Looney Toon at the Post Office - Southport

[Jokerinpack]

Southport  Thai Spa
16 Post Office Avenue Southport, PR9 0US
External Link/Members Only

Hi and thanks to those who have gone before me and provided Details. I went tonight and the agreed costs were £30 at desk and £100 after. My reason for neutral was no real engagement by her. Legs tight, wouldn’t allow RO, finger, no kissing and no oral. She just got me ready and went through some fake sounds to get the job done?!

Before you wonder, I had a shower there before, I am not hideous looking and do have a sense of humour. Perhaps I just didn’t do it for her?! In any case, the massage itself is pathetic and doesn’t belong in any description of Thai!

I can’t say it’s negative as she did make a little effort with the pretend noises etc. As for her looks, not a looker really but her body is 5/10. Maybe more if she had used it as she could have!

That’s all folks. Happy hunting

[standardpostage]

Is that a total of £130 ?
Thanks for review.

[Jokerinpack]

Yes it is. After lots of bargaining but clearly I still didn’t get good value for money.

[Marquis]

Yes it is. After lots of bargaining but clearly I still didn’t get good value for money.

Dear God mate you seem to have some bad luck. 5 reviews and the best is a neutral! I think I would have packed it in by now if I had such a low success rate.

[Jokerinpack]

Dear God mate you seem to have some bad luck. 5 reviews and the best is a neutral! I think I would have packed it in by now if I had such a low success rate.

Lol. Mate you’ve had so many postives that I’m sure I come across as the difficult customer but I’ve have regular positives that I haven’t reviewed because they’re already popular here. I tend to want to share average or poor experience so that others can make a choice.

[Marquis]

Lol. Mate you’ve had so many postives that I’m sure I come across as the difficult customer but I’ve have regular positives that I haven’t reviewed because they’re already popular here. I tend to want to share average or poor experience so that others can make a choice.

Fair comment - each to their own. I only get chance to indulge once a month or so, which makes me compare the market thoroughly and choose carefully.

[scutty brown]

Lol. Mate you’ve had so many postives that I’m sure I come across as the difficult customer but I’ve have regular positives that I haven’t reviewed because they’re already popular here. I tend to want to share average or poor experience so that others can make a choice.

Best to knock the Thai girls in Southport on the head - from what I can see none are any use, while Blackpool Thais are very hit and miss. Your negative reviews are pretty much similar to what I've found
As for Romanians in hotels - they're a predestined waste of time

[JRWK]

Southport  Thai Spa
16 Post Office Avenue Southport, PR9 0US
External Link/Members Only

Hi and thanks to those who have gone before me and provided Details. I went tonight and the agreed costs were £30 at desk and £100 after. My reason for neutral was no real engagement by her. Legs tight, wouldn’t allow RO, finger, no kissing and no oral. She just got me ready and went through some fake sounds to get the job done?!

Before you wonder, I had a shower there before, I am not hideous looking and do have a sense of humour. Perhaps I just didn’t do it for her?! In any case, the massage itself is pathetic and doesn’t belong in any description of Thai!

I can’t say it’s negative as she did make a little effort with the pretend noises etc. As for her looks, not a looker really but her body is 5/10. Maybe more if she had used it as she could have!

That’s all folks. Happy hunting

Unlucky .. I was there last week, as my review in previous thread;

"I saw her a few days ago, a more sensual type massage, but better B2B, completely naked, access all areas, except no fingers inside (although was ok with RO).
£30 for 1 hour plus £40 for B2B .. not bad I thought .."

Then again, like most Thai's, if they know you and trust you, then obviously they are more relaxed with you.  I've found with other places, the first visit anywhere is the biggest chance of feeling ripped off