long to open the door, which made me a bit uncomfortable as housekeeping staff were very near. 

While the shower seemed clean, the toilet had not been flushed (lots of paper and piss but fortunately didn't see any shit) and the sink was covered with brown specks that I think was make-up.

The girl:
A true BBBW.
Olivia is not worth an addiitonal 'B' because she isn't beautiful. She is average-looking girl (6/10) aged 21-23 with large gap between her front teeth. Olivia's photos are accurate in that she's fairly fat but with giant breasts (H-cup).

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In terms of personality, she's fairly friendly without being overly chatty. She seemed to be rather fat and lazy - a lot of things seemed an effort for her.

Services
Lip-kissing, OWO, HJ, RO, fingering, titfucking, massage

Details of meeting:
Olivia kissed with her mouth barely open and tongue withdrawn, so no FK and she didn't even seem keen on lip kissing. There was no eye contact at all during the meeting.
GFE this was not.

Olivia wasn't particularly responsive during RO and facesitting but perked up a bit when I was fingering her.

She seems to prefer giving oral, which wasn't bad, though at times also gripped my cock too tightly. The latter was possibly a factor in not being able to maintain a hard enough erection for sex.

CIM is extra apparently (I didn't ask how much) so I opted for some breast relief. This wasn't easy with her on top, due to her tits being saggy and her not being that skilful, so I took control, got on top and pumped away between those massive melons. Not surprisingly, I didn't last very long.

I wasn't expecting much from the post-coital massage and it was awful. Olivia slapped a bit of oil on my back and just lazily prodded her hands round my back, which was quite painful and I put a stop to this fairly quickly.

She claimed she had a sore throat, which may account for her reluctance to kiss and her general lethargy but I suspect her ailment wasn't that bad and she is just generally lazy.
Even at the end of the punt, she didn't even get up to see me to the door - just lay on the bed and said "goodbye". 

Conclusion:
This would have been a neutral if I'd paid £60 not £80, but Olivia is overpriced and her laziness annoyed me. My advice is that she is only worth a visit if you're a fan of large breasts - and then for just a 15mins booking.

[Yungiee]

Sorry this was shit.. Sounds like it should still be a negative regardless of price by how you describe it! Will avoid if she's ever MK way again for sure. 

[Cunning Punt]

Sorry this was shit.. Sounds like it should still be a negative regardless of price by how you describe it! Will avoid if she's ever MK way again for sure. 

Possibly, though the more I pay, the more I expect and WGs who charge £80/£140 should be offering reasonable FK as standard IMO, particularly when it's on their list.
I should have confirmed beforehand or perhaps just opted for a 15mins booking but quickies aren't really my style and I'm a sucker for massive breasts.

She moves around a bit, so not sure when she will back in the SE, but the review is now here, waiting for her when she returns. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Thank fuck for UKP. 

I seriously considered having a dabble as she's currently up north BUT not after reading this.

Cheers for the review MrCP.